1. I have more than 80 kinds of small spicy strips, and it’s not too late to consider being friends with me now.

2. After finally getting used to my appearance, getting a haircut is another ugly way.

3. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may lead to sudden death.

4. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, no matter what, I will not give it to you.

5. Everyone seems to be falling in love, leaving me alone to build socialism.

6. My eyes light up when I talk about my dreams. I want to be such a person.

7. I like you, just like your mother beating you, unreasonable.

8. I have begun to study how to look more handsome when entering the classroom on the first day of school.

9. Riding on a donkey and singing praises, not a bald man will always lose his hair.

10. Just because I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am easy to feed.

11. Only good-looking people have youth. People like us only have college.

12. Your current dreams determine your future, so it’s better to sleep a little longer.

13. Every time in Chinese class, when I have to answer a question, the whole class is always silent.

14. What’s wrong with ignoring you, don’t worry, there’s still me, and I’m too lazy to ignore you.

15. These days are so boring. The slightest breeze blows and I want to move.

16. I have cancer in my bones. The doctor said it is in the advanced stage and there is no way to save it.

17. Stop being the big devil and be my little bastard.

18. I will always like you until I get a perfect score in math.

19. I don’t want to do anything today, I just want to spend the day quietly and handsomely.

20. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat, but I want to raise you. After all, I will get rich by raising pigs.