2006-6-7 8:39
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On the day of reporting to the company, the personnel director said to us cheerfully: "Lin, who studied finance and computer, came together." Good! "
I glanced at the boy named Gao Song and bumped into his Gherardini eyes.
It's nearly noon after completing the formalities. Seeing the sinister sun outside, Kao Sung said, "Lin, are you going to McDonald's across the street? It's my treat. " I didn't want to be baked into dried fish slices, so I agreed.
I drank a glass of iced coke, dug a cup of chocolate milkshake, listened to Takamatsu's endless story, and then looked at him and asked the waiter if there were any special activities today. I hit him and said, "Men should never learn accounting, or they will have no bones!" " "
Gao Song hit back: "A black sheep like you who specializes in fighting with his wallet can't appreciate the benefits of accounting!" "Say that finish turned away.
I thought I had offended, but the next morning I greeted me casually and said, "Lin, it cost me 24.3 yuan to invite you to dinner yesterday." When will you invite me back? " Faced with such a man who haggles over every ounce, I have no choice but to invite him to eat a black pepper steak at noon.
The meal cost 54.8 yuan. When I paid the bill, I proudly said to Gao Song, "You treat me to McDonald's and I treat you to steak. We owe nobody! In the future, you will take your sunny road and I will cross my wooden bridge! "
After that, Kao Sung didn't look for me for several days. Just when I thought the world was peaceful, one day before work, I suddenly called and said, "Lin, the last time you invited me to eat steak, it cost 54.8 yuan, which was 30.5 yuan more than the 24.3 yuan I invited you to eat at McDonald's." I, Kao Sung, am not a greedy person. So I decided to treat you to little sheep! "
In order to get even from now on, I accepted Gao Song's invitation. By the time I found out that I had been taken in by his thief, it was already too late-he ordered three plates of mutton and four plates of vegetarian dishes in one breath, making this meal expensive in 88 yuan! Is this a clear excuse to kill me? !
Since then, although I played dumb when I saw Takamatsu, Takamatsu has been haunting me, reminding me that I still owe him a few yuan for dinner. His meanness and cheekiness made me lose my appetite for boys studying accounting.
Although Kao Sung is worthless in my eyes, he is a rare young talent in the eyes of the newly appointed President Ye. "Increasing revenue and reducing expenditure" is a eloquent suggestion of comrades, which has become the latest financial standard of the company after the instructions of Chairman Ye.
Because I helped throw away Gao Song's financial analysis software. By the way, I have become a hero of the company, and my salary has risen two levels in a row.
When we had dinner together, we said to me more than once, "Lin, now the whole company praises me as a genius. You won't fall in love with me, will you?" Whenever this happens, I want to throw up.
It was Christmas in a blink of an eye. That night, I didn't go home until 10. The elevator went down all the way and suddenly stopped at 1 1 floor. My heart is pounding-you know, 1 1 building is Gao Song's finance department! If he sees me spending Christmas alone, he won't laugh to death! I came as soon as I was scared. It was Gao Song who broke into the house. As soon as he saw me, he immediately laughed: "Lin, you can't be so miserable!" " I heard that there are many ministers under your skirt. How can you skip class collectively at a critical moment? Does spending too much money scare people away? "
I held my head high and said, "Hum, this young lady received 20 invitation calls today. In order to revitalize Yuheng Company, this young lady rejected them all! " "
Gao Song said, "Since you are so noble, on behalf of all employees of Yuheng Company, I'll treat you to something to eat!"
I thought it was sad enough to walk alone in the street, so I agreed. Takamatsu took me around seven or eight times and came to a small big change.
Perhaps because of loneliness, Gao Song and I ate a pot of steaming "ghost blood" and drank a bottle of beer alone that night. In a daze, I heard Gao Song write me a blank check: "If there is no one to accompany you next Christmas, if my income doubles, I will invite you to' Sheraton' for Christmas dinner!"
I must have been drunk that day, because my experience on how to get back is blank. According to Gao Song, on the way back, I hugged him tightly and wiped my nose and tears all over his wool coat, which cost him 20 yuan for dry cleaning.
Later, Gao Song asked me for "laundry fee" several times, but I flatly refused. Gao Song didn't want his "accounts receivable" to turn into "bad debts", and even on New Year's Eve, he didn't forget to force debts from me.
I don't know why, after that Christmas Eve, I suddenly felt that he was not as annoying as before. Whenever he says "give me my money back", I feel very happy. I began to wonder if I liked it, otherwise how could I listen to such a fierce Sanyu more and more sweetly?
After the New Year, Valentine's Day roared again. On that day, Gao Song and I were honored to be "the shining stars of that day". Because, among all unmarried women in the company, I am the only dissatisfied woman who has not received roses; Gao Song is the only gentleman among hundreds of male compatriots in the company who received roses.
It is not unusual for a promising handsome boy to receive a bunch of roses on Valentine's Day. But when I heard that Gao Song had signed for the "amazing news" of the third bouquet of flowers, I finally couldn't help going to the finance department to find out.
On Gao Song's desk, I saw three blooming flowers: a purple tulip, a bird of paradise and a red rose. Gao Song hid in the flowers and made faces at me.
"Red roses are 13. I'll check the flower language for you later and see what people mean. " I cried my eyes out, but my heart was stung by the signatures on those flowers-Forever Li, Love You, Dream Lan-three disgusting female names!
He, Gao Song, an accountant who is good at calculation, is so popular? I really didn't think of it!
I went back to the office to check the computer. A few minutes later, I got the answer. I sent a short message to Gao Song: "The flower language of 13 rose is unrequited love; Purple tulips are the favorite; Birds of paradise are in love. Who are your Snow White, Li and Lan? "
Twenty minutes later, Kao Sung's reply came late: "I'm sorry to hear that you haven't received the roses yet. How about I treat you to a candlelight dinner so that you don't get drunk like Christmas Eve? " Maybe it was stimulated by those three flowers. This time, I readily agreed.
After work, Gao Song and I walked on the crowded pedestrian street and found that people around us were looking at us curiously-on Valentine's Day night, a pair of handsome men and beautiful women didn't even have a blade of grass in their hands, which was really sorry for the audience. Seeing this, I kicked Gao Song and asked, "Where are the flowers you received?" Gao Song said casually, "Aunt Zhang, Aunt Li and Miss Huang from the finance department each took one home. Well, I didn't expect someone to send me flowers. These women are really a waste of money! "
Gao Song took me to a western restaurant called "Black Angel". Just after ordering, he couldn't wait to ask the waiter for a present. The waiter said softly and firmly, "I'm sorry, sir, the gift has been sent out."
Gao Song looked very depressed after hearing this, and then he began to bid: "Please call your manager, I want to complain!"! You book a couple package to send 1 1 Valentine's Day rose is your advertisement! "
Seeing that the whole western restaurant was watching us, I quickly grabbed Gao Song and said, "Don't be ashamed, you have no obligation to send me roses!" " "
Gao Song said to me anxiously, "But without such an important prop as roses, how do you know how I will express my love to you?" Originally, I thought the price here was reasonable, and I also sent roses. It was really a beautiful pavilion that killed two birds with one stone, but now it's all ruined by false advertisements! "
I was fooled for three minutes. Oh, my God, is this an accountant's courtship? !
When I reacted, I choked back a smile and solemnly said to Kao Sung, "It doesn't matter if there are no roses. You can make up for it with purple tulips or birds of paradise in the future. I don't mind. "
Seeing Gao Song's eyes shining with excitement, I immediately said solemnly, "You are not allowed to get entangled with anything beautiful and elegant in the future!"
"They are pestering me, Lin Baizhen, and your logic is very confusing." Kao Sung corrected it and threw himself in my face.
In this way, I fell in love with Gao Song, a cheapskate accountant. To be honest, dating an accountant is not romantic at all. Where he went to eat, he asked the waiter for coupons and asked him if he could get a discount. All the gifts he gave me were bought at preferential prices when the mall held activities. Whenever I attack him for not being romantic enough, he attacks me as a black sheep and says that he won't stop until I solve my problems.
On June this year 1, Children's Day, when I went to work in the morning, I saw advertisements for restaurants and shopping malls all over the newspaper. I called Gao Song and said, "I want to eat Pizza Hut's pizza at noon." That boy taught me a lesson: "What pizza is not just pie, but also worth remembering for three days?" How many times have I told you that going out on holidays is equivalent to letting the bosses' cash registers revel! "
I hung up the phone angrily and vowed never to talk to this smelly boy who doesn't understand romance again. But Kao Sung came to my office and Yang Xi said, "I'm very busy today. Go eat by yourself. Remember to use coupons. Can be cheap 10 yuan! Also, you happened to pass by green real estate Company when you came back. The newspaper said that you can get a 15% discount on buying a house on National Day. Go and see if we bought the house we took a fancy to last time ... "
At noon that day, sitting in the booth of Pizza Hut, when I destroyed half the pizza and asked the waiter for coupons without changing my face, I found myself completely changed, becoming trivial, pragmatic and meticulous. ...
See, this is what happens when you fall in love with an accountant.