2. fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.
3. Xiaoming: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?
4. If life deceives me, then I will also cheat life.
5. You embarrassed me, and I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.
6. You live in my heart. Have you paid the rent?
7. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for standing upside down!
8. The most embarrassing thing is to register with my girlfriend at the Civil Affairs Bureau, but the staff is actually my ex-girlfriend.
9. If you don't like me, I will castrate you and be my sister.
1. I stood in your city hall and shouted: Ouch! It's so deep!
11. The third person is not the later one, but the one who is not deeply loved.
12. The most depressing thing in the world is stepping on your own poo.
13. Don't think that you are younger than me, so you can skip chalk for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
14. Famous sayings, you have to be a celebrity first. That's a famous saying. Other people's farts are famous farts! Can you compare?
15. I am a civilized person, and all the swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.
16. I only looked back, but I didn't care how long the road ahead was.
17. Without a strong owner, don't think you can bite people just because you are a dog!
18. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's way, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.
19. I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.
2. Men say they like you, but they just like your body.
21. There are thousands of men in the world, so it is really impossible to change them every day.
22. Fighter in Bull B, VIP in Bitch.
23. Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.
24. Most of us have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being bullied.
25. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.
26. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit.
27. As soon as you go out of a hundred mountains and no bird, thousands of people live and die.
28. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is a temperament that you can't wear.
29. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love.
3. I'm going to get a haircut, and I've twisted my head in the sea.
31. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.
32. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, with cups in one hand and washing utensils in the other.
33. It was noon on weeding day. It was really hard to go to school. I entered the school and was punished for standing all afternoon.
34. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for the country.
35. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't leave, you will continue to drag it away if you are dizzy!
36. Since I got mental illness, the whole person has been much more energetic.
37. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
38. Don't be defiled by love for such a pure thing as sex.
39. You won't be fired if you are irreplaceable, but you won't be promoted if you are irreplaceable all the time.
4. Spring has come, full of green, and so has he, dressed in green! Md, even the hat is green!
41. People like the spring breeze and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is making it worse!
42. The computer is the microphone of the angry person, and it spreads our abuse in the middle of the night!
43. I don't like that girl named Jenny, but I like that girl named Marnie!
44. A beautiful woman said: The man who held my hand for the first time was the gentleman who read my palm.
45. It's not that you don't roll, it's that I'm not tough enough.
46. The teacher wanted to say give applause to her classmates, but she accidentally said give herself a slap. Say that finish, a classmate "pa" and "pa" gave himself two slaps.
47. No matter how complicated the exam questions are, they are not as complicated as I am.
48. Life is like a journey, and it's not the destination that matters. But the NB along the way, and the mood when dealing with NB!
49. Stand on the shore of the years and make a Shui Piao of your past ...
5. Sometimes it rains because the world needs washing, and sometimes it rains because the heart needs washing!
51. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!
52. In fact, a person is a body when he is alive, and becomes a pile of ashes when he dies.
53. My heart for you is harder than a diamond. It's not a heart stone, is it?
54. When you lose your mind, it's as surprising as a pig climbing a tree.
55. It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, which is so ugly that everyone throws up! I went to see it the next day, and I threw up! On the third day, you went and the monkey threw up!
56. Life is like a piece of scrap metal. If you throw it into the fire, you can make a fine product by beating it!
57. If I die, my first sentence is: I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
58. You have to choose between the sweat on your eyebrows and the tears under your eyebrows.
59. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!
6. I am just as bright as usual. I don't like you in general!
61. You have to rely on mountains to eat, and you have to rely on water to eat. If you rob today, don't give it away. Whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.
62. No one can predict the future, so there are always people who regret it.
63. How big a body you need to support your filthy soul!
64. You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.
65. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is hard for anyone!
66. Recently, Shenma began to turn into a donkey's leg, and the clouds turned into rain!
67. Who said fire and water are ruthless? When you were about to drown in saliva, you got angry.
68. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: Gambling? Take the subway! Shit, fool me or something!
69. Do you know why Gao Xiaosong is drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wants him to sing a song about you in prison.
7. Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time in the early morning and sent a message: sofa.
71. Ideas are like underwear. You should have them, but you can't prove that you have them for everyone.
72. Why do you sit there like an envelope without an address?
73. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge from morning till night.
74. The sky will never fall into a cake, it will only fall into a trap.
75. White plus white is black, because double negation is affirmation.
76. My feelings for you are like Lei Feng's pity for the poor.
77. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to be born, and the other is to live.
78. We are just passers-by, playing a group game here. No matter you lose or I win, we will play GameOver together in the end!
79. Don't POSE in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop the camera.
8. Break up with you, because you are not even worthy to hold hands!
81. The real state is that you would rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.
82. Life is about breathing, breathing is for breathing, and breathing is for breathing.
83. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old, and it will kill me early.
84. The biggest difference between a game and a girlfriend is that one has to make a copy and the other has to pay for it!
85. Be a light and smiling woman and write noble love letters to yourself.
86. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. If you don't love, you don't love.
87. I don't have any advantages, but I have a strong ability to be praised!
88. I don't care if I think I'm beautiful. I'm not a mistress after all.
89. Can you not miss me while I still love you?
9. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!
91. You can't judge a man by his appearance.
92. Goods have an expiration date, and people sometimes get tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
93. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. It's not that I'm cultivated, I'm just looking for bricks.
94. When I was young, you and I made a lot of mistakes because we didn't learn love well.
95. An emotional fool won't mind loving a madman.
96. If there really is a hero in the world like in the novel, then the world is really fantastic!
97. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!
98. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.
99. I often wake up from my dream, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.
1. Men are dumped, money is a problem, women are dumped, appearance is a problem, I am dumped, and you have a fucking brain problem.