One word: handsome!
After seeing me, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited it from his chromosome.
Children, several times with a kitchen knife rushed to my mother's bed, waved and said to cut me into pieces, my mother protected me with her death, and I was caught.
To survive.
Grandpa has been glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it's a man or a dog from a meter away, but when I appeared in front of him, I was already old.
People are tearful and their eyes are closed. Since then, they have never seen the light of day, saying that they don't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless troubles.
Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother took her father to the hospital for paternity test, and the doctor opened the quilt and only took a look.
I looked at it and cried, wiped my nose and said go home. It's not your son's or anyone's. Humans can't have such handsome children.
son ...
An intern nurse walked by and saw me as a baby. She immediately found a box of red inkpad with my fingerprints on it.
Come, and immediately spread your hair, mumbling to me: long hair is for you, if I don't marry you in my life, I won't have it.
Restore, clear the ancient Buddha, comb the boudoir ...
Mother hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door.
I hugged my mother too much and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What's the difficulty? Don't hit the child. ...
Mother was upset by his entanglement and pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw me, she followed me like crazy.
Tears welled up, and I fell to the ground, shaking my head and screaming: I was born 50 years ago! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Mother flashed ...
I was afraid to go to school when I was fifteen. I didn't go to kindergarten for a long time and dared not go.
The children, teachers and dean in the garden are all crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl's kiss. Aunt hits the child,
If nothing else, just because they were born in the same year as me. Troops and police deployed to quell the riot.
There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is still 100 km from the sea.
In the park, they often catch tuna in the small gutter in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. then
After investigation, it turns out that there are countless women crying at my door all the year round, and the ingredients of tears are rich in amino acids and eggs.
White matter is very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, the tears of those women have gathered into a small piece.
The beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach had flourished, and by the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed.
Very fast, so it is called: Hawaii.
Once, I was really bored and sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going crazy.
Ben, who knows that after I went out, there was no chase except a scream. I looked back carefully, and it turned out.
They all fainted on the beach. ...
The U.S. Department of Defense formally sued me in The Hague International Court of Justice, saying that I had ruined the happiness of the first family.
After seeing the photos I took when I was six years old, my grandmother even asked George W. Bush for a divorce, creating the first time in American national history.
A divorce case of an incumbent president. The International Court of Justice in The Hague issued a summons to me after accepting it. After receiving the summons, I expressed my willingness.
Appear in court, because this life is really unbearable, but the subpoena did not return to court. Because it has my signature on it, so
The postman is on his way ... later, the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison.
The CCTV focus talk show group came to interview me and fainted three times in front of the glass of the camera. The person in charge of recording
A little girl wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish.
When it was broadcast, it was smashed the next day because the TV station mosaic my face. Stick it on the slogan.
It is everywhere, even posted on the portrait of Chairman Mao in Tiananmen Square. CNN TV said that this is China's second culture.
The phenomenon of the great revolution. George W. Bush took the opportunity of his visit to China to publish a poster entitled "A Poster of Me!" in Tiananmen Square.
This speech was conducted under the protection of more than 5,000 T2 agents in the United States. However, Air Force One was attacked and failed.
Terrible ...
The United Nations allocated funds to build me a hiding place at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. The news is extremely extreme.
Blockade, no one in the world knows where I am except my family and Secretary General Annan.
I like quiet, really quiet, and the blue sky is close to me. God is at your fingertips. I am quiet.
But also extremely boring, I stood at the top and shouted: I am not handsome. ...
Suddenly, a calm voice came from the sky: No, you lied. ...
God, can't you lie to me? ...
I am very angry, very angry! ! ! Ask God why you make me so handsome! ! ! ! !
The voice of god's requiem came again: what did you say?
I was limp all over, and I cried. Why am I so handsome? ...
God was silent ... after a while, God spoke: You are very modest. ...
At that moment, I wanted to jump off it. ...
Suddenly, a group of people rushed up the mountain at the foot of the mountain. Later, I learned that Annan was kidnapped and the gangster's mother's grandmother was killed.
During the Qing Dynasty in China, I was a maid-in-waiting beside Cixi. My master is a minister of punishments, and my family heirloom is one of the top ten tortures in Qing Dynasty.
Nan is really an epic man. I didn't tell him where I was hiding until the ninth punishment. ...
I'm crazy! ! !
I stood on a stone, facing the cliff, hysterical: how dare you come up! ! ! I'm gonna jump! ! ! !
The crowd stood still, and there was an amazing silence. ...
The crowd began to stir, and many people jumped off the cliff like possessed, more and more! There are only a few left in the end.
One of the fainters stayed on the mountain and the others jumped off the cliff. I looked down. They paved a picture for me with their bodies.
Cushion in case I slip. ...
I am helpless ... I was protected by women in the former Pentagon of the United States, and women were proud to see me. because
After the last Everest incident, scientists found that human potential is so strong. Because in the Everest incident,
Ten percent of people are terminally ill, ten percent are disabled and ten percent are mentally retarded. ...
Many cancer patients (women) struggled for more than ten years before they met me and became anti-cancer stars. Some are disabled.
Sick people (women) have thrown away crutches and wheelchairs that have accompanied them for decades since they met me, and some even broke the world several times.
100 meter record.
In desperation, the Third World War broke out, and men used atomic bombs to safeguard their dignity. ...
After the explosion, I was the only one who survived in the world, because I was protected in the nuclear protection zone. When I came out, the earth
After the war, it was deserted, full of desolation and ruins. ...
Suddenly, I found life on the ground! ! ! ! !
That's a cockroach! ! ! The vitality of cockroaches is beyond everyone's expectation. I found this cockroach. Old tears
Sideways, the cockroach was shaking all over. I looked around and there was a cockroach at my feet! ! ! All women ...
On another coastline, all the male cockroaches are eyeing! ! !
No one would have thought that the fourth world war on earth actually happened among cockroaches. ...
Postscript: After my death, I was born ten million years later. They buried my bones in the North Pole. On my tombstone,
There is a cloud floating all year round. Change and change, there is only one word: handsome ...