It is said that Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother was ill, and Little Red Riding Hood went to visit her grandmother with the food prepared by her mother.
"Today, I am Little Red Riding Hood. I'm really happy ... "Little Red Riding Hood sang all the way and set off for the forest. Who knows that her singing attracted wolves in the forest. The wolf is hungry, so he puts his heart on his back. His mouth watered when he heard people's voices. "Oh, great! You can fill your stomach! " But on second thought, this man is so happy, you might as well test her, maybe there will be unexpected gains. He rolled his eyes and came up with a clever plan.
I saw him jump out of the bushes and stop in front of Little Red Riding Hood. "Oh, what a clever and lovely little red riding hood! I'm a huge fan of yours. Can you sign it for me? " The wolf took out a leaf and asked Little Red Riding Hood to sign it.
Little Red Riding Hood said in surprise, "No way! My reputation is so great that even these reptiles know my name! I have to hold a press conference when I go back, so as to avoid the overwhelming coverage of me by major media in order to improve the ratings. I am very low-key! "
"Didn't you sing that you are Little Red Riding Hood? Stupid than my descendants, big pervert! " The wolf thought to himself, but said, "Don't be too modest! Today, you are very happy and carrying a basket. What are you doing? "
"My grandmother is dizzy and weak. I don't know if she has Alzheimer's disease. I went to see her in the forest. "
"Wow, you are so filial! I wonder where your grandmother lives? " The wolf asked with malicious intent.
"Turn left along this road, then turn right, and the red house is there."
"Little red riding hood, you brought so many gifts to visit your grandmother, but it is not good to have no flowers. It is not good to advocate humanistic care now. Sending flowers is fashionable. Great, so cool! "
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so smart, like a reptile, but what if there is no flower shop here?" Asked little red riding hood.
"Look, this forest is full of flowers. Just pick one! "
Little Red Riding Hood listened to the Wolf, lowered her head and began to pick flowers everywhere. At this moment, the wolf standing by murmured, "There is no Amitabha in Mamimi Mimi. I can suck Buddhism, I suck, I suck, I suck!" " "I sucked Little Red Riding Hood into my stomach." Ha ha ha ha, my wolf head is really clever! Your mother didn't tell you that wolves are not only mammals, but also eat people! Aha, hahaha. "The wolf then put on little red riding hood's clothes, red hat and basket, and walked proudly to grandma's house. There is a wolf in the forest in the distance. His name is the big bad wolf.
The wolf found grandma's house according to the route that Little Red Riding Hood said. Grandma heard the voice say, "it's my dear little red riding hood!" " You haven't been here for almost a century, and my eyes can't see clearly. Come and feel it for me! "
"Grandma, I'm coming, but before you wash your hands, don't infect me with the virus H 1N 1!" The wolf held his voice and learned the voice of Little Red Riding Hood.
"This is really how to say, female big 18 change ah, my darling even voice changed! Oh, baby, why are your fingers so sharp? There are so many Mao Mao, it scares me! "
"Grandma, you don't know that my mother forces me to learn piano dance, calligraphy and taekwondo every day, as well as Chinese synchronous practice, math homework and English cram school. Every Mao Mao embodies my heart and blood and my mother's love stick! "
"This also come on! I'll call your mother immediately and ask her to write a critical letter and fax it to me! Oh, dear, why are your ears so sharp? "
"It's crazy! Needless to say, it is not because I am naughty that my dad screwed me like this! "
"What is the world now, incredibly still corporal punishment of children! Oh, dear, why is your mouth so long and your teeth are coming out? "
"My mouth is long enough to eat you." The wolf regained his voice.
"ah! Honey, stop joking, I'm timid! You, you, you are not the legendary wolf, are you? "
"Congratulations, correct answer! I am the well-proportioned and beautiful wolf head from Shuai Shuai. Are you excited to see me? But according to the plot arrangement, I can't listen to your true feelings, I want to eat you! " Say that finish, the wolf swallowed grandma in one gulp.
The wolf ate two people, couldn't walk, and fell asleep at grandma's house.
Then a hunter passed grandma's house in dismay. "Well, what bad luck. As a hunter, I am a failure. I haven't caught my prey for three years in a row! Hey. "
Suddenly he heard snoring coming from the room and couldn't help but be curious and went in. "Don't make a mistake, such a big belly, bigger than pig eight quit to belly! Who can eat so much? " The hunter approached. "Oh my god, yes, it's a wolf! what can I do? Avalokitesvara, come and help me, poor man. Amen! " Just in case, the hunter pulled out his knife and slowly retreated outward. "The Wolf king, don't wake up. I'm leaving. I won't disturb you to sleep! " Just then, there was a sudden meow outside the door. The hunter shivered and the knife fell on the wolf's neck. Without looking, the hunter knelt down and begged for mercy. "The Wolf king forgave me. I didn't mean to. It was that damn cat that scared me. Don't eat me. I am poor. " But the wolf did not move. The hunter looked up and found that the wolf had his throat cut by a knife and was dead!
"Ah, ha, ha, ha, I'm a super invincible lucky star! I was brave and tenacious, persevering and killed the cruel and cunning wolf. I am really a world-famous heroic and mighty forest hunter! Hey, the wolf's belly is too big and heavy. Just open his stomach and drag him home in batches. " Then the hunter cut open the wolf's stomach with a knife.
I heard a whoosh, and suddenly two men jumped out of the wolf's stomach. Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma are standing in front of the hunter. Little Red Little Red Riding Hood stretched herself and said, "Who is so evil? She woke me up! I dream of going to the Shanghai World Expo! "
"Slice, I spent as much effort as a mountain to save you from the wolf's belly, and said I was wicked! Hum, SHEN WOO, didn't you see how brave I was when I was fighting the wolf just now? If it weren't for me, you would be the stomach mucus of the wolf in the future! " The hunter said angrily.
"Ah, ah," Little Red Riding Hood rubbed her eyes. "So that's it! Excuse me, which unit do you work in? What's the company address? I'll write you a letter of commendation. Your leader is very happy to see it and will definitely give you a raise. You have both benefits and popularity, but you have made a lot of money! "
"Hit your head! I killed the wolf, and I took it home to report my work! " The hunter said, shouldering the wolf and went out.
Little Red and Little Red Riding Hood chased after him and asked, "Hey, if you don't leave your name when you do a good deed, you can always leave your phone number and email address!" " You can't give me a QQ number or a happy account. I can steal food from your happy farm! "
After the hunter left, Little Red and Little Red Riding Hood came back to see what was in the basket. Brain gold, platinum partner, propolis and high calcium tablets are all there. She said to her grandmother, "After eating these, my body collapsed and it was delicious. My back is sore, my legs don't hurt, and my body is full of vitality! " I'm going back to see Happy Birthday at six, so I won't talk to you! Bye. I love you! "Say that finish, Little Red Riding Hood left her grandmother's house like a gust of wind.