I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

Even if my brother goes to the beauty spot, Ben Shuai still hopes that you will not do that with a photo of Ben Shuai in the quilt at night.

Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

6. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai would feed 3 billion people.

7. Are you afraid that someone will take you away when you are too beautiful on Valentine's Day? Don't look at me. It's no use looking at me. I'm prettier than him.

8. The saddest thing in this world is that you can't kiss your face …

9. Life comes and goes, which is the end of fate. Time remains the same in the dust. If you are doomed to this kind of bad luck, enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you can't bear a brand-new future, create a brand-new tomorrow.

10. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

1 1.XX is obviously jealous of my brother's handsome.

12. The first light in the dark was born from my brother's handsome face.

13. The tenderness you gave and the tenderness you lost are the gentlest tenderness.

14. What's wrong with being superficial?

15. There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

16. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

17. Today is really speechless! Just go out for a little while and go back to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in, saying that I was too dangerous, and I said that I was healthy! No cough, no fever. How can it be dangerous? They said; Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife.

18. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

19. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

20. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

The sentence that girls boast that they are beautiful since childhood (part two) 2 1. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

Every time I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

23. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women!

24. I am versatile, aren't I? I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you happy every day. I envy you having such a good friend as me.

25. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

26. I am handsome, with good eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

27. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Are you willing to disappoint or spoil such a beautiful face?

28. Hello, I am WeChat Business, and my main products are my beauty and talents.

29. Why don't I have a deskmate so angry that I have one?

30. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

3 1. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say something; Shit, he's handsome again.

32. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

33. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

34. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

35. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

36. Many people say that hair can be tidied up, clothes can always be bought in a new set, and skin is not good. Can you change it?

37. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

38. Pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen.

39. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

40. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!

Sentences in which girls boast that they are beautiful since childhood (3) 4 1. I have no story, but I conquered many people with my handsomeness.

42. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

43. Stupid enough to get a tattoo and cut your wrist for someone. Now that you wake up, everything will be fine. Live a good life for your woman.

44. A MM once asked me; Do you think you are handsome? I said; Not handsome. Results MM cried and said; I lied to her.

45. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

46. The eagle hits the sky, the fish is as shallow as the plain, and the camel walks away from the desert. This is a wonderful interpretation of self-beauty. Self-beauty is struggling, and hard work is its passion; Self-beauty is tempered, and perseverance is its true color; Self-beauty is the pursuit, and self-confidence is its temperament. Adhere to individuality, the world will be beautiful and life will be wonderful.

47. Some things last a lifetime.

48. Did you see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

49. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

50. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be exquisite. This is a woman's dignity.

5 1. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will not be so beautiful and become ordinary.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

53. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make the same mistake again.

54. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

55. The shortest martial arts novel in the world; Master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

56. I thought it was a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman is peerless and speechless.

57. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

59. To be a girl, you must be knowledgeable, and to be a woman, you must be experienced, so that you can have a fine life!

60. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

Girls boast that their sentences are cute and beautiful, humorous and universal.

Humor (1) 1. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

Baby, you look good in any hairstyle, but I like you with long hair best.

Life comes and goes, which is the end of fate. Time remains the same in the dust. If you are doomed to this kind of bad luck, enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you can't bear a brand-new future, create a brand-new tomorrow.

I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My beauty has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

5. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

6. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

7. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

8. Let me see who is attractive. Oh, it's me.

9. A woman's elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth or knowledge, but to her interest and cultivation in her bones.

10. Did you see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

1 1. Every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

12. I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. I know all about astronomy and geography at the top, but I know very little about the bottom. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. My beautiful brother is kind and helpful. I am puzzled by the primary school Chinese teacher's explanation of the meaning of "beautiful brother".

13. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

14. I am often blinded by my handsome eyes, but I can't kiss myself.

15. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

16. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

17. Your appearance is really pleasing ... It slows down the speed of the Internet. ..

18. No, I want to study hard, and I don't want to be told that I live by being handsome.

19. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

20. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

The girl praised her lovely and beautiful sentence humor (2)1. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

22. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up.

23. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

25. In the ranking of grades, you are ugly and I am handsome and casual.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

27. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women!

28. Whose loneliness covers my cheongsam and whose cheongsam covers my shoulders.

29. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!

30. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

3 1. When I look in the mirror, I am often scared by my appearance! (Still fascinated? )

32. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

Today's exam was all about "I am beautiful" and the results were all wrong. It is really wrong to be beautiful.

34. I live in pain, because I searched the dictionary and couldn't find a word to describe how beautiful I am.

35. Mom hurried out and trotted all the way, accidentally meeting an old lady waiting to have a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.

36. Do you know any friends who are lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer saying that I look like their princess.

37. If life is unsatisfactory, you can't suffer yourself. Women should be kind to themselves.

38. Being a girl needs knowledge and being a woman needs experience, so as to have a fine life!

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

40. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ..... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

Humor (Part III) 4 1. Stupid enough to get a tattoo and cut your wrist for someone. Now wake up and everything will be fine. Live a good life for your woman.

42. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

43. A painting was written wrong at the first stroke and had to be scribbled all the way.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

45. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

46. I accidentally want to grow old with you. good night

47. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

48. I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

49. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

50. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

5 1. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

52. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

53. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me. He is the super handsome guy in the world.

54. I am handsome, handsome, charming, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and I am one of the top ten outstanding figures in China.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

56. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart, and then I'll call the city management!

57. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

58. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

I hope I can lead a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

60. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

Blow your own horn and look good funny sentences (60 sentences).

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

3. In the ranking of grades, you are ugly and I am handsome and casual.

I don't have a story, but I conquered many people with my beauty.

If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

6. I can't stand it. I've suffered too much handsomeness at my age. I'm so tired.

7. Today, the test paper was full of "I am beautiful" and the results were all wrong. It is really wrong to be beautiful.

8. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

9. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

10. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

1 1. Women know that love requires ability, and women know that happiness always needs to love themselves before they can love the people they love. Then, let the person you love fall in love with yourself.

12. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

13. Do you know how I wake up every morning? I was awakened by my handsome.

14. A beautiful person like me can only get used to it.

15. Promise me that you won't tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

16. Mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

17. I wanted to let the paper plane fly me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.

18. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international ISO handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

19. Except for being handsome, there are no shortcomings. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

20. I can go back in time, but I can't go back.

Funny sentence 2,21. I thought about it, too.

22. I am often blinded by my beauty, but I can't kiss myself.

Because of my beauty, I can't sleep every night.

24. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

25. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

26. It is generally 8 yuan to take a taxi to work. After the taxi arrived today, the master insisted on taking me 13. It's really a pity. I asked him angrily why he wanted so much! The master was also very excited and answered me loudly-what happened when you were so beautiful and Lao Tzu charged you five dollars more! What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless.

27. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

28. I wake up by myself every morning.

29. I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

30. Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!

3 1. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

32. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

33. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

34. Some people say I am beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.

35. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me. He is the super handsome guy in the world.

36.XX is obviously jealous of his handsome brother.

37. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

38. If beauty can be eaten as a meal, this beauty can feed 3 billion people.

39. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

40. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. I am reluctant to give up such a beautiful face.

42. This is a two-minute world. One minute, people notice you, and the next minute, people like you.

43. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should take the time to look handsome.

44. The world is eclipsed by me.

45. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

46. Women should not only live exquisitely, but also live beautifully.

47. Known as pear blossoms over begonia, people jokingly call it a jade-faced dragon, which can do anything in the sky and on the ground. It is the embodiment of handsome and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and an unprecedented great man.

48. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

49. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

50. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

5 1. I've been chased, but I've never been overtaken!

I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

53. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

54. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now I like superficial people.

55. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

56. You don't even have dreams. What's the difference with salted fish? Have you ever seen a beautiful salted fish like me?

57. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

58. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

59. ◇◇◇◇ Who said sad? That's Beethoven.

60. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

Humorous sentences praising the girl's beauty

1. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

Will you stop looking at beautiful women and please don't appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

3. When there is no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

You came in skipping, wearing a red coat and a tight belt, looking so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

5. Your beauty is in demand! Come back, halley's comet hit the earth. Go back to Tai Sen to play table tennis. Yang Guo later fell in love with Li Mochou. The monk turned around and used Rejoice.

6. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance, which is your own smell.

7. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

8. You came to me slowly: a brown-green spring shirt with white lace on the neckline; Dark green pants, two pants like knives; Milky white high heels, ah, Jane is really a graceful and sad statue!

9. You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

10. You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

1 1. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

12. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.

13. You don't need watery and shiny eyes, but your eyes should also be affectionate and charming.

14. You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should also be elegant and refined, witty and funny.

15. You are so beautiful. Sister Furong is angry when she sees you! In fact, Sister Furong was not like this before, in order to compete with you! She is very sad! that's true

16. You'd better hurry at the intersection crossing the road, or there will be traffic jams!

17. Waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.

18. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

19. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

20. If I use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincerity.

2 1. There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

22. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

23. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

25. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

26. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

27. Innocent girls are as beautiful as a fairy.

28. I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm.

29. After knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!

30. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.