You don't understand, why is everyone saying "I don't want you to think, I want me to think" for a while? And what is "buying a refrigerator"? Is it related to the "buy coke" some time ago?
In addition, the popular videos, jokes and lyrics in the past two days all point to a familiar and unfamiliar name: Huang Xiaoming.
Welcome to "Xue Ming" Lecture Hall.
"Is Amanda's EQ low?" Aroused a heated discussion.
Huang Xiaoming, the manager, is Su Daqiang from the Chinese restaurant.
After the first broadcast, fans' research on Chinese restaurant 3 was also called "middle school". The "middle school scholars" at that time probably didn't expect that this genre would soon be replaced by "Xue Ming".
After the second film, especially the third film, Huang Xiaoming became the most scolded person.
In a word, Huang Xiaoming's performance in "Chinese Restaurant 3" is to bring the overbearing president's demeanor in idol drama into reality, but he has no money to support this domineering, which leads to acclimatization.
Perhaps, in the case of 0 start-up capital, managers need more wisdom with small breadth than courage with a wave of their hands.
Obviously, Huang Xiaoming didn't realize this in the recording of the program.
Public opinion continued to ferment, and Huang Xiaoming was dissatisfied with the program. Once upon a time, Huang Xiaoming's "Too Noisy", which increased the internal height and imitated the cat's meowing ... all became jokes.
There are still many netizens who have stimulated their creative desire after studying Xue Ming deeply. So, you can see the song list formed by "making it clear" on the Internet-
Unscrupulous enterprises that deeply understand and apply the essence of Xue Ming-
Everything can be Xiao Ming-
And a new word created by ten netizens of Ming school: Meiji idealism.
In a word, Huang Xiaoming is to Chinese restaurants this season, just as Yang Zhi is to Genesis 10 1. With his own efforts, he brought up the popularity of the program and other guests, and even ab, who often shows bad films, gained a lot of sympathetic eyes.
The netizen who was so angry by Huang Xiaoming that he couldn't do anything actually went to Weibo and Zhao Wei to petition.
It turns out that when the first season was broadcast, Zhao Wei, the store manager, was often worried about Huang Xiaoming and didn't adopt his advice. It also triggered "Is Zhao Wei too bullying?" Controversy. Now it seems that manager Zhao is simply too prescient.
Brother Xiaoming is really angry these two days. In middle age, he was forced to have a discussion that was not at the top of the entertainment circle. Most people who don't have time to watch variety shows have also seen Xiao Ming's scissors, but it is difficult for netizens who have seen Xiao Ming's scissors to have the courage to open the whole program.
This has caused Huang Xiaoming to be hotly debated by the whole network, but in fact, the broadcast volume of Chinese Restaurant is not so good. ...
We don't know whether the program group has worked hard on editing in order to get a good job.
However, after the latest issue was broadcast last night, the program editing caused controversy again.
In the first two issues, the overbearing president who always "listens to me and one person has the final say" suddenly became a big brother in Shandong who seriously said "I agree with you" and "He (Chef Lin) is also very hard".
Some viewers questioned that some of the shots were not right, and they re-dubbed and washed white later.
Although Huang Xiaoming said in an interview two days ago that "(it was evaluated as" middle-aged prince's disease ") thought it was a good thing", it seemed like a joke to send a refrigerator online to Weibo.
However, judging from the behavior of deleting bad reviews and withdrawing hot search criticized by netizens, the Huang Xiaoming team is obviously still dissatisfied with this situation and expects to change.
Playing with stalks belongs to playing with stalks, and the pot of "manipulating program clips" is not something that any star can pick up.
But at the same time, it is hard to say that these netizens are conspiracy theories.
After experiencing the enlightenment baptism of "listen to me, listen to me" and "I don't want you to think I want me to think", Huang Xiaoming's painting style suddenly changed, which makes people easily question "You must be joking".
After all, Xiaoming, the manager of this program, is really annoying.
Sometimes, what Huang Xiaoming hates is that he thinks he is right only when he thinks he is right.
The scary thing is that as the store manager, he is the last person to make a decision.
Then, you can see the famous scene "Why Buy a Refrigerator" in the third issue.
As we all know, we buy refrigerators because we don't have enough storage space, but we need such a large space because we have to prepare more vegetables. The reason for preparing more vegetables was that they were oversold on the second day of opening. Later, we found that the ingredients had been used up after we got the customers.
At the summary meeting, the solution put forward by Manager Huang is to prepare more dishes. 12 table, 2 people per table ***24 people. ABC should prepare 24 sets or even 30 sets for each of the three packages (five for each package).
In order to persuade others to prepare more dishes, logician Xiao Mingge issued a thought-provoking question:
"If there are 24 people in a set meal, and 1 person among the 24 people says that I want to eat 3 sets meals, I ask you what to do?"
Seeing that everyone else was stunned, Brother Xiaoming thought he had confused people.
But in fact, other people's expressions have betrayed their inner doubts:
To tell the truth, looking at Xiao Ming's pride, I soon saw another Xiao Ming-Teacher Fan Ming-performing Lao Xing.
At least in the content of the show, Manager Huang Xiaoming and other guests will never be on the same channel.
The "plain words" of the overbearing president are only poor in perception, but in fact, if the ability can withstand this self-confidence, the leaders with tough style will have many followers.
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In the first season of Chinese Restaurant, Zhao Wei once said, "I am the manager, and I have the final say", and it was Huang Xiaoming who got into trouble.
But everyone thinks that Zhao Wei's words don't seem so annoying, do they?
In addition to seeing the pleasure of Xiao Ming's beating, netizens can also feel that when Zhao Wei refutes others, it is because of the different business philosophy, rather than being challenged as a manager to defend his face.
In other words, the manager's strong attitude is actually harmless.
For manager Huang, this kind of confusing joke behavior reflects the crux.
For example, this dialogue about buying seafood:
Huang Xiaoming: Personally, I suggest starting at 9: 30.
Karry (quietly reminding): The fresh food here is usually sold out at eight or nine o'clock.
Huang Xiaoming: Well, just in case, let's start at nine.
This is ... what if you buy fresh food?
In the ridicule, there are different voices. Netizens who are unfair to Xiaoming think that he has been hacked too much.
Because the most famous sentence "I don't want you to think, I want me to think" is actually not about business, but Andy's hand was injured. Huang Xiaoming cared about Andy and insisted on taking him to the hospital.
Although Andy's hand is on him, it doesn't hinder Huang Xiaoming's speech to the president, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think, you think it's useless, I think it's useful".
But the problem is, in the itinerary, it is to purchase materials first, and then take Andy to see a doctor. He bought it at buy buy, and only left Andy more than 20 euros. ...
When Amanda, the CFO, asked for money, Amanda expressed the audience's voice helplessly:
"Do you know that it is necessary to take her to the hospital and buy so many things? Why can't I come back and buy it again? "
This is very reasonable. Even if you are as overbearing as Huang Xiaoming, you can only bow your head and say "I was wrong".
All in all, Huang Xiaoming's confusing behavior in Chinese restaurants gives people a sense of deja vu: Isn't this the elder who doesn't know business, likes to meddle in chaos, and is especially pretentious in his daily study and work?
And looking at Karry, the audience in front of the screen also has a sense of substitution.
He is like Xiao Wang, the secretary who writes speeches for his superiors, and wants to write "Welcome leaders to our county". It is too difficult to take care of the feelings of leaders and do things well.
However, no matter how hard Secretary Xiao Wang tried, he still couldn't get the appreciation of General Ming. After all the comments, Huang Xiaoming sighed helplessly: I don't think this is a problem!
Inner OS: These people are hopeless. Why don't they get to the point? I have to come!
His seriousness is like a driver galloping on a viaduct: "What kind of world is this? Why is everyone retrograde? " ? ! "
He is not a bad person, but he can't carry it clearly. But he can do no less damage than people with malicious intentions.
Amid all the noise, Huang Xiaoming (or hxm, green darkness) under the lens may have gradually become a cultural symbol for people to explore, think and interpret.
This sudden "absurd" carnival, while bringing happiness to everyone, may also be worth thinking about: When we are mocking Huang Xiaoming, what are we mocking?
Some people say that Huang Xiaoming's paternalism is a portrayal of middle-aged men in Shandong, and some netizens jokingly call "Xue Ming" a branch of "Xue Lu".
In fact, despite the prejudice against the region, it is not difficult to see that Huang Xiaoming-style characters are really quite common in life.
As I said just now, Huang Xiaoming's problem in the program is not overbearing the president, but unclear. People who can't carry it clearly always don't understand the situation and bring trouble to others.
The first characteristic of Xiao Ming is overconfidence. They always feel that they are really, really, really good.
But in fact, limited ability will always lead to conflicts between personal self-evaluation and other people's mutual evaluation. At this time, they can always block all voices and firmly express their inner feelings?
People who are not confident enough are often easily fooled by him, and even have self-doubt: am I not awake enough?
Stupidity and self-confidence are two sides of Ming humor. Self-confidence, not stupidity, is the winner of slay, the favorite of the strong, and mocking them will be considered "sour"; Stupidity and lack of self-confidence are everyone's self-cognition in the great era. You can only laugh at yourself, and mocking others will become a tragedy.
Only silly self-confidence can ignite people's discomfort and desire to vomit, so the more you laugh, the happier you are.
These two days, because of Huang Xiaoming's Tell the Truth, a topic called "Learn to be confident" was brought up, and people began to envy this inner strength and overconfidence.
However, this kind of self-confidence is generally cultivated from an early age. "Xiaoming people" have cognitive biases, which are often caused by the environment.
When Xiao Ming went to school, his grades were not satisfactory. Teachers always tell parents that "XXX is very smart, that is, if you don't work hard/be too careless, you will get results if you work hard/seriously". Children will really feel that if they don't sing, they will be a blockbuster.
Therefore, even if they have been working hard in secret, "Xiao Ming" should pretend not to care and say, "Well, that's because I didn't study hard ~"
I'm changing my signature on social networks to "Fight for the awesome power I blew out when I was young!" Later, they immediately went to the Q&A website and asked anonymously: I am now 280 points, and I have been working hard for one year in senior three. Is it possible to raise it to 600 points?
When Xiao Ming is old, he will probably become a common middle-aged and elderly person on the wine table, feeling good about himself and not allowing others to question him.
The second characteristic of "Xiao Ming" is that their comprehension ability is zero, and they can never read the air and the implication. Maybe a trained border collie can see his face better than them.
When the blind date says "I don't deserve you", they can often open their eyes in surprise and answer "Never mind, I don't dislike you" sincerely and generously.
Therefore, in Xiao Ming's eyes, those polite and embarrassed smiles became a signal to release love; Those self-righteous taunts are sincere compliments.
All the subtext of rejection, hide it.
Careful in appearance, in front of Xiao Ming, they are all casting pearls before swine.
They may not be young forever, but they will always be brilliant with some flowers, floods and some rain, and eggs and baskets. ...
Third, they are often harmless, and it is really difficult for you to fight with them. Sometimes even if you can't stand it, you will be advised to "forget it, he is doing bad things with good intentions."
So, you can only quietly look at their ignorant and fearless smiles and squeeze out a sentence through your teeth, "It doesn't matter, you didn't mean it."
When surfing the Internet in the middle of the night, no matter how right you think emotional bloggers say "endure ovarian cysts for a while and take a step back for breast hyperplasia", you can only smile at those annoying unconscious people during the day and feel mmp in your heart.
Amid the jeers, Huang Xiaoming and Xue Ming, who are getting more and more popular, are probably a long-standing emotion for those who have tasted the bitter wine of life.