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What are the funny friends circle copywriters who are skinned and owed?
1. I always thought I had a good personality, until I met someone with a similar personality. I really wanted to kick my ass.

2. You can look back, but you can't go back. Retrograde is the full responsibility.

3. Of course, I have to take photos. I'm not in my prime every year.

4. In this weather, Lori has become a "mature woman".

5. When I went out by bike, a lot of people were surrounded by traffic lights. I thought there was an accident, so I rode a battery car to watch the fun. As a result, people checked their helmets and got a ticket back!

6. I just saw my good brother picking up mineral water bottles on the road, and I was very unhappy. I didn't expect my old brother to become a competitor.

7. First of all, I'm sorry for taking up public resources. Send a circle of friends to tell everyone: I'm going to bed.

8. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

9. Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like it, because I'm not the kind of person who craves enjoyment.

1. Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua because you don't want to?

11. Although I can't earn much money, I can save money. For example, I saw a Ferrari today. I didn't buy it, and I saved more than 6 million at once.

12. Don't ask me for money. We are all the same age. If you have no money, will I have it?