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1. Listen to you 1. I'll hang up with the Southeast Branch.

The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who is important to my life at the age of eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. The roots are the same, so it's too urgent.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

5. "Uncle policeman, I lost my bag." "Don't worry, it's my treat." "Then give it back to me!"

6. There is a man alive, but he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

7. Meat, don't worry about your legs. Rush to your chest

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

9. What are you doing? I'm looking in the mirror. Then why did you close your eyes? I'm watching me sleep.

10. "What's your specialty?" "My boiled water is not bad."

1 1. "Since childhood, has anyone remembered something that made your heart sour and sweet?" "Yes, it is the uncle who sells candied haws at my door."

12. "Do you mind if my chest is small?" "No, I like the feeling of childhood." "What do you mean?" "Play from small to large.

13. Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

14. Life is like shit, once washed away, it will never come back.

15. Not afraid of the long road, afraid of shortsightedness and slow action, afraid of standing constantly; If you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of laziness, your opponent, and you are afraid of shivering.

16. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh, I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

17. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

18. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

19. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.

20. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.