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500 words to say to Kong Yiji

By the way, Kong Yiji is not dead. Not only did Kong Yiji not die, he also became a world-class celebrity. He is now an adjunct professor at the University of Cambridge in the United Kingdom and Harvard University in the United States. He lives a leisurely and comfortable life.

After Kong Yiji became a celebrity, he returned to his hometown in rich clothes, and the whole town of Lu was filled with joy. The Lu Town Government held a welcome meeting for four days and three nights. Kong Yiji sat in the guest seat and was in high spirits. Finally, under the strong supervision of the mayor of Lu Town and several leadership groups, the meeting finally decided on the theme of "taking celebrity effects as the leader to drive economic development." A lively drama of "making fun of others and setting up a stage for the economy to sing" is taking place in Lu Town. The story was unfolding in full swing.

Ding Juren was very busy during the few days after Kong Yiji came back. He personally delivered the confession of Kong Yiji's interrogation to the hotel where Kong Yiji stayed overnight and pleaded guilty. He expressed his recklessness back then and his guilt now with the gesture of wanting to show his heart to Kong Yiji: "I think about it today, I have failed the gods above, I have failed the people below, and I have failed to live up to your care and concern, Mr. Kong." One death is not enough to thank the world! "Kong Yiji felt that he was a celebrity now. Although he wanted to get angry, he also had to pay attention to his image. He ordered his secretary to destroy Ding Juren's defense in one fell swoop, and asked Ding Juren for the hand that hung his body. The rope should be left as a souvenir.

After Ding Juren returned home, he immediately ordered the housekeeper to find the slave who had questioned Kong Yiji, and encouraged the slave to dictate the reportage "The one with the whip" as a historical witness. "Night", he personally checked it. Ding Juren used all his strength, but felt that it was not exciting enough and had no selling point, so he decided to change the title of the book to "The First Intimate Contact with Kong Yiji" and published it at an urgent speed. Published.

Unexpectedly, the book was completely sold out the week after it was published.

Other than Ding Juren, the busiest person in Lu Zhen now is the former shopkeeper of Xianheng Hotel. The shopkeeper of Xianheng Hotel was very excited about the money. Inspired by Ding Juren, he encouraged me to write "The Story of the Character 'fennel'" to tell the story of Kong Yiji's stay in Xianheng Hotel to the readers who follow Kong Yiji. I was encouraged to invite Kong Yiji to come back to the Xianheng Hotel to sign books for readers. The shopkeeper also called a reporter from Luzhen Daily. He told the reporter that the 250,000-word autobiographical reportage I had created would be the best. Another masterpiece after Ding Juren's "The First Intimate Contact with Kong Yiji", it reflects from the most realistic perspective the lovely image of Kong Yiji who often filled the hotel with laughter, and resolutely strives to impress people with emotion. Use the plot to attract people and convince people with the facts.

The shopkeeper racked his brains and decided to adopt the strategy of "grasping with both hands, both hands must be hard", grabbing money with one hand and grabbing Kong Yiji with the other. The signboard was replaced by the glittering "Kong Yiji Hotel", and the four copper plates with soil on them that Kong Yiji paid the last bill for were found, framed in large frames, and hung in the most conspicuous place of the hotel. Later, seeing that the business was getting more and more popular, he changed the name of the rice wine to "Yiji Yellow Wine" and the fennel beans to "Yiji Beans". The business was even more prosperous. Later, he went on the market and raised the price of the rice wine to 20 cents a bowl, and the fennel beans.

Seeing the many benefits of using Kong Yiji, the shops in the town have signed up "Kong Yiji" signs one after another. Each one is bigger, more conspicuous, and each one more authentic. There is no store in Delu Town without "Kong Yiji", and no factory without "Kong Yiji". Later, the owner of the former Xianheng Hotel saw that Kong Yiji was unstoppable, so he rushed to register the patent number of "Kong Yiji". Unexpectedly, he was too clever. One foot taller. Overnight, signs such as "Kong Jiaji" and "Kong Bingji" appeared in the streets and alleys of Lu Town. It's really hard to guard against people once they become famous. Later, even the phrase "not too much, not too much" became popular. Weird words have also found their way into the elegant world. This "not too much, not too much" was originally used by Kong Yiji to trick his children into not having fennel beans, but now the situation has changed and it has become a golden sign. Not too much, not too much rice, not too much, not too much wheat, etc. have become the pillar industries of Lu Town. Under the powerful advertising campaign, the products of not too much, not too much are selling well all over the country with strong momentum, causing waves of "not too much" throughout the country. Not much of a whirlwind.

Later, with the strong support of the Lu Town Government, they finally recovered all the books, paper, pens and inkstones that Kong Yiji had lost when he was copying books for others, and decided to invest 2 million yuan to set up a stall in his place. A "Kong Yiji Museum" was built in a certain place, and the entire town of Shandong was filled with joy.

Later, the group of children who had been given an fennel bean by Kong Yiji held a press conference angrily. They accused the people of Lu Town of disrespecting them. After all, they had eaten Kong Yiji's fennel beans. So they filed a lawsuit against Ding Juhe and Xianheng Hotel in Luzhen Intermediate People's Court. The court found Ding Juhe and Xianheng Hotel not guilty in accordance with the laws and regulations.

After the children lost the lawsuit, they jointly opened a "Kong Yiji Fennel Bean Group Company" and a "No More, No More Fennel Bean Production Base", invited Kong Yiji as a product spokesperson, and hired professional The photographer captured the moment when Kong Yiji distributed fennel beans to children, and they later posted it.

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