2. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.
4. Don't be common sense with the people on earth.
5, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!
6. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
8. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.
9. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!
10, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so plant cactus instead!
1 1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
12, it turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.
13, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!
14, men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
15, thinking about how to pay taxes reasonably, the boss thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I thinking about how to sleep reasonably!
16. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.
17, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!
18, I met a writer's signature: it may or may not look like it. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.
19, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
20, I want to puppy love, but it is already late.
2 1, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.
The important task of post-80s is to make post-80s.
23. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
24. It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards.
25. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
26. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
27. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
28. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single.
29. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.
30. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
3 1, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!
32. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!
33. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.