Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.
It turns out that only when the world is lonely can we feel so distressed when we are lonely.
4. get the report card! I have no money to sing for my parents.
Remember to smile when you meet someone you have loved, because that person makes you know more about love.
6. I really want to count the stars with you, but it's a pity that your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.
7. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out.
8. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died. It's over.
9. Don't think you are a gourd doll.
10. People who like you want your present, and people who love you will give you the future.
1 1. Be a rogue in thought, a good man in life, an honest man in appearance, and a transformer in heart.
12. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.
13. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, he turned out to be an idiot.
14. Always say shit in your heart and say yes in your mouth.
15. Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump men in your city.
16. It's one thing to wake up and another to get up.
17. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat, so you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.
18. I'm so angry. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.
19. The sky is vast. You eat grass and I eat sugar.
20. Mom said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, maybe Lei Zhenzi.
2 1. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.
22. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.
23. Your appearance has broken through the imagination of human beings. You are a post-modern art level and have the blood of Transformers.
24. Opportunity is like a thief. When it came quietly, you lost a lot when you left.
25. Fairy tales are all lies, and Andersen is also deceiving himself.
I won't be as great as Chairman Mao, but I will live as long as Xiao Qiang.
27. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
28. I dare not look into your eyes because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.
3 1. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.
32. Rich people buy four generations of apples, while poor people buy four bags of apples.
33. Sometimes I feel inexplicably lost, and I can't tell why, just a burst of fear in my heart.
34. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?
35. To marry Big Wolf, the father must be Li Gang.
Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.
37. There are more than 700 million pimples a year, which can go around the earth twice together.
38. The worst thing: I finally caught a cigarette and suddenly found that there was no fire.
39. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly.
40.who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.
4 1. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?
42. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.
43. Oh, I'll go. You are so busy that you have to go to the bathroom by yourself.
44. When treating you as a person, will you try to be humane?
45. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.
46. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: Boss, give me a box.
47. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
48. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.
49. Asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.
50. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you affect me.
5 1. Why is there such a big gap between the prince and his son? This is the difference.
Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to endure.
53. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.
54. I will often quarrel with you and lose my temper with you. Just because I care about you more and more.
Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.
56. As I take care of my heart more and more, I have less and less desire for the world.
Everyone says that if I take a step back, it will turn upside down.
58. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
59. Sometimes, the strongest person on the surface is the one who cries himself to sleep at night.
The most painful thing in the world is that tomorrow is the end of the world, and today I won the lottery.
6 1. You earthlings are too dangerous. I want to get out of here quickly.
62. Every time I take a nap in class, I will kowtow for a while, and the teacher will say, knock the top ten pieces at a time.
63. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.
64. Don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.
65. My friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal.
66. When I was born again, I lost my hand and chose the difficult mode, so I came to China.
The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.
68. I didn't say you are shameless. I said shameless people are just like you.
69. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.
70. When you fall in love with a person, you will feel that the opposite sex around him is SB.
7 1. Make you laugh when you commit the second crime, and make you cry when you are moved.
72. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult or dangerous you are, you should treat yourself as a two-faced person.
73. Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, but you still don't trust.
74. It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.
75. I never swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.
76. Being cheap can't bring out the essence of being cheap. You are too cheap to be described as cheap.
77. Sometimes, your feelings deceive you.
Love is a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.
79. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.
80. I am always worried about who I will lose. Sometimes I wonder if anyone is worried about losing me.
8 1. How do you know the value of Friday without experiencing Monday's crash?
82. If I have to describe the current emotional state, there are only six words, I can't put it down and I can't afford to love it.
83. Is it youth? I just met you on the road, but I didn't know you were leaving soon.
84. Just like fighting the landlord, I wait for your flowers to wither, but you are still playing trusteeship.
I need to gain weight so that I can bear the pain you have given me.
86. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.