Part 1 of 40 non-mainstream funny signature sentences

1. Love has a wonderful magic power, which makes one person fall in love with another person.

2. I can’t let go of your love for me. This is either a sadness or a comfort.

3. Don’t think about relying on others at any time. The only one you can rely on is yourself.

4. But you have to know that I am not him, and I can't be him.

5. The sunflower looks up to the road to happiness, and the happiness I look up to is your company.

6. Falling in love with a song is often because a certain lyric reminds you of the stories in your life that moved you.

7. We all come from the kingdom of desire and cannot stay away from temptation.

8. Even if you almost had the perfection of happiness before, your heart can’t go back, right?

9. Be persistent in your heart, even if everything is impossible.

10. Every injury and every pain can only be borne by yourself, because the pain is reserved for yourself.

11. I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave your underwear.

12. You must smile better at such a good age.

13. You should be happy. Among so many people, I really like you.

14. May you live a happy life instead of being happy. May you have no weaknesses and no need for armor.

15. Be my partner. If you smoke, I will let you drink more water. If you drink, I will accompany you and you will fight. I will be by your side. Whatever you like, I will try my best to like you.

16. Commitment is the process of deception, and time is the verification of oaths.

17. We can’t go back, we can’t go back to those green years, we can’t go back to that simplicity and perfection, we can’t go back to that day of true pride.

18. If there is still separation after meeting, I hope we never meet.

19. Who do you think you are? The time for loving you has passed.

20. Maybe one day, our friendship will be turned into memories by time. Part 2 of 40 non-mainstream funny signature sentences

21. Green mountains and green waters from a distance, grinning teeth from a distance, green waters and clear mountains from a distance, freckles all over your face from a close look.

22. I have hands but I won’t touch you.

23. To love without loving is a kind of self-abuse; to love but not love is a kind of self-mutilation.

24. We always chase someone foolishly, but ignore the people we miss on the way.

25. Freedom is not about doing what you want to do, but being able not to do what you don’t want to do.

26. All unexpected encounters are on the road.

27. Distance stretches our love so far, so far that there is no end in sight.

28. Everything ends in the end and everything has just begun.

29. If you want to argue with me, I will never be generous. You have to be extremely generous, and I will definitely be more open-minded than you. Your heart is my heart, sincerity to sincerity.

30. Why should I give my true feelings when you are always indifferent.

31. It’s hard to agree with others, just feel comfortable.

32. One person has one idea, don’t let your thoughts influence my behavior.

33. The expectations of the past have turned into the helplessness of today, and the perfection of the past is destined to become the harm of the present.

34. I hope your smile comes from the heart. I hope you are so busy and do what you love.

35. Letting go too quickly is probably because it is difficult to persist in love.

36. I avoid those disturbances and just want to retain the remaining pride.

37. I can only use a forced smile to pay tribute to my unknown injuries.

38. Let me get used to every day without you, I don’t think I can do it.

39. In the end, I realized that to you, I was just a joke.

40. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if you catch a cold, you still look forward to going back and showering it again. Non-mainstream funny signatures

1. Have the courage to admit mistakes and never change them.

2. Every time you eat a little, it will be automatically full the next day.

3. Being a man is more comfortable!

4. Let others smell your farts!

5. If you listen to sweet words too much, you will get diabetes.

6. Sorry, the user you dialed is married.

7. If you are half-hearted, I will make fun of you.

8. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

9. The phone bill and traffic had a baby called shutdown.

10. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

11. Yes, you are a wise man, but it is a pity that your surname is weak

12. As long as you live a better life than me, I can't stand it.

13. Among hundreds of birds, you are the first, and among thousands of kings, I am the most respected.

14. It was still easy to mess around in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

15. Life is easy, life is easy. Life isn't fucking easy.

16. When I was hungry, my dad let me chew his toes.

17. If I can’t eat a swan, why can’t I eat a duck?

18. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as Tencent comes online.

19. Adults are expired children, and the elderly are expired adults.

20. I never curse people, because the people I curse are not people.

21. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and see your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

22. My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.

23. Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them.

24. I really can’t see you when you are so close to me, because I am blind.

25. If it rains handsome men from the sky, then let the rain kill me!

26. If I had known that it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have made an appointment with her.

27. Reviewing is to confirm again what you don’t know and that you really don’t know it.

28. Who knows how long it took a free and easy person to cry all his tears.

29. Damn it! There is a way to put a chip into the human brain! (fantasyz)

30. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

31. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

32. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!

33. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

34. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.

35. Apart from being a aunt, you don’t look like a girl the rest of the time!

36. Those who drink medicine are handed a bottle, those who hang themselves are given a rope, and those who jump off the building wave a small handkerchief to see them off.

37. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.

38. Don’t be so nice to me that I can’t tell whether it’s love or friendship.

39. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

40. Don’t arm yourself with cunning looks, it will become acclimatized.

41. The teacher said not to litter, otherwise I would have thrown you out.

42. Is it itchy? That's right. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

43. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market. This year, those speculating in the stock market have become monks.

44. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

45. In my next life, I will be an onion, and I will make anyone who bullies me burst into tears.

46. When others start to call you crazy, you are not far from success.

47. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

48. I am unable to wake up from my spring sleep. I come looking for someone yawning. I cannot sleep at night and cannot wake up during the day.

49. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

50. I never bully the weak~~~I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

51. I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into a poor man.

52. Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin.

53. There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and I would be burned to death if I scratched it.

54. Come out, I have something I want to talk to you about. What to talk about? in love.

55. In the past, young masters and young ladies were served by others, but now they are dedicated to serving others.

56. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person.

57. It was clearly him who added you on QQ, but he sent a message: You are the classmate I met and show up quickly.

58. We are all like children. We act nonsense because we rely on you; we are polite because you are an outsider.

59. Someone secretly has a crush on you. Will you be tempted if you find out? I think I will change my mind.

60. Who says that fat girls are not good? There are many advantages. They can’t run away when the wind blows and they feel comfortable when held. .

61. Beheading is nothing. The scar on the head is no bigger than a bowl. 18 years later I will be a zombie again

62. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try to die on the tree a few more times, and the death will be complete.

63. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories to their wives.

64. After living for more than 20 years, I have been unable to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

65. Principal, if the air conditioner is in good condition, it will be sunny; if it is not in good condition, be careful when going out at night!

66. People who don’t understand me, please don’t use your B thoughts to evaluate me. We are not familiar with each other, and you are not qualified.

67. The saddest thing in the world is that you finish your homework very late and the teacher doesn’t check it tomorrow!

68. My computer has the same language as me. When I am gentle with it, it crashes very well. Makes me extremely excited.

69. Flowers float and water flows, a kind of longing and two idle worries. There is no way to eliminate this feeling, so I lower my brows and become more worried.

70. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answered: Joyful and beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, Fei Yangyang stood for a class.

71. Today the history teacher asked me in class who is Kangxi’s son? I blurted out Yin Zheng! Then I was embarrassed.

72. Every Monday is the busiest time for us students, because we have to keep one eye open for homework and the other eye for the class teacher.

73. Master, I also want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Don't be ridiculous, not everyone can meet so many sexy seductresses on the road.

74. An emperor and courtiers, a monk and a temple god, an accident and a group of people, a bunch of actors and news, a rat droppings and a muddy soup.

75. If you suddenly disappear one day, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank for my mortgage and car loan.

76. College classmates chose the zoo for their first gathering after working. The reason everyone shared was: Only here can we feel that we are still human beings!

77. If you drink Wahaha every day, you will laugh every day; if you drink Robust every day, you will be healthy, happy and worry-free; if you drink Mengniu every day, you will definitely grow into a cow!

78. A pot of wine among the flowers, free cigarettes to smoke; a toast to the bright moon, but no money; we have sex when we are awake, but you pay for it when we are drunk. Travel without any worries, don’t worry about food and drink!

79. How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not go out, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up! Non-mainstream funny quotes

1. Smoking is disobedient, so we smoke.

2. When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel and vinegar to it, thinking that it is just a stir-fry?

3. I think all bears in the world look like bears.

4. A few young people said that a beautiful woman in front of them had a round butt. The beautiful woman turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch her?

5. When a man has an affair, he becomes busier and busier at work, while when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks becomes saltier.

6. There are two kinds of flowers that women love most. One is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

7. Life is her person, death is her mascot.

8. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!

9. Freshman girl: Xiao He shows her sharp horns; sophomore year: There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and three thousand people pamper her. Junior year: The flowers are ready to be cut off when they bloom, but don’t wait until there are no flowers left to cut off the branches! Senior year: There is not much autumn left, and the lotuses and willows will fall early.

10. I don’t know whose wife is on my bed, and I don’t know whose bed my wife is on!

11. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep.

12. Still be free and sing my song forever!

13. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

14. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

15. My mouth gets tired if I talk too much, my legs get tired if I walk too much, my heart gets tired if I think too much, I cry when I miss you, I worry about you being tired every day, I worry about you not going well, I worry about you getting bored, I worry about you being in arrears. I'm worried that you are pretending to be stupid and don't understand the pain I have suffered for you!

16. Study deliberately, work deliberately, live deliberately, and live like a human being!

17. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

18. A typical sign of being single is that the one-month data package has long been gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

19. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

20. Be brave enough to admit your mistakes and never change them.

21. Your serious appearance cannot hide your boring heart!

22. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

23. Love means being mean, and it’s being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come!

24. When you fall down and only have one level of health left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

25. I put the TV remote control on my waist and pretended to have bought a new mobile phone.

26. When I find a boyfriend, the first thing I will do is slap him twice. I have to ask: Where have you been hiding all these years?

27. Let some people get rich first, and then eliminate those who cannot get rich, and finally achieve universal prosperity.

28. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

29. Asking what love is in the world will teach you how to get out of the wall.

30. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

31. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but I rely on rich imagination.

32. You can’t see my loneliest time, because I am only loneliest when you can’t see me.

33. Business girls don’t know the hatred of losing their country, and prostitutes don’t know extramarital affairs.

34. Don’t waste your youth. It’s already the beginning of autumn.

35. Let others smell your farts!

36. Don’t show me your face, you think you are a color palette.

37. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

38. How to give MM an unforgettable birthday? First beat her up, and then give her the housing certificate for the most expensive real estate in Guangzhou. It is guaranteed to be both unforgettable and surprising!

39. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand kneeling on the electric heater.

40. I won’t tell you even if I beat you to death.

41. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

42. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

43. If you follow the path of bullshit, let the fool have his say.

44. You even believe the advertisements. You will be stupid by reading!

45. I planted a girlfriend in the spring, and harvested a bunch of wives in the autumn.

46. My father asked me what I want to pursue in life? I answered money and beauty, and my father slapped me in the face fiercely; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

47. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

48. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a hibiscus!

49. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

50. Some people say that you won’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

51. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

52. I am stupid, but I am happy. Me two, I'm healthy.

53. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

54. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

55. Cows are ordinary people, and cow organs are literati.

56. You are not a cactus, so why are you so strong.

57. With your serious look, you seem to really understand what people are saying!

58. When you can’t figure it out, just think that you are in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

59. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

60. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

61. Heaven is in the woman’s cave!

62. Oh yeah! Usually it's normal, sometimes a little nervous. Whoever dares to steal my wife will dig up his ancestral grave!

63. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

64. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

65. Being in the entertainment industry is like playing mahjong. If you want to be a big star, you have to give up a tube of Mahjong!

66. Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

67. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

68. Being a parent is a highly professional profession, but most parents start the job without any training.

69. I am the hoe, and you are the noon.

70. The highest level of falsehood is that you no longer believe that it is the genuine product when you see it again. Funny signature sentences

1. DM: I will always smile for those who hurt me. I just heard someone say: Dichlorvos is for sale.

There was an idiot who actually replied: What flavor is it? . Everyone laughed

2. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the most painful thing is waiting, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regretful thing is passing by.

3. Idiots are contagious. Of course idiots and fools belong to the same country! Idiots just eat and drink for free with you before.

4.10086 Damn it, you’re bothering me again. If you want money, just say it. Send me Nima’s message and call Niba.

5. Scolding in person is a friend, barking behind the back is a dog

6. The sky is bright, the earth is bright, Guan Erye is about to appear! Come and give me a forever love.

7. The beginning of school is the scariest ghost story

8. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment on the podium, the students below silently recite the word "explosion"!!! < /p>

9. Fish for three days and spend the rest of the time surfing the Internet.

10. Stay away from 2B to protect life

11. When you ignore me, I become a dumpling, and I am the most famous one in Tianjin

12. Who told me that Nokia can crack walnuts? Now the screen is black!

13. I will not keep anyone who tries to leave me.

14. How many classmates have heard this sentence: You are smart, but you are not focused on studying. above.

15. You can say anything about me, but no one is allowed to say that my mother's "loving mommy's child is there."

16.- Auntie can breathe, It hurts from morning to night, it hurts even when squatting on the toilet, and it hurts when sitting on the bus. It hurts so much.

17. The shorter the hair of Soft Chinese Jade Creek, the better it is

18. "I am a boy who talks very little. If I say anything to you, it means we are compatible."

19. No precautions or worries. You started school like this and brought me tragedy during my summer vacation.

20. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation.

21. Some people say that when two people miss each other, it is called love. A person who thinks blindly by himself is called a baser.

22. Want to leave me, dream@ Want to let go and die@

23. The teacher said: I have been a teacher for so many years, what kind of students have I never seen? I laughed: You don’t even think about how many years we have been in school, and we have never seen anything.

24. A teacher who teaches two classes always likes to say bad things about one class and the other.

25. Why do you have to use your brain to lose weight? Cells begin

26. If you don’t understand her, just stay and get to know her before leaving.

27. It’s so harmonious for an unmarried man and an unmarried woman to hook up and hook up

28. Don't use your cheap capital to challenge my blacklist

29.- Yesterday, I saw my boyfriend leading a mistress and passing me in front of me. I immediately went to lead a mistress and walked around them in a circle#

30. The large-scale disaster movie "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in various cities across the country

31. I don't like to use my own photos as avatars because after you go offline, your avatar is gray and looks like a posthumous photo. .

32. Sometimes I just miss you, want to see you, want to hear your voice

33. People are so happy today!

34. You can scold me, but if you scold my family, I will beat you with all my life; you can beat me, but if you touch my family, I will fight you to the death!

35. If you don’t understand why I am inexplicably angry, it can only mean that you don’t understand me well!

36. When I become a man, the first thing I want to do is to make my sisters feel good. When I become a woman, the first thing I want to do is to make my brothers feel good. Brother

37. The fairest thing God has given to people is that we will all die!

38. Whenever an adult compliments me on my quietness, I want to open my mouth and laugh: You ignorant humans

39. I’ll study at your sister’s school. Do you go to the bank and swipe your credit card with your transcript?

40. Tight but long but not obedient

41. Who the hell is Bluetooth called an old sow! ! ! Every time I turn on Bluetooth, the system prompts an old sow to pair with you!

42. People say you are a playboy and you are dumped by others for being single-minded.

43. A good man is not allowed to act cool to his wife and is not allowed to make her jealous or quarrel. He must give in and endure beatings.

44. He just crossed the road and heard a bang. With a sound, I looked back to see a person who was beaten to a bloody pulp. My little one and I...fuck! Where is my little friend! ?

45. I don’t want to move, I don’t want to talk, I just stay motionless, even if China Mobile doesn’t move.

46. Those who go out today are all anti-Japanese heroes...

47. [You only remember my poisonous tongue, my brutality, my shrew but you can’t remember me who loved you back then]

48. I’m not ignoring you, I’m just Waiting for you to speak first.

49. For girls: If you go out to hang out, sooner or later you will get pregnant.

50. Who can be as firm in their feelings for me as...for the RMB?

51. There is always a jerk among the people I know, and the relationship is relatively good.

52. Judging from my liberal arts scores, I am suitable for studying science. Judging from my science scores, I am suitable for studying literature. Judging from my overall scores, I am suitable for death!

53. Wukong is also sexy, leopard print and steel pipe﹏丶◎

54. This world is no longer what you like.

55. My deskmate loves to talk about your mother’s kiss.

56. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be dishonest.

57. Boy, girl, let me count on my fingers, you are destined to miss me!

58. When I grow up, I will be smarter, gentler and stronger than you!

59. Life is like Angry Birds. If you fail, at least there are still a few pigs laughing.

60. A relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight.