1. Kong Rong
Kong Rong let everyone know the story of pear, but not many people know that Kong Rong is an alcoholic. It is said that before the Han Dynasty, alcohol was drunk casually. After the founding of Liu Bang, Xiao He banned alcohol. Since then, every time the harvest was bad, the dynasties began to ban alcohol to save food. When you can't help drinking, everyone puts it down, and you can't tell who is an alcoholic. However, when this ban came out, others stopped drinking, but alcoholics still drank there, which made them stand out from the crowd. Cao Cao has always had food panic disorder, which may be the sequela left by his life. When food is scarce, Cao Cao will issue a prohibition order. At this time, ordinary people have to restrain themselves, Kong Rong didn't. He wrote a letter directly to Cao Cao, and wrote a long paragraph of very literary words. Kong Rong's literary talent is good, but he is not good at using soldiers to govern the county. This may be because he drinks all day and has no time to care. Kong Rong not only drinks by himself, but also enjoys gathering people to drink. He often sighs, "I won't be unhappy if someone comes to drink with me every day." Kong Rong drunk all day, of course, can't tube counties. And Kong Rong likes to talk nonsense after drinking, and his mouth is poisonous. Cao Cao laid the foundation stone for Yecheng, and awarded the great beauty Zhen Shi to his son Xelloss. As a result, Kong Rong drank two cups and spoke again, saying that after Zhou Wuwang destroyed da ji, I didn't know what to do with him. Today, I understand that this is for his son, Duke Zhou. Kong Rong's mouth was poisonous, which finally angered Cao Cao and killed Kong Rong's family. When Kong Rong died, he lamented: "Too many words, nothing can be done!" Visible he always don't understand, if not drunk, mouth is not controlled by the cranial nerve, how can say so much nonsense. !
2. Zheng Quan
It is generally believed that northerners can drink more than southerners, but in the Three Kingdoms period, there was Kong Rong in the north, but there was something better in the south. That person was Zheng Quan and Wu Guo.
Zheng Quan, known as "Jiurichi". His greatest wish in life is: "I wish to get 500 ships of wine, and I will put my hands on both ends at four o'clock and not drink." I'm tired and I want to eat alive. I immediately benefited from the rise and fall of wine. It is not happy! "
Brother Zheng Quan wished that he had a boat full of 500 bottles of wine, and put his favorite snacks on both sides of the boat, so that he could drink freely anytime and anywhere, and these wines would not be reduced. Drink a bucket to fill a bucket, drink a liter and add a liter, automatically fill him up, and always keep 500 bottles in the best condition.
After drinking all his life, Mr. Zheng Quan still felt that it was not enough. Before he died, he repeatedly said to his family, "I'm going to bury my pottery side and turn it into dirt in a hundred years." Fortunately, I used it as a hip flask and won my heart. " It was not enough to drink every day when he was alive. He also hopes that after death, the bones will turn into mud, and he will be lucky enough to be made into a hip flask and soaked in wine forever. Life and death will never be separated from wine! His obsession with wine is really earth-shattering. If I were alive now, Zheng Quan's last words must be: You don't need to buy a box after cremation, just make a hip flask out of yellow mud!
3. Tao Yuanming
Tao Yuanming has been a good wine all his life and likes to drag others to his house to drink. Once he got drunk first, he said, "I'm drunk enough to sleep." I'm drunk and going to bed. Help yourself.
According to legend, Tao Yuanming lived in seclusion at the foot of Lushan Mountain after abandoning his official position, working at sunrise, resting at sunset, plowing and drinking, and living a leisurely pastoral life. At this time, Tao Yuanming's new wife, Zhai Shi, is a good farmer and has a bumper harvest every year. Therefore, Tao Yuanming has a drink again. Whenever he is free, he and a group of friends go to the cliff in Tiger Claw, two miles away at the southern foot of Lushan Mountain. There is a stream named Xingquan under the cliff. There is a huge dark brown granite stone lying across the stream, about 3 meters high, 6 meters long and 4 meters wide. The stone has a smooth surface and is a natural big wine table. Tao Yuanming and his friends always sit here drinking, writing poems and having fun together. He gets drunk every time he drinks, and writes poems every time he gets drunk. When he is drunk, he will wave to his companions and say, "I am drunk and want to sleep. I am leaving!" " Then I fell asleep on the stone. Day after day, the middle of the stone actually sank, leaving a pillow mark. Therefore, this stone was named "Drunk Stone".
Tao Yuanming has been drinking all his life, but all his five sons are a little silly. Some people say that it may be the sequela left by Tao Yuanming's drinking. In fact, it is the result of his old man's ignorance of the "Ten Poisons" and his rescue after drinking.
His poem "Responsible Son" is written like this:
There is white hair on the temples, and the skin is no longer solid.
Although there are five men, writing is always bad.
Shu is twenty-eight years old, lazy and horseless.
A man who knows learning in Xing Xuan but doesn't love literature and art.
Duan Yong is thirteen years old. I don't know if he is six or seven.
The boy is nine years old, but he is looking for pears and chestnuts.
If we're lucky, it's in the cup.
As can be seen from the poem, Tao Yuanming 13-year-old son can't count yet, and the 9-year-old son only knows how to eat, but his old gentleman still doesn't quit drinking fast, adding, "This is the destiny, I'd better keep drinking!" Alas, it's a pity that a literary family was ruined by wine.
4. Liu Ling
Du Kang makes wine, and Liu Ling is drunk, so you can't talk about drunkards without talking about Liu Ling. Liu Ling, an Anhui native, is one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest", who advocates the thought of Laozi and Zhuangzi and pays attention to inaction. Liu Ling is a short person, less than 1.6 meters. She looks very sorry for the audience. So she didn't like to associate with people since she was a child, until she met Ruan Ji, another alcoholic, and several other "seven sages of bamboo forest", and immediately hit it off and started a career of eating, drinking and writing poems.
Liu Ling often sits in a deer cart with wine. Wherever the carriage goes, he drinks, followed by a man with a shovel. His duty is to bury Liu Ling when he is drunk to death. Although this car drinks ostentatiously, it is not as good as drinking at home by himself. Liu Ling likes to undress and run naked while drinking. Anyway, it's in her own home, and no one else can control it. Once they saw her, these people laughed at him for not being serious. Therefore, Liu Ling made good use of the quotations of Laozi and Zhuangzi and directly said, "Heaven and earth are my house, and this house is just my pajamas. Nothing what are you doing in my pants? " ! "Gentlemen, look, isn't it a bit like an evil son? !
Others can't control him, but they can't say anything about him. Liu Ling's wife can't stand it. She broke all his cans and forced him to give up drinking. Liu Ling is always in poor health and can't beat his wife. I rolled my eyes and had an idea. I said, "All right, I promise to give up drinking. You buy some wine and meat and invite the villagers over. I will give up drinking in public. " My wife happily bought wine and meat. Liu Ling said: "Born in Liu Ling, in the name of wine, one drink and one welcome, five fights to solve the problem. Don't listen to what women say! " After that, I started drinking and eating meat, and soon passed out again.
Liu Ling lived a quiet life and became a celebrity after his death. Someone praised him: "Drunken life, dreaming and dying without worry." The world loves wine, perhaps because the reality is too cruel, so only wine has heaven. But when you are drunk, you can have no sadness. What if you wake up?
5. Ruan Ji
Ruan Ji and Liu Ling are a pair of drunkards. He comes from Henan and lives next door to Liu Ling, Anhui. However, Ruan Ji is much more handsome than Liu Ling, with outstanding appearance and lofty aspirations. Simply put, it's very manly, completely different from Liu Ling, a skinny monkey. Ruan Ji and Liu Ling are very friendly, for one thing, they both love wine, and for the other, they both admire Zhuangzi. Moreover, Ruan Ji is loyal, good at playing the piano and writing poems. But few people praised him at that time because he ignored etiquette. When it comes to etiquette, everyone thinks of feudalism. In fact, every era has etiquette. To put it bluntly, it is the so-called hidden rules. Nobody does that. That's what you do. Then everyone can only say that you are different, or simply a little stupid. Ruan Ji has done many stupid things, some of which are very cute. For example, when he heard that there were 300 barrels of wine in the cellar of the infantry battalion, he volunteered to be an infantry captain. In fact, after he went, he drank and wiped his mouth every day, so everyone called him Ruan Infantry.
These things all look straightforward and lovely, and the following ones seem a bit strange.
There is a "beauty hotel" near Ruan Ji's home. The proprietress is a famous beauty. Ruan Ji had nothing to do, so he went to drink. If you don't leave after drinking, you will lie next to her and fall asleep. Maybe the man knows Ruan Ji is not a pervert, and besides, he comes to spend all day and doesn't even rush. Of course, it may also be that Ruan Ji is strong and a national cadre. If Liu Ling dares to do this, she will definitely throw her neck directly into the street.
Ruan Ji, like Liu Ling, likes to drink by car. He has to get off wherever he goes, and he cries when he is excited. Once he went to the place where Chu and Han fought, called Guangwu Mountain, and said an eternal famous saying: "No hero, no hero, make vertical son famous!"
Although Ruan Ji is wild, he is also very particular about strategy. He knew that Si Mazhao was ruthless and rarely disobeyed him. He also wrote "Persuade Jin Wen", urging Si Mazhao to call himself Gong Jin. Therefore, Si Mazhao is very protective of him. Although Ruan Ji is an official who doesn't do his job properly and obey the etiquette, he still enjoys it and becomes a happy alcoholic.
6. Wang Ji
Perhaps few people know who Ji Wang is; Speaking of "Mr. Wu Dou", maybe an alcoholic with a little culture can know it. However, nowadays, the alcohol content is so high that drunken people can't even speak fluently, let alone write poems. The longer you drink, the less you have in your mind. In a few years, even the wine king Rainbow Ji may be submerged in the dust.
Wang Ji, whose real name is reactive power, is Mr. Wudou, a native of Shaanxi in the Tang Dynasty. Wang Ji's five-character poems are very famous and are recognized as the founders of five-character poems by later generations. Besides, Ji Wang is quite knowledgeable. He is good at playing the piano. He once adapted the piano music "Landscape Exercises", and he can also do divination. He is a total alcoholic.
During the great cause of Yang Di the Great, he selected talents, but he didn't want to be an official in the court, so he asked to be a county magistrate in Liuhe. As a result, he did nothing but drink during his tenure, so he was impeached and removed from office. Wang Ji, he thought, was very broad-minded. Anyway, he doesn't make decisions for the people, so he'd better go home and sell sweet potatoes. But I'm embarrassed to go back like this, so I sighed and said, "There are traps everywhere. It's better to go home and feel at ease." So everyone thinks that Ji Wang has personality and is unwilling to be an official.
Besides drinking, Wang Ji also reads books. However, he only read a few books: Zhouyi, Laozi and Zhuangzi. I don't read many other books. It seems that this Zhuangzi is the spiritual sustenance of an alcoholic, and everyone admires Zhuangzi. When he doesn't want to study, Wang Ji goes out to travel. I have traveled to Dongwa in Beishan, calling myself "Dongwa". He learned from Lao Zi and rode around on a green cow. When he met the hotel, he went in for a few days. As long as someone buys him a drink, no matter whose guest it is, he will go to the party. His old friend Du Song Zhi invited him to talk about manners. He said, "Etiquette is dross. Go to your house to talk about etiquette. You can't drink. That won't kill me. I'm not going. "
When the Sui Dynasty perished, the court recruited former officials, and Wang Ji was summoned to the province with the original officials. It is customary to serve three liters of good wine every day. Ji Wang's younger brother, Wang Jing, thought, doesn't eldest brother like being an official? Why does such a long-awaited letter not fit his character? He asked Wang Ji, "Are you happy to wait for the letter?" As a result, Ji Wang replied, "I earn less money and feel lonely. If it weren't for three liters of wine a day, I would have left long ago without my help. " When the boss Chen heard about it, he added three liters to his bucket. This time, Ji Wang stopped talking and drank hard every day. Everyone admires his persistence in wine and calls him a "Bachelor of Wine Fighting".
Wang Ji has always admired Ruan Ji's style. I heard that Jiao Ge of the Department is good at making wine, so I reported a success and enjoyed it every day. Brother Jiao died, and Ji Wang got the brewing method. He was not only self-sufficient in drinking, but also wrote two books, The Classic of Wine and The Classic of Wine. But to the disappointment of drunkards, these two books have been lost today.
There is a huge stone in the southeast of Wang Ji's home. He broke this stone and used it to build Du Kang Temple. He also provided a teacher in the temple who often gave him wine to drink. Wang Ji's famous poems and songs all smell of wine, including Drunk Hometown, Biography of Mr. Wudou, Ode to Wine, Du Zhuo, Drunk and so on. At that time, celebrity Li praised him as the "curator of the South Pavilion". Dong Nan is the collective name of Qi historian Heather and Jin historian Dong Hu in the Spring and Autumn Period. Both of them are famous for their outspoken views, and Dong Nan is an excellent historian who is loyal to historical facts. Wang Ji is absolutely loyal to wine, and the word "South Dong of Restaurant" deserves its name.
7. Bi Zhuo
Jin Dynasty was an era when drunkards came forth in large numbers. Why? It's not that people in the Jin dynasty were particularly fond of drinking, but that the gentry system in the Jin dynasty made these drunkards from famous families climb to official positions. An official alcoholic is always easier to write a biography than a poor alcoholic. The good wine of the poor is decadent, and the good wine of the officials is elegant. Bi Zhuo is an example. This is obviously not to say that Bi Zhuo has no talent, but that people like Bi Zhuo can take care of the people when they are in Shangguan. This is nonsense.
Bi Zhuo was born in an aristocratic family, and served as a Langguan in the official department in the Western Jin Dynasty. However, Bi Zhuo has no interest in sitting at his desk counting boring numbers. The only career he is willing to devote himself to is drinking, because drinking delays business. He publicly announced that his ideal in life is to "spend his life on a floating wine boat with a glass in his right hand and a crab claw in his left." Because of this sentence, Bi Zhuo became a celebrity. Later generations think of Bi Zhuo when drinking, and Bi Zhuo when eating crabs. Drinking and eating crabs on the boat has become a paradise in many people's minds. Bi Zhuo is regarded as the "Crab God" by people who sell crabs.
When Bi Zhuo was an official, a neighbor made wine. He stole wine at night and was caught red-handed. Because it was too dark, the neighbors couldn't see his face clearly, so they tied him there with a rope. After all, Bi Zhuo was a thief, so he didn't have the courage to speak out. It was dawn, and the neighbors saw it. It was amazing. Isn't this officer Bilang who stole the wine? He quickly let him go and apologized. Bi Zhuo was very smart and said with a smile, "Let me smell this wine all night. Thank you. If you feel embarrassed, I'll get some wine and go back to drink. " Hearing this, the neighbor quickly said, "How dare you? Drink it here. I'll prepare some snacks for you. " Bi Zhuo was so happy that he drank enough at the edge of the jar until he couldn't stand up at the edge. Up to now, there is a folk couplet to persuade people to drink, which is "Get drunk in the urn and go back to Li Taibai immediately". In fact, according to my estimation, Bi Zhuo went to steal drinks for others. The neighbor said shyly that he took the method of peeling his skin in the middle of the night, pretending that he couldn't see his face clearly and let him teach him a lesson. But Bi Da's drunkard is invincible. Not only does he not blush, but he also drinks a lot of wine blatantly. With such hob meat, no one can help it.
Bi Zhuo's poems have basically not been handed down, but he has a famous saying: "Confucianism breaks the law by writing, and chivalrous men by using force is forbidden", which is often quoted by many martial arts novels. The great painter Qi Baishi worships Bi Zhuo very much. He once painted a picture of "Bi Zhuo stealing wine" with the title: "The Prime Minister returned to the field penniless. It is better to be a thief than to harm honesty. " Bi Zhuo stealing wine has also become one of the folk stories.
8. Huai Su
Du Fu has a "Song of Eight Immortals Drinking", one of which is called "Zhang Xu's Three Cups of Grass". He waved his paper like a cloud before taking off his hat and revealing the top of the maharaja. Zhang is included in the drinking list, which is also a great development of drunkards. Zhang Xu's cursive script and Huai Su's cursive script are also called "drunkenness", which means that Mr. Zhang Xu's drunkenness level has only reached the point of giving everything, while Huai Su has reached the point of being drunk nine times a day. Others asked them why they could practice calligraphy to this point, and Zhang Xu replied, "With your heart." Huai Su answered them with actions-that is, drinking.
Huai Su is a monk, but this monk never meditates. All day long, he just eats meat, gets drunk, travels everywhere and writes cursive scripts. Huai Su has been doing these four things all his life. Even if he fell asleep, it was because he was drunk. Huai Su, a native of Hunan, became a monk in his early years. Huai Su's handwriting is quite good. People seldom hear his chanting, but they often see him washing ink in a well. Neither chanting Buddha nor polluting everyone's water source, such a monk was quickly expelled.
Huai Su returned home and began to practice calligraphy. Huai Su likes to write cursive scripts, and he can write tens of millions in a moment. For him who has no income, buying paper is really a great economic burden. But Huai Su is Huai Su after all, and there are many ways. He planted more than ten thousand plantains near his residence. Banana leaves are big and wide, just like a wide piece of rice paper. You can write again and again. Hungry, there are bananas to eat. In addition to banana leaves, Huai Su also uses lacquer plates and boards instead of paper. Finally, the plate was worn out and the pen was bald. Huai Su buried these things together and named them "Pen Tomb".
After practicing calligraphy, Huai Su's money for drinks also fell behind. If you want to ask him to write, ask him to drink. As long as you feel it, you can brush it off immediately. A monk calligrapher with good wine is of course the object of speculation, so the role of wine has been hyped very absurdly, and Huai Su has become a god on cloud nine. Huai Su advocated "drinking to nourish the nature and cursive writing to nourish the heart". At that time, almost all famous people held banquets in succession and invited Huai Su to his home for warm hospitality. Huai Su wants nothing and doesn't need any kind of snacks. After a few drinks, he was in high spirits. In an instant, the screen of the house was full of cursive scripts.
Huai Su finally realized the wisdom of calligraphy, and became the representative of Mad Grass-Huai Su, a monk who lived a drunken life and made him famous in the scholarly wine world. It is said that Huai Su has a habit of writing on other people's clothes when he is drunk. So in order to get his Mo Bao, many people put on a white robe and put on a screen before him when they see him drinking, and often get his calligraphy, which is much more convenient than finding a star signature now.
It seems that this is the way I can go in Wen Zi!
9. Li Bai
Li Bai wrote a hundred poems in a bucket and went to sleep in a restaurant in Chang 'an, but the son of heaven told him not to get on the boat, claiming that he was Brewmaster.
Historically, Li Bai was called Brewmaster. This is not because Li Bai can drink a lot, but because Li Bai's poems and songs are too famous. Li Bai is a native of Gansu, and it was verified that he was born in Kyrgyzstan. But no matter where he was born, there is no doubt that he is from China.
Li Bai drinks without considering anyone, and dares to ask Gao Lishi to take off his boots. However, Li Bai is not a blind drinker like Liu Ling and Bi Zhuo. He always wanted to be an official to realize his ambition, so he wrote a letter of recommendation to two officials. With his literary talent, it is certainly effortless to praise others. There are a few words in his recommendation letter to Pei Changshi in Anzhou: So, people sing "What's the matter with the guest friends? Pei Hongmen stayed there day and night. I hope to get a word from Pei Gong, and I don't need to open Ma Liehua's announcement. I don't know why you got this voice between heaven and earth. Isn't it because of the promise of kindness and modesty? " In a letter of recommendation to another official, Han Jingzhou, Li Bai wrote: "It is said that there is no need to seal Wan Huhou alive, but I hope to know Han Jingzhou."
To say that these two officials are lucky enough, the poets have come to flatter themselves, but these two also know what they are made of and find Li Bai ironic. Han Jingzhou is nothing. Pei Changshi directly accused Li Bai of libel. In a rage, Li Bai went to Beijing and wandered for more than ten years. Finally, he became famous and was admitted as an academician by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. However, this job has a good name. In fact, it is to make poems for the emperor. Li Bai simply gets drunk every day and shows his madness. Finally, he was fired and reinstated as a civilian.
The darkness of officialdom is Li Bai's misfortune, but it is the great fortune of future generations. From then on, Li Bai crisscrossed the sea of wine in the poetry circle, and there was a couplet saying: "Laugh and lament, curse, and the poet and swordsman are drunk."
A poem by Mr. Yu Guangzhong sums up Li Bai-
Wine enters the intestine.
Seven points for moonlight.
The remaining three points into a firm but gentle roar.
Embroidered mouth spit is half a prosperous Tang Dynasty.