2. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy an apple substitute and I buy an apple to take with me.

3. Excuse me, what is the mixed cover of fried loquat? Does it taste good?

Four, someone told me, next life, you come early! I said, in a previous life, you said the same thing!

Fifth, some things can't stand it anymore.

Sixth, if you are not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, you are afraid of surprises. Enjoy one more bottle!

7. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

8. Dear parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Nine, suffocating silence, I am sad, not you.

Ten, don't think that you got a Tan Can to cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Eleven, if you hate a man, put his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the happiness of the upper body, if you hate a woman, put her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

Twelve, accompany you to walk this road, you also become my passing road.

Thirteen, there has always been a question, why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest?

I met a red light when crossing the street. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: light, wait for light, wait for light! My friend turned to me with disdain and said, only you have Intel!

Fifteen, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light!

Sixteen, we are all kings, in their own world, you don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you.

Seventeen, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

Eighteen, I just hope that someone can know that nothing I say is really okay; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy.

I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

Twenty, the current efforts are all for the cow B that was blown when I was a child.

Twenty-one, just because I looked at you more in the crowd, my eyes still hurt.

Twenty-two, blame me for being too young, whether it is a man or a dog.

Talking about non-mainstream and super-drag personality

1, if you show love, we will be at loggerheads. 2, beautiful women are everywhere, and no one can replace his wife.

Sister, that's because I have a brother behind me.

4, mixed up, don't forget the brothers and sisters of the year.

I come from the earth, so don't talk to me about Martians.

6. Live for yourself, not for love.

7. It's not that my brother is obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

8. Now, I am as quiet as a stone.

9, there is no rehearsal in life, every day is live!

10, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

1 1. Don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

12, ask what the world is, and the sage answers: waste.

The rich have a good ending and everything will be fine, but the poor have suffered all their lives.

14, I lost, I lost, but I never gave up.

15, those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.

16, remember that employers and employees don't live to please anyone.

17, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

18, except me, everyone is not suitable to live with you forever.

19, youth always needs some pain to make us unforgettable.

20. It's not that you don't shine, it's that you're afraid of stabbing your eyes in the future.

2 1, I can't save the world, but I can endanger the whole life.

22. It took me all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

What a good temper! All because I like you.

I don't care about your first love, I only care about your last love.

25. May this big sun evaporate my little sadness.

26. It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

27, people have a plenty of background, I only have a back.

28, my feelings you can never afford, it is not cheap.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

30. It's better to say no love than to make excuses everywhere.

3 1, especially like the teacher getting angry, scolding us for a class and then dismissing it.

32. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

33. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

34. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

What is missed is nothing to say, and what is lost is nothing to say.

37. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself that it doesn't matter if many people take part.

38. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

I am innocent, but your evil eyes have defiled the whole world.

40. Without the sky-high price of youth as a bargaining chip, how can we move forward smartly?

4 1, I have no advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.

42. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are outside or inside the toilet.

43. Feelings are nothing and not worth being hurt by so many people.

44. It's not that there is no such song in the world, but that my album has not been released yet.

45. It is said that how high a girl holds chopsticks means how far she will marry in the future.

46. Everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.

47. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

48. May your girlfriend be used and your wife abandoned. Amen!

49. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

50. Don't ask me why I don't promise you. Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

5 1, the highest state of friends is that in the eyes of others, you are gay.

If I can hate you, I will hate you with all my strength without hesitation.

You said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

54. On that day, we were together; On this day, inexplicably separated.

55. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

56. You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending.

57. I am very happy and don't need your love! Go, get out of my world!

58. The person who will marry me in a few years, I hope it is you, it must be you, and it can only be you!

59. We just can't tell whether life is for ourselves or for others.

60. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test it entirely by imagination.

Listen, I allow you to like me. There is no other way but to grow old together.

62. What you say when you are in love is called love words. After breaking up, treat it as a joke. .

63. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

64. When everyone left you, did it ever occur to you that maybe you were an asshole?

65. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

66. Forever, what a pale word, makes so many people happy and desperate.

67. I want to tell the girl I like that my love for you is as loyal as RMB.

68. I am who I am. I am a different color fireworks. The sky is vast, I want to be the strongest bubble.

69. Thank you, Xiaosan, for picking up my leftover shoes and letting me find a place to throw them.

70. My girlfriend and mother fell into the river at the same time. Who will you save first? A: You two are alive, let me die.

7 1. If a man loves you, he can do whatever he wants. If he doesn't love you, even dying for him thinks you are unnecessary.

72. If you lay a finger on your brother and sister, I will definitely abolish his whole heaven. I am arrogant, even more arrogant!

Please cherish the black people around you. Because, if one day coal trucks pass by, they will disappear.

74. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. A passionate seed is better than that heartless bitch.

75. Time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

76. Society is progressing. A boss always wants to have a secretary around him, because a secretary has something to do and there is no fucking secretary.

77. Several exams ruined our years of getting along. It's not that we are too weak, but that the exam is too strong to be destroyed!

78. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat. But since I'm here, I have to save some seats for you anyway.

79. If you only come to me when you need me, I'll give you two choices, either get out at once or get out at once!

80. When my sister becomes president, the first order is to invite those who intentionally hurt girls to the prison to have tea and chat with the wall.

8 1. When my son grows up, I will ask him to go to Qingguo College when he is young. Don't be a headmaster like your father.

82. I am a person, not a ball. You can't play if you want, but you can walk out if you want. I have my limits, which makes me very angry, and you can't afford the consequences!

Non-mainstream personality talks about overstepping

1, where I go is the key. 2, love is poisonous, go all the way.

3. Be brave and be a brave elf.

4, life and death are on the side, and the blessings are together.

Don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.

6. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.

7. I'm not a soft girl paper, I want to be a China girl paper!

8. Your betrayal can make me brilliant.

9, I am stupid, I am happy! I'm two years old and I'm healthy!

10, walking with time, unforgettable.

1 1, you don't have to suppress it, she can't replace my smile.

12. If you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me.

13. Looking back, I found that this road is so lonely.

14, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

15, I stick to my style, I live in my time.

16, I don't regret being stained with blood, and I am drunk when the world of mortals is free.

17, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.

18, crows in the world are generally black, and there are a lot of homosexuals in the world.

19, poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and diaosi plays with computers.

20. He is her happiness and never belongs to me.

2 1, San Xiao's ending, besides betrayal, is an affair.

Please leave my heart when I come back.

23. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

24. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

25, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

26. Just because I don't want to be barbaric doesn't mean I have no fighting capacity.

27. Just be yourself, why care about other people's opinions.

28. There are no memories between us at all, so there are no memories.

29. The wisdom of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.

30. The more you work hard, the more you are ignored, the more indifferent you are, and the more you please.

3 1, those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish, so I won't say much about what I have mastered.

Don't talk about labor, you are nothing in the eyes of labor.

Don't judge me before you have experienced what I have experienced.

34. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eye, and neither can you.

Don't say how much you love me. If you love me, you won't leave me.

36. God gave you a face. Laughter must be done by yourself.

37. When my sister's hair is waist-high, first pretend to be a ghost to scare you and trip you to death.

I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

40, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

4 1. Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

43. I won't change because of you. I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

44. What's wrong with ugliness? Ugly is not as shameless and despicable as you.

45. Your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life.

46. Those fond memories and happy moments will never come back.

47. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.

48. Sorry, headmaster, we graduated, and the school rules are useless to us.

49. You always have thousands of reasons, but I always follow your feelings.

50. I don't say anything poisonous. You can just read it without taking it, and you don't have to reply.

5 1, just one word, I'm only going to say it once, I'm afraid the people who heard it won't disappear.

52. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

53. I would rather stumble all my life than muddle along all my life.

54. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

56. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.

57. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have hit you and thrown it out!

58. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

59. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

60. Without a time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

6 1, like a heartless fake smile, but who can understand the pain behind the smile?

62. None of the twinkling stars are sincere, but all are rubbish. .

63. Because I don't know what a lifetime is, it's easy to curse people all my life.

64. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

65. When you choose to turn around, don't imagine that I will stay, because you don't deserve it!

66. Successful people learn from others, while unsuccessful people only learn from themselves.

67. Have you been beaten by your mother? You don't even know your father, but you must admit that the thief is your father.

68. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!

69. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

70. If you tear me to pieces, I will let you burn yourself.

7 1, Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, and for avenging me.

72, 10,000 shadows can't be piled up to a millimeter high, just like I love you for nothing.

73. Don't look down on failed students. You may not be better than those failed students when you grow up!

74. Your writing can only give people entertainment, and you can't find any valuable cultural significance.

75, high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation, bold and unrestrained foreign style has depth, crazy and cool.

76. I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

77. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

78. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself. People who care about you will like the real you better.

79. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector. My friend, I only want quality, not quantity.

80. Girls can only become girls in front of boys they like, and at other times they must fight like men.

8 1, anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones, anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.

82. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.

Super drag personality non-mainstream signature

1. Even if there is no place for you in my heart, I will keep your memory in my mind.

2, the heart is wide and the body is fat, and the fat point proves our mental health.

I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with humble people.

4. My lazy smile is an elegance that you don't understand.

I won't say anything, please don't treat me like an idiot.

6. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was angry and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

We may accomplish nothing today, but we can't guarantee that we will dominate the world tomorrow.

8. I am your little monster, but you will never be my Altman, because they can never be together.

9. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. This world doesn't belong to you.

10, I want to live proudly.

1 1, attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity. People should resist temptation and loneliness.

12, how can we level the world without sleeping?

13, don't go to your sister's bed, I'll kick you out of bed,

14, don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

15, the sky I see is still blue without you.

16, the person who touched my sister! I just want to say, do you want to die?

18, you know? Maybe when I laugh, it's when you cry.

19, I really hope to get to know you again. How can I kill you?

20, one day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world.

2 1, your little temper is nothing more than your big mouth is light.

22. Hard life needs no explanation!

23. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

24. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have the ability to bang your waist.

25. You spit on me today, which only proves that you can't kill me.

26. Don't say forever when you are together. Never say once after breaking up.

27. I am not a language cannon. I don't wear brands. I won't be a policeman, and I'm not your woman.

28. Even if I come to the end of the road, I won't go back to those dogs who betrayed me.

Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

3 1, if you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much.

32. Love at first sight, the clock is not love, but a face.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

34. Who is sincere to me, who hides the knife in the smile, who will accompany me for a long time, and who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.

Don't look back when you're gone, and don't come to me when you're alive.

36, feelings are not in place, but also in vain.

37. I am not a lady, but I am still loved.

38. Throw away what you can't keep.

39, the standard of white: idiot, money worship, love of beauty, have done it.

40, who is the most awesome who is the hottest, except Lei Feng is me!