1. When you are happy, my mood is sunny; When you are sad, I am in the thunderstorm. Because I love you, I want to feel all your feelings. 2. The higher you hold a woman, the more precious she feels. On the contrary, put it down, and she will turn back to you, in fact, her heart. 3. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day, you gently walk on the roadside and fall for you! 4. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I am dead! 5. When you miss me, come to me. When you see me, take fruit, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges represent that you love me, bananas represent that you miss me, and apples represent that you love me. 6. I am very happy with every minute with you. I hope you are as happy as I am. I feel sweet at the thought of your name. 7. I feel very happy because of you. If I am not the happiest woman in the world, I am also the second happiest woman in the world. Anyway, I'm glad. 8. How beautiful the stars in the sky are. Without you, everything would be dead. Every lonely night, you know, I miss you silently. 9. Dear, I can't forget you. Maybe only time can help me. But, dear, after so long, I still can't forget you! 1. From the moment I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied my every memory. Can you understand my infatuation? 11. I am a vine, and you are a tree. The meaning of my life is to entangle you tightly, care about you, and the happiness of our lives around care. 12. The wind blew away the vicissitudes of life; Rain, taking away the confusion; In this world, you have dreams, see you and see the direction of progress; Love you without discussion! I always knew I loved you, but I didn't say it, because I couldn't stop thinking about you. Now I say this because I care about you. 14. Because of the stars, the night is no longer dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of hope; My world is wonderful because of you! 15. Take her hand to the place where your heart is and say to her: I want to give you a special gift. From now on, this place belongs only to you. Do you want to come in and have a look 16. If there is no moon, I can't miss you. If there is no sun, I don't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle and time flies, how can I forget you? Chatting with boys' routines 2 1. "Can you stop using the word" you "to address me?" "Fool, I call you because you are in my heart!" 2. "My eyes can unlock your IphoneX." "Why?" "My eyes are full of your appearance!" 3. "Hey, let me ask you a personal question?" "What?" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No!" "Do you want me to introduce you to one?" "Who is it?" "That man has the same surname as me, and his name is (euphemistically and mysteriously)" 4. "The fortune teller called me Wangfu" "Do you want to verify it?" 5. "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world? "water?" "No, it's my eyes." Why? "Because you are the only one in my eyes." 6. "I guess you must have broken the law recently." "Why?" "You stole my heart." 7. "Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know" and "because I am naturally afraid of my wife" 8. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh so much in my heart?" 9. Why do I love you? About this question? I want to answer it all my life? 1. I can't seem to find my way. Where are you going? How can I get to your heart? 11. "Why do you always forget things?" "What's missing?" "Lost me!" Your legs must be very tired. Why have you been running in my head all day? I'm going to take a shower. How could you? "What happened to the bath?" "You should have taken me with you" 14. "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" "My heart, you took it away with your eyes!" 15. "I like a girl very much now." "Who do you like?" "You can see her by turning the phone black." 16. "Can you smile?" "..." "I forgot to add sugar to my coffee" 17. "Everything can be wrong." "Don't miss me again." 18. "Do you like getting rich?" "Of course I do." "I don't like it. I like hugging you." 19. "I have a superpower." "What is it?" "I like you very much." I'm looking for a store, what store is it, your call, guess what I want to eat, I don't know, I'm staring at you, 22, Can I add pudding to milk tea? "Yes" "Can I add pearls?" "Can I add everything?" "Yes" "Then add a WeChat" 23. "You are like a relative of my family." "What?" "My dad's son-in-law." 24. "What should I do on the day of 52?" "Confession!" I love you! 25. "You must come when I get married." "Why?" "Because it will be embarrassing without a bride" 26. "Tell me if you have a secret crush on me", "What if you have a secret crush on each other" and "Isn't it silly?"