I want to tell a story about me and typos, but it takes days and nights. It can be said that I hate typos! I'm not Japanese even if I stab you a few times! However, I seem to have a good relationship with typos. It always makes trouble in my exercise book, either writing \ "Guo \" as \ "Bian \" or writing \ "Find \" as an extra horizontal line. When I handed in my homework the next day, there were two red crosses. Alas, they were all misspelled. At this moment, how much I want to. However, it sticks to me all day like a nasty bubble gum. What can I do! At this time, my mother gave me an idea: "every time I finish my homework, I have to check it." According to my mother's method, I found many typos that tickled my teeth. "Ha-ha," I am extremely proud of eliminating a few typos: "typos, your death is here. A few days later, typos began to make waves again. I did well in a Chinese exam, but I lost several points because I insisted on interrupting with typos. After this lesson, I found that just checking this defensive wall can't resist typo attacks. It seems that I have to build more walls. So, I summed up the strategy to overcome typos: 1 Write carefully. 2. Check it after you finish. Look up words you don't understand in the dictionary, don't make them up. 4. Don't rush to write. Hey hey, with these tricks, I can finally sit back and relax. After these days of hard work, I have eliminated the army of typos. My chances of writing typos are getting smaller and smaller. This is all due to those strong "city walls". I just want to say: "typo, don't follow me again!" "

(2) I and typo story composition.

The story of me and typos

I am the king of typos. Since I can read, typos have always inadvertently jumped into my homework, my articles and my life. In short, whenever I see a bright red circle in my exercise book, I always hate it. How many people have I lost because of these typos!

Suppose I wrote a composition last time. The exquisite article I worked so hard to compile was read by the whole class teacher, and it turned out to be the top ten jokes of my class this year. The title of my article is My Little Turtle, but when it comes to the teacher's mouth, it somehow becomes My Little Turtle. Not to mention, this little turtle is quite greedy, eating three tons of rice every day. Son, this is not a bird. After the teacher finished reading my composition, the whole class laughed their heads off. As for me, I almost found a crack in the ground. Oh, I'm ashamed.

Not to mention, the ghost with typos will give me a gentle knife and gently kick me to stand on the edge of the cliff at some particularly critical times. Last semester's final exam, I finished my Chinese paper with confidence, and hurried to meet some good friends to work out the answer. As a result, I got all the questions that were easy to lose points correctly. I was so beautiful in my heart that I flew to my parents in the summer vacation and was happy for a few days. I was startled when the test paper was handed out. Yes, I did answer the questions that are easy to lose points well. However, the typo on the test paper alone made me lose five or six points. That's great. Don't say that I was caught in a storm for my parents. I was in the middle all summer vacation. Alas ... bitter, I want to cry.

Another time, but this time is not bad for me. That day, my father and I walked in the park. As we all know, people were in a hurry, and I suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom. However, in such a big park, I turned around and couldn't find the public toilet. Just when I was in a hurry, my father suddenly pointed over there: "Isn't that a public toilet over there?" I went over to have a look. It turns out that the word "public toilet" has become "eight items" because of disrepair. No wonder I couldn't find it after looking for it for a long time. This account has to be a typo.

I put my foot in my mouth. I really don't want to be with you anymore. From today, from now on, I will declare war on you. I have the determination and perseverance to destroy you from my life! Students, can you still tolerate these demons around you? Let's do it together!

③ What are the stories about typos?

I don't know if this counts: when kindergarten starts, the teacher asks everyone to write their names on paper so that they can get to know each other by their names. Just one o'clock, the famous teacher was shocked and shouted, "yellow belly!" " No one answered: "yellow belly!" Before anyone answered, the teacher said, "Forget it, let's talk about it at last." Finally, the teacher said, "Who else didn't call the roll?" A little girl stood up timidly, and the teacher asked, "What's your name?" The little girl said, "My name is … Huang Yuepo …"

(4) write a story with a typo.

A classmate is called "Huang Yuepo". Because the name in the exercise book is too bad, the teacher pronounced it "yellow belly"

(5) the story of typos.

Adventures in the store

One day, Tintin and Dongdong came to Ziyi Bookstore and saw a poster that read "Wandering Fox Lady". Ding Ding said, "This woman must be a fox, otherwise how can she be called a fox?" Dongdong said, "Not necessarily. Maybe the fox adopted a little girl in the forest and raised her, so she was called the fox girl. " The bookstore owner came over and said, "Go! Let's go Let's go There are famous writers signing books here. What's it to your children? " Ding Ding said, "We are talking about posters of stray foxes!" When the writer heard the sound, she came out. She said a little angrily, "You call me a fox?" Dongdong said, "It's not you, it's a poster." The screenwriter said: "It should be an orphan girl!" The writer looked at it, and it turned out that the bookstore owner made a mistake when printing the poster. The screenwriter changed the title of the poster to "Wandering Orphans", which did not stop the farce.

Adventures in the hospital

One day, a man with a tumor on his index finger came to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Your tumor is malignant. If the index finger is not cut off, it may lead to lesions. " The man had to decide to cut off his index finger. The doctor wrote the words "ten fingers removed" on the paper.

The patient came to the operating room and handed the medical record to the surgeon. The surgeon looked at it and asked, "Did you cut off all ten fingers?" Hearing this, the patient said, "I only have a tumor in one finger, not all ten fingers." Why did you cut off my ten fingers? " In this way, I can't eat, let alone write. "When the doctor saw that the doctor on duty had written the word" food "into the number" ten ",fortunately, it had not been cut, otherwise it would be miserable.

From these two stories, I found that writing typos can make jokes! If it is serious, it will lead to a big accident. Son, don't be like these people.

6. I want a story about someone making jokes because of typos.

Xiaoming often takes an umbrella as his life. Once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmates to bring a note to his mother. Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I'm dead and I can't go home. Please help me to send my life.

⑦ Stories about typos.

Look at the vegetable market: the big flat fish is written as shit fish

My inner feeling in this class is "associate Chinese, write easily and swallow!" "

Teacher Tang asked him who he was, and we all settled down (silently).

As soon as the teacher came into the classroom, he said hello loudly: You have suffered.

The students saw Confucius bow respectfully.

Today, it seems that Confucius is not only old, but also healthy and his face is still red.

The ticket director came into the classroom with a toolbox in his hand and a smile on his face.

Cigarette boxes, handkerchiefs, etc. These items are the gate floats (tickets) of the museum.

Once, an old woman wanted to take a train, but she lost her ticket.

White clouds are floating in the sky.

The teacher showed the tickets to everyone, and the students were as anxious as ants on hot bricks.

Speaking of the ancient canal, I think that many fishermen used to fish and transport goods on the canal.

One ticket belongs to Efta, France, and the other ticket belongs to Cat Mansion, an American city.

If you accept money from the bad guys, even if you are lucky, it will bring trouble to your life.

After class, the headmaster borrowed (commented on) several of our teachers and gave Mr. Tang a push.

Lotus (snowflake) blooms slowly in the snow, and several plants are beating me quietly. How cool!

Now that I am so old, I should have left without saying goodbye to all the interesting things when I was a child.

Some people don't take an umbrella when it rains, and it's hard to think of being stupid when they catch a cold.

Eight cows are busy (hooligans) and only one chairman protects them.

There was a heavy rain the other day.

One man committed a crime, but the governor sheltered him. This is called an umbrella.

There is a student who doesn't study hard and won't write home, so:

Dad, grandma (mom), what about you two?

Does your dog have enough food? Is there any wire (money) at home? My thread (money) is gone, it rains here, and I have no life (umbrella). You need money to buy my life urgently. It's over.

The most famous "king of typos" is naturally the current US President George W. Bush. Last year, during Bush's visit to Britain in June+10, the British police

The inspector tried to escort him. After returning to the United States, Bush sent a thank-you letter to the British police. In the letter, the police station

The word Commissioner, the supreme leader, omits the letter "M". After this incident was disclosed by the British media, I think.

The British, who are very literate, laugh at Bush as a "white president".

Today I write a story with typos.

Nowadays, people write more and more typos. In order to "eliminate" typos, I decided to carry out the "action to correct typos" proposed by my teacher in our class.

When the teacher ordered the investigation of typos, Liu came to me with his homework: "Li Fan, let's find typos instead." "ok!" I readily agreed. I began to seriously rummage through the typos in her book, for fear that a "fish that escaped from the net" would run away. Needless to say, students who study hard are different, and the exercise books are all red hooks. "Hey, Liu, where can I find your typo?" "Look carefully." Just as I was about to give up looking, I suddenly found a word "disease" waving to me. Huh? Why are there a few "heads" missing from this "original"? Ha! I found this "little virus"! I gladly exchanged my exercise books with Liu. Yeah! Mission accomplished!

"Li Runlong, let me see your homework?" No way! "He looked at me warily." Look! ""I'm looking for someone else. " "I'll just find one." "That also not line! "Well, there's nothing I can do about him. The second mission ended in failure.

I searched carefully for the next "goal" while Zhang was doing nothing. I grabbed my exercise book and threw myself on Zhang's desk. "Zhang, can you show me your spelling?" "I've made too many mistakes, so you'd better not read it." She clung to the exercise book for fear that it would fly away. "Oh, my friend, just look, Zhang, you are the best ..." I tried my best to convince her. Finally, she reluctantly opened the book. Well, the word "essence" of "thorn" is wrong, and the word "waste" is wrong ... "Zhang, you wrote" caution ","fineness "and" no "in Xi ... we had a quarrel." It must be in the book! "I opened the book and found it carefully." Look! Take good care of ""oh ""She nodded and changed it seriously. "Thank you!" "You're welcome, * * * study together!" I closed the book and went back to my seat. The third task was successfully completed!

Nowadays, Chinese has spread all over the world. If people write typos and don't correct them after reading them, it will make foreigners laugh. If you can't learn your own language well, you still have to learn the culture of other countries. Over time, China's national style will decline. So, let's start from now, start from ourselves, put an end to typos, and let China's culture develop.

Pet-name ruby story about typos

1. Li Hongzhang was a famous minister in the late Qing Dynasty. Once, he had a distant relative to take an exam. This man is so ignorant that he doesn't know how to answer a question when he receives the test paper. At this time, he had a brainwave and suddenly thought that he was a relative of nave adult Li Hongzhang, so he wrote on the test paper: "I am the wife of nave adult Li Hongzhang." This ignorant relative actually wrote "Qi" as "wife". The examiner smiled, so he approved on the test paper: "As nave's own wife, I dare not marry (take)." Therefore, this relative is still at the end.

2. Buy 1000 pigs

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who scribbled. He wanted to treat the guests that day, so he wrote a note for the officers to buy pig tongues. Who knows that the word "tongue" is written too long and divided too widely. In ancient times, the officer mistakenly thought that he was told to buy 1000 pigs. It was very busy for the servant. He traveled all over the city and went to four villages to buy it.

It is easy to buy 500 pigs. As soon as he felt that he couldn't do the job, he pleaded with his master, hoping to buy 500 less.

The county magistrate said angrily, "I told you to buy pig tongues, but I told you to buy thousands of pigs."

Hearing this, the officers replied, "Nothing! But please pay attention in the future, if you want to buy it.

Meat, be sure to write shorter, don't write to buy my wife. "

3. About being single

One person's surname is Bu, whose name is unknown, and the other person's surname is Tu, whose name is self-evident. They became sworn brothers with different surnames.

One day, the elder brother didn't have to say to the younger brother, "Our names are all strange, and my surname is even less." You see, the word "burial" is like the word "home", but it is a little less; It looks like the word "Meng" and has no head, just like an official with a belt. Now I will discuss it with my brother. Could you please move a little from the waist of the word "Bu" to the head of my word "Tomb" to make me a "home"? "

The younger brother replied, "It doesn't matter if I lend you this little money to become a' home', but after you become a home, don't I want to be a bachelor?"

4. Ji and thirsty

An old man wrote the word "Ji" on the table before he went out to visit his friends on the first day of New Year's Day. He thought he would be lucky, but he didn't even drink a cup of tea after seeing several houses. He came home angry and looked at the words on the desk again. Unexpectedly, he stood in the wrong place and read the word backwards, so he said smartly, "I thought I wrote the word' Ji', but it turned out to be the word' dry mouth'." No wonder I didn't even catch a cup of tea. "

Attending a short story about typos, topic

Director Meng pronounced "due diligence" as "cocoa" when reporting to the vice mayor in the conference room. The vice mayor frowned, coughed twice and said, "Don't look. Look at the scene. "

One night, Director Meng went home to hear from his wife that a director recently reported to the mayor and pronounced "conscientious" as "Kekeye", and the mayor was embarrassed on the spot.

The next day, Director Meng went to work with a livid face and shouted to the director of the office: "The leader made a mistake and everyone didn't correct it, reflecting that there was something wrong with his work style. Let's have a meeting and discuss it immediately."

1o minutes later, all personnel arrive at the conference room. Director Feng explained concisely that the topic atmosphere of this meeting was somewhat dignified.

Secretary Yin said: "The main responsibility for this incident lies with me. When I wrote the report materials, my handwriting was too sloppy, making the word "serious" look like the word "gram". Director Meng crossed out the word "gram" when he read it. I dare not say anything. I will write Chinese characters carefully in the future and never make similar mistakes again. "

"I don't think this is the problem," said Director Sun, lighting a cigarette. "I don't think anyone can pronounce all Chinese characters correctly. The problem is that Chinese characters themselves have serious defects. Why can't Beijing be pronounced gram? Why can't you write one gram less? "

"profound." Deputy Director Li said: "Director Meng pronounced' Jing' as' Ke', which shows that after streamlining the pre-conscious institutions, Chinese characters need to be simplified."

Deputy Director Cao cleared his throat and said, "We are about to enter a new century, which requires us to have new thinking. Through the discussion of changing "Jing" into "Ke", we will establish the spirit of being the first, dare to break the old rules, and don't follow suit. "

Director Meng smiled and concluded: "Today's meeting is very timely and necessary. Everyone has unified their ideological understanding, which is of great significance to creating a new situation in our work! "