1. Follow your sister, her sister is a killer. (Catalina)
2. He is the kind of guy who specializes in hiding in the grass to peek at the butts of beautiful women and abuse them. (Narration introducing Galen)
3. His father is a king, and he is a cheat. (Commenting on the narration of Jarvan IV)
4. In fact, I like women. (Galenic)
5. Is it true that my grandfather is Zhao Yun? (Zhao Xinyu)
6. The spear is still there, and the chrysanthemums are brought. (Zhao Xinyu)
7. For the sake of beauty, shoot into the sky every day...
8. Soldier 1: This guy is a bit amazing! Soldier 2: It’s as hard as a fool. Soldier Three: My hands are numb...
9. First: Don’t give away your head. Second: adopt a sister! Third: The first drop of blood is for my sister. (Catalina language)
10. Manzi: I want the world to know that I can hold up the sky with three swords, far more than five seconds!
11. Unknown: Electric Mouse...
Kenan: My name is Kenan, I have a special skill...
Unknown: Sparta... < /p>
Pan Sen: The name of the Sa family is Pan Sen. There is love in the Sa family.
12. You naked red-crossed scumbags want to trick my sister into my home?
13. Unknown: What kind of girl?
Pan Sen: Big breasts!
Unknown: (Looked down and slapped the table) Sister, go help you flatten her!
Kenan: (Looked down and waved his shuriken) I’ll help you level her!
14. Juggernaut: With this hobby, I can’t help myself.
15. Kenan (to Xin Zhao): Uncle, what do you like?
Xin Zhao (answer): Chrysanthemum!
16. Man's Three Swordsmen: The three swords have been released and you are dead.
17. I was defeated by such a bloody blow.
18. Juggernaut: Sexy, majestic and strong, it is a beautiful tower
19. Xin Zhao: I have been focusing on jungle for 30 years. I have come out of the mountain and feel good. Please rest assured, the people of Germany. ...
Weapon Master: I have a technological gun, but you still carry a broken lamp basket and fight with yarn...
20. If you don’t pretend to be a mother, I will be fine. How could Nan leave with her sister! You rookies don’t understand the meaning of brother, hahaha!
21. Juggernaut: The turbulent waves are indeed unstoppable. Classic lines from Strange Man Ouyang De
1. Hu Die: I am going to die, will you die with me?
Ouyang De: You die... Even if you die, I can't die with you...
2. Butterfly Asks Ouyang De: Have you ever seen a man from What happened?
Ouyang De: Man? There are so many men. Do you want a man? If you want it, I'll find it for you!
3. Chunbeile (nanny): Oh, you damn ghost, why are you here?
Ouyang De (Eunuch De): Oops, I thought you had already burped.
4. Ouyang De: If you call me dad, I can consider taking you there.
Huang Tianba: You... you... you call me dad.
Ouyang De: What?
Huang Tianba: Dad.
Ouyang De: Hey, son.
5. Ouyang De: Run slowly.
Huang Tianba: Hey!
Ouyang De: I’m talking about the donkey. (Hit the donkey’s butt with the pipe) Let’s go!
6. Huang Tianba: Princess, don’t blame Tianba for being rude!
Agate: Okay, okay! I like it best when others are rude to me, so hurry up and be rude to me!
7. Female: Brother, my chest hurts a little.
Male: Huh? Junior sister! There will be no one here anyway! Let me see it!
Female: No, second senior brother!
Male: It’s okay, let me see! How can I save you if you don't look at me?
8. Tianba: Jade. As long as you don't like me, then you can leave, otherwise I won't let go.
Jade: I like to hold you together!
9. I’m weird: Injuries happen every year, especially this year!
10. Agate Princess: Your Majesty, don’t ask her (Xiaomei) again. If you ask her again, she will definitely tell you. If you ask me this, I will tell you!
11. Ouyang De: I, Ouyang De, have been traveling around the world for so many years, running around here and there, without any care in my heart. Since I got to know her, I have a lot more care and longing in my heart. . Yeah? Who is it? With such great ability, he can make the famous weirdo Ouyang De miss and worry about him. This person's name is very unpleasant, her name is Black Widow.
12. Ouyang De to Hu Die: I thought that the guards around the emperor were all tall and muscular, but I didn’t expect them to be so petite. No more energy, no more energy.
13. Ouyang De to Yang Xiangwu: Oh no, you are so fake!
14. Ouyang De to Butterfly: As soon as I let go, my pants will fall off, you are shameless! Why am I so shameless? You made me lose it. Classic lines from "The Strange Man Ouyang De"
1. Hu Die: I'm going to die, will you die with me?
Ouyang De: You die... Even if you die, I can't die with you...
2. Butterfly Asks Ouyang De: Have you ever seen a man from What happened?
Ouyang De: Man? There are so many men. Do you want a man? If you want it, I'll find it for you!
3. Chunbeile (nanny): Oh, you damn ghost, why are you here?
Ouyang De (Eunuch De): Oops, I thought you had already burped.
4. Ouyang De: If you call me dad, I can consider taking you there.
Huang Tianba: You... you... you call me dad.
Ouyang De: What?
Huang Tianba: Dad.
Ouyang De: Hey, son.
5. Ouyang De: Run slowly.
Huang Tianba: Hey!
Ouyang De: I’m talking about the donkey. (Hit the donkey’s butt with the pipe) Let’s go!
6. Huang Tianba: Princess, don’t blame Tianba for being rude!
Agate: Okay, okay! I like it best when others are rude to me, so hurry up and be rude to me!
7. Female: Brother, my chest hurts a little.
Male: Huh? Junior sister! There will be no one here anyway! Let me see it!
Female: No, second senior brother!
Male: It’s okay, let me see! How can I save you if you don't look at me?
8. Tianba: Jade. As long as you don't like me, then you can leave, otherwise I won't let go.
Jade: I like to hold you together!
9. I’m weird: Injuries happen every year, especially this year!
10. Agate Princess: Your Majesty, don’t ask her (Xiaomei) again. If you ask her again, she will definitely tell you. If you ask me this, I will tell you!
11. Ouyang De: I, Ouyang De, have been traveling around the world for so many years, living a life of running around, and I have no worries at all. Since I met her, I have a lot more worries and longing for her. . Yeah? Who is it? With such great ability, he can make the famous weirdo Ouyang De miss and worry about him. This person's name is very unpleasant, her name is Black Widow.
12. Ouyang De to Hu Die: I thought that the guards around the emperor were all tall and muscular, but I didn’t expect them to be so petite. No more energy, no more energy.
13. Ouyang De to Yang Xiangwu: Oh no, you are so fake!
14. Ouyang De to Butterfly: As soon as I let go, my pants will fall off, you are shameless! Why am I so shameless? You made me lose it. Guo Degang's classic cross talk lines
Guo Degang: There are a lot of people here
Yu Qian: Hey, the seats are all full today
Guo Degang: Let me introduce to you the person next to me This person is a famous cross talk artist in my country
Yu Qian: Don’t dare to take it
Guo Degang: Donkey Qian
Yu Qian: Donkey Qian! At!
Guo Degang: Yu? Yes, Ma Hu is there
Yu Qian: Ma Hu still misses the donkey, Yu, Gangou Yu
Guo Degang: Yu Qian. The cross talk is really good
Yu Qian: Thank you very much
Guo Degang: I am very happy to return to my hometown to perform
Yu Qian: Are you home
Guo Degang: I have been competing in other places some time ago. I haven’t seen everyone for a long time, and I feel weird and panicked
Yu Qian: Competing? What competition are you competing for?
Guo Degang: Don’t you know what our country is doing during this time?
Yu Qian: The Olympic Games are being held
Guo Degang: That’s right, isn’t the Olympic Games just a competition?
Yu Qian: Oh, are you participating in the Olympic Games?
Guo Degang: Look! You don't know me?
Yu Qian: I don’t know
Guo Degang: No culture! Don't you usually read newspapers and TV?
Yu Qian: Look, I didn’t notice you.
What do you do?
Guo Degang: I am---I am---my career is great. I am embarrassed to say it, for fear of scaring you.
Yu Qian: You can say it boldly, but it will not scare you. Me
Guo Degang: Then I really said it
Yu Qian: You said it, you said it
Guo Degang: I am a football player! How can you make sense of this thing?
Yu Qian: Oh, you play football.
Guo Degang: How about I sign it for you?
Yu Qian: No need, you are not Beckham, what’s the point of asking for your signature?
Guo Degang: You really don’t want it? Don't regret it. When I become famous and become a star, I won't be able to do it anymore. You don’t have any place to look for me
Yu Qian: Then I’ll go to the bar more often, maybe I can run into you
Guo Degang: Yeah, for those in our circle Life is quite familiar. You have played football before, right?
Yu Qian: Who is it! People all over the country know where to find you, the media reports on it every day
Guo Degang: You don’t know yet, actually
I didn’t play football before
Yu Qian: What do you do?
Guo Degang: After I graduated from junior high school, I worked in a bathing center
Yu Qian: Just wait! Does the bathing center want a child like you? The law doesn’t allow it either
Guo Degang: Well~~~, you’re not young anymore. I was 21 that year
Yu Qian: You just graduated from junior high school when you were 21
Guo Degang: Do the math, you started school at the age of 7, you have 8 years of primary school and 6 years of junior high school, so you are exactly 21
Yu Qian: You have stayed in school long enough
Guo Degang: After working in the bath center for a while, I discovered a problem
Yu Qian: What problem did you discover?
Guo Degang: All the people who come here are rich
Yu Qian: That’s right, ordinary people go to the bathhouse
Guo Degang: They all live in the building , driving a car, so rich! When will I be so rich?
Yu Qian: You can also work hard on your own
Guo Degang: At this critical moment in my life, I met a noble person
Yu Qian: Who did I meet? ?
Guo Degang: Your father
Yu Qian: My father also goes to that kind of place?
Guo Degang: Not only are you going, but you are also a VIP there, and all the ladies can order as they please
Yu Qian: Hey, hey, hey, don’t talk about this
Guo Degang : Yu Qian’s father, Mr. Wang, this old man-----
Yu Qian: Just wait a moment! My surname is Yu, and my father’s surname is Wang?
Guo Degang: That father
Yu Qian: Which one! Just one!
Guo Degang: Mr. Yu. This old man is really a good person
Yu Qian: Do good people go to places like that?
Guo Degang: That night, after finishing the sauna, the old man entered the massage room, pointed at me and said: Degang, Degang, come in, give me a squeeze
Yu Qian : I want you to pinch me?
I'm also wondering, thinking that the old man is going to change his taste?
Yu Qian: What a mess
Guo Degang: When we entered the massage room, the old man was already lying on the massage chair. While I was squeezing him, the old man asked me: Degang, I see you are looking sad all day long. What's bothering you? Tell me about it.
Yu Qian: Brother? What kind of seniority is this!