1. The exam is almost over, and the examiner says, "Stop ahead." Unexpectedly, there was a fire hydrant in front. The student was frightened and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop ahead."

2. Get right! Back to the right! You can't remember how many times you beat yourself.

3. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

4. Touch porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach 25.

5. My brother has a lot of difficulties in learning to ride a bike, and I seem to understand the coach's mood when I learn to drive.

6. Every time the student bus comes early or arrives on time, the coach will be delayed for more than half an hour before he appears.

7. One day, I went to a driving school to learn driving. After I finished practicing, I sat in the back seat. Later, an idiot came up, put down the handbrake when I got up, and then fastened my seat belt for various inspections. After that, I didn't move for a long time, so the coach asked him, where is the block (party)? The idiot took a look at the coach and said, Beijing. At that time, I was deceived. The coach looked at him and said Beijing? Then

8. I was so nervous about the second exam that I dumped it in the side ...

9. Did I dump it, Master? Master:

1. "See the man in front? It's not good to kill him. It's not good. Why don't you fucking brake? ！"

11. Does the brake burn your feet? Don't step on it!

12. I'm still tanned after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have become zebra crossings.

13. If the red light doesn't turn on and the green light doesn't turn on, why isn't there a color you like?

14. others step on the clutch, and I step on the joys and sorrows.

15. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you! Funny talk about learning to drive in a circle of friends (Part II)

16. Change your family. I can't teach you

17. When will menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. I'm crazy about going to koi fish so much. Is this an unexpected good thing?

18. On the way, I made a tip in a roadside shop. When I came out, the master showed my brother how much oil was left. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cover and looked in, but he couldn't see anything. My buddy took out a lighter to take care of it. Fortunately, the master was quick-witted and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there would be no such story now, and it was all over.

19. I suddenly wish I had someone to lean on. Good night I will take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass it.

2. In summer, jane doe is taking a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looks up at the front, reaches for the gear, and accidentally touches the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I won't buy that!

21. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time when taking the driver's license.

22. Change lanes to the right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

23. I took the make-up exam twice in Section II, and the worst part was that I died on a curve.

24. I'm going to take subject 2 tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come on tomorrow.

25. put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's turned off again! ! Can't you step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights? ! ! ! You! ! ! !

26. On the first day I went to learn driving, I scraped my car for someone else's driving school after a beautiful reversing and warehousing.

27. The nightmare news is that I don't want to learn to drive.

28. Coach: Why are you dragging the steering wheel so hard? Do you want to take it home?

29. In the inverted pile exam, the examiner rushed out of the room, waved his fist and shouted at me, "Failed! ! ! Knocked down seven, how the hell did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! One * * * six poles, where did you get seven? " Then the coach is lying there, too!

3. If you take the exam like this, you will get 1 points deducted. Excerpts from humorous stories about the difficulty of learning to drive (3)

Humorous stories about the difficulty of learning to drive (Part I)

1. When I was learning to drive, I used an old pickup truck. One of our group was a chef in our school, and he was very strong. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: . . . As a result, the chef pulled out the handbrake with a hard effort.

2. "See the man in front? It's not good to kill him. It's not good. Why don't you fucking brake? ！"

3. Today! Finally got a subject two! It's not easy for a fool like me.

4. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving. I'm so annoyed.

5. I am rude, and I always make a lot of noise when I practice driving. The coach kept reading: "Oh, with all that effort, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel?" Do you want me to get a tank to drive for you? "

6. coach: see that man? Trainee: I saw the coach: I killed him. Trainee: I dare not coach: I dare not. You still don't brake.

7. Another time, I heard the coach next to me training the trainees: "You can't learn like this, so you can learn it yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

8. My classmate, mm, was very nervous during the road test, and kept saying "Fasten your seat belt!"! ! ！” Then I inserted the seat belt into the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her, "Don't you feel scared!"

9. I have passed the third exam five times, and I will never touch the car unless I have to.

1. Like a coach who can't say anything else, one of the most common words of a coach is: It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, or else ...

11. Coach: Why are you pulling the steering wheel so hard? Do you want to take it home?

12. I suddenly wish I had someone to lean on. Good night I will take subject two tomorrow. I hope I can pass it.

13. I'm going to take subject 2 tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come on tomorrow.

14. It's so hard to learn to drive. I'm going to be scolded to death. I'm so poor, timid and weak.

15. Can I start school or not? My desire to learn driving has been extremely strong these days. Humorous talk about the difficulty of learning to drive (Part II)

16. On the first day of learning to drive, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all.

17. In the inverted pile exam, the examiner rushed out of the room, waved his fist and shouted at me, "Failed! ! ! Knocked down seven, how the hell did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! One * * * six poles, where did you get seven? " Then the coach is lying there, too!

18. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

19. I never thought that I was so slow in learning to drive because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

2. After getting on the bus successfully, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the gas pedal to check the instruments, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instruments are normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that the candidate has the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) After listening, the examiner replied calmly: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

21. "Coach, I'm so nervous!" "What are you nervous about? It's the pedestrians who should be nervous!"

22. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

23. I'm speechless. I talk about learning to drive every day, which makes me dream of driving yesterday.

24. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on but yourself.

25. In order to get a driver's license, I got up at 5: 3, which was a real struggle.

26. My friends wish me a smooth promotion in driving school subject 2 tomorrow, 3Q.

27. For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded while learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move, and maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make a bold move in society in the future. And the friends who haven't learned to drive, when you meet such a coach, you will follow!

28. On the first day I went to learn driving, I scraped my car for someone else's driving school after a beautiful reversing and warehousing.

29. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

3. As the saying goes, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, don't mention mother when cursing: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 25. Funny talk about learning to drive the steering wheel

Funny talk about learning to drive the steering wheel (Part 1)

1. Coach: I only knew that you didn't know the difference between the east and the west, but now it seems that you can't tell the difference between the right and the left.

2. I realize that people's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive.

3. The student who practiced driving with me once stood up when he braked!

4. Does the brake burn your feet? Don't step on it!

5. The coach said that you should take a class to learn how to fly a plane after learning your driver's license. You can only go to heaven so soon. 6. You can practice subject 3. Coach: Yes, you can drive according to this idea, and if you take the exam, you will be deducted at most 1 points.

7. It's so hard to practice driving. Why should I learn to be a driving instructor? It's my fault.

8. I passed the second exam three times and sent away three groups of students.

9. I'm glad to talk to you for so long today. That's all for today. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends who will take the second exam tomorrow. I wish you a pass.

1. I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed to fight in the opposite direction, and I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to fight?" ！” I was nervous again, turned off and depressed. Looking back, the coach was training students in another car.

11. If you take the exam like this, you will get 1 points.

12. Turn right and turn on the left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

13. others step on the clutch, and I step on the joys and sorrows.

14. You can't even work the steering wheel well. What are your hands for?

15. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving. I'm so annoyed. Funny talk about learning to drive and hit the steering wheel (Part II)

16. Touch porcelain dogs, square dance, driving school coach 25.

17. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

18. In summer, jane doe is taking a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looks up at the front, reaches for the gear, and accidentally touches the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I won't buy that!

19. My daughter learned to drive much faster than I did. The waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves before, and she slapped me on the beach at once.

2. If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, a student in our driving school took a road test. After getting on the bus, all the preparations were done, but the car just didn't start. The examiner asked if it was ready. The students said they were ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

21. I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

22. I just got my driver's license today, and the coach told me earnestly: Can you stop driving and try not to drive in the future?

23. Will school start or not? My desire to learn driving has been extremely strong these days.

24. "You have to wear a helmet when you drive out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

25. I'm still tanned after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have become zebra crossings.

26. Before the road test, I carefully reviewed all the procedures for fear that there was something missing: make a report when getting on the bus, check the rearview mirror and instrument, observe the road conditions left and right when changing lanes, honk the horn when crossing the station and intersection, and observe the traffic behind for no more than 12 seconds ... I got on the bus with a clear plan, pretended to touch the rearview mirror, turned on the left light, honked the horn, started the engine, and put it in gear. Gosh, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!

27. Get right! Back to the right! You can't remember how many times you beat yourself.

28. Step on the gas pedal! It's in gear! Did you step on the clutch? Where's the brake? Can't you see it's about to hit! Lightly brake! Overtake, waiting for food! Turn on the turn signal! Kill the steering wheel! Get down there, like a fool!

29. It's so difficult that I have to buy cigarettes for the coach, breakfast, cups and water.

3. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, or else ..." Tell it in a funny circle of friends, and tell it in a funny circle of friends.

1. Young people should never lose confidence because of a subject of mathematics. You are not the only one who can't do it.

2. Wang Sicong said that when I make friends, no matter whether he is rich or not, he is not as rich as me. His confidence is very similar to mine. When I make friends, I don't care whether others are poor or not, but they are not as poor as me.

3. I fought with mosquito all night yesterday, and finally it was even. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

4. when I went to see "speed and passion 8", I saw a broadcast in the middle: please ask the Bentley owner whose license plate is Jing A88888 to move the car. After listening to this broadcast, I walked out of the cinema with a look of impatience in the amazing eyes of everyone, and then walked to the hands.

5. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words: Next time.

6. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

7. I thought about it for a moment. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner? Because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

8. I didn't know anything about chemistry in today's exam, and then I gestured to my classmates, so my classmates pointed out several girls in succession. So I took a closer look at these girls. Then I silently added ADCB ACDB

9. Don't always ask me what I am doing, what can I do besides studying!

1. I am not firm in my position. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it. I am such a person who goes with the flow.

11. My friend said that his domestic cactus is refined and will move when watered. I went to his house to have a look. Shit! Poor hedgehog.

12. My friend took me home. I used to light a cigarette when I got on the bus. My friend pinched off my cigarette and said, Don't smoke when I get on the bus. It smells like oily smoke. I fucking slapped him in the past, riding an electric car smells like fucking smoke!

13. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

14. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be realized easily with a mobile phone, and the choice was quite good.