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The personality signature of the Year of the Rabbit must be cute, not traditional Chinese characters. If it is good, I will get extra points!
My slogan is: all kinds of carrots, save rabbits! ! !

I, licking a lollipop, strolled down ┞︴appy Street! ~

┞ Appy Rabbit!

Someone said, "I found two smells on you." I asked, "Is it heroic?" Someone replied, "No, it's the smell of ice cream and chocolate."

When I look back, I see. . . . . . A bunch of lollipops.

Mom said that the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Dad said, it's not necessarily angels that have wings, but birds!

When he was a child, Donald said, "Ah-oh, the show has started." I don't know if it's shrimp, but I always hear, "ah-oh, wild boar shit!" "

Stop staring at me. Think of yourself as a palette!

Love is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Tell you what! Your sister and I not only have a car, but also do it ourselves. ...

Outside the dormitory of the university, there is a fire wind song every day: "Big red sail, good wind", and I always hear "Big red sail, good sheep". . .

There is a line in Stephanie's "Magic Capital" song, "We are both wearing cloth gauze ..." What I hear is "We are both wearing underpants ..."

Jolin Tsai-Women's University will change eighteen times. How can you say "Your uncle died eight times"? Horrible ing~~~

When I was a child, I listened to Xintianyou: "I bow to the ravine" and always thought it was "my head is in the ravine".

There is a song in "White-haired Girl": The north wind blows and the snow floats. How I listen to it is: the north wind takes the hammer and the heavy snow takes the ladle! I thought who had a fight with whom!

At first, I listened to Jacky Cheung's You Are Poisonous, and I listened: "You are bald, you are bald, you are bald, you are bald, you are bald, you are bald. . . . "I was thinking at that time, which monk Lao Zhang had a hard time with, and I didn't have to make up a song to swear, did I?

Jordan chan has a song "She is like an angel, she is so beautiful". What I always hear is "She is like an antenna, she is so beautiful". I have been thinking, she is like an antenna, why is it so beautiful?

Wow, I'm exhausted, hope to adopt!