1, the text has Guanyin to protect the body, and the martial arts has Sir Zhong to protect the body.

On the day of parting, a big man cried all night in the street.

Today, a fortune teller stood up and asked him to read my palm for a long time. Suddenly, he suddenly looked up and looked at me in horror. Then he knelt on the ground and shouted, Long live my emperor!

As long as girls take the initiative, they will often touch boys.

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

6. Learning is my wife, and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often miss concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I am not a qualified husband!

7. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

8. Your smile is as beautiful as the sea, but you can't touch it.

9. When the exam results go up, I walk sideways.

10, men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.

1 1, brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!

12, my wife told me: explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is to be cleaned up! …

13, I don't like your affair with others, your coquetry with others, and what you have said to others, even though you are not mine.

14, if you lose, what if you win the world?

15, the pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I also changed from a brat to a big fart.

16, a man is like a coin of 1. The front is 1. Chrysanthemums are on the back.

17, I am the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

18, boys holding hands are called gay friends, and girls holding hands are called Tie.

19, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!

She doesn't love me deeply, but I regard her as my life.

2 1. Turn off your cell phone and computer. If anyone can find me, I'll go with her to get a marriage certificate.

I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have a great dream.

23. One is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

Don't wake me up She said she loved me.

25. Beautiful boys have bad intentions.

26. brotherhood is thin, and brotherhood will never change. Broad-minded, great love lasts forever, and the spirit of rainbow is heroic.

27. The most touching thing for a mature man is that my daughter-in-law is wrong.

28. Bedclothes, electric blankets, warm babies and scarves are called the four warm men in winter (☆ _ ☆).

29._ _ Don't make out with me-a hypocritical face is disgusting.

30. Big underpants eat hot pot and sing love songs.

3 1, there are only two results for men who don't work hard: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless manual labor.

This guy is not very nice, but he is never rude.

33. Men should put their career first, and love should be based on economy.

34. When I grow up, I will make a movie "The Girl We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it is on fire.

35, small cotton-padded jacket, flowered shirt, that guy is definitely unusual.