In fact, people throw eggs at me and have the joy of receiving flowers.

You can't please everyone. Because not everyone is human.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

China Mobile, a robber with a business license.

We are all farsighted, blurring our recent happiness.

Most of the men around you belong to dogs, and some people are even worse than dogs.

After going to school for 9 years, I developed a bad habit of being afraid of the old class.

9 How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

10 Since we don't know what to say ... let's do something. ...

1 1 Even if I see a handsome guy, I will never smoke with a smile!

12 When I was a child, some people confused Kongming with Confucius in ignorance. . .

13 is there anyone like me who was chased all over the street by my mother when I changed my teeth?

14 People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who can't eat fat have nothing to hide.

Brother 15 is not a faithful Jeff Chang Shin-Che, so I can't sing a love song that makes you feel excited.

16 I want to say to Mozzie, I'm sorry I got you pregnant.

17 I hope that relatives of three men will come every month in my next life.

18 The collusion between two women made me who I am today.

19 is not long ... I am with you every day.

I don't care, I only talked about 100 love since I was a child.

2 1 I was awakened by a dream last night, because I dreamed of you.

I usually eat crispy noodles, which is more convenient than instant noodles!

Men laugh, women worry! I have worked hard all my life,

I don't care. I have always liked money since I was a child.

Two tigers, one with no eyes, the other didn't come back after going to the toilet.

Baidu will be destroyed sooner or later because he knows too much.

I want to find Zhou Gongdi's son! Don't think about me.

I will make a lot of money for my dad, and then I will be a rich second generation.

Look how popular Ali is now. Spongebob is so yellow

Now the world is sincere and scarce, and I want to be frugal. .

3 1 You are not a vegetable, but the water of life.

Dear signal, don't make me look for you all over the house with my mobile phone.

I have heard the funniest joke. He said, I believe in love.

I hate English teachers. She speaks in Chinese and scolds students in English.

Take a closer look at my slap. It really suits your face.

Laugh like Xifeng, and fight with Xifeng when you don't laugh.

Growing up, my best and most effective magic was to make money disappear.

1. Growing up, my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear.

2. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want to be smooth sailing, unless you die.

3. If you are in love, the phone bill is not enough; If you don't fall in love, the phone bill is useless.

4. Many things about me, even I have never heard of them.

For those who don't like me, I can only say that you'd better wear glasses.

6. You have always been my laughingstock, but you are also my tears.

7. A person has only one heart, but two atria. One lives in happiness, and the other lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness nearby.

8. Regarding the distance, the biggest fear is that you don't know whether that person is thinking of you or has forgotten you.

I suspect that my husband was dumped by his mother 18 years ago.

10. The heart will hide what we can't say, but the eyes will tell us what we are trying to hide.

1 1. I'm not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you.

12. The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

13. Sometimes, you pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.

14. Doing what you haven't done is called growth, doing what you don't want to do is called change, and doing what you dare not do is called breakthrough.

15. I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being so happy with others.

16. Be nice to the people you meet when you climb up, because you will meet them when you fall down.

17. Junior high school students fall in love and go home together; High school students fall in love and eat together; College students fall in love and sleep together; Fall in love after marriage, go home to eat and sleep together.

How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't care?

1. Shameless, if you do well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only make a joke quietly.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again. Campus funny personality signature

Who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

6. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

7. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

8. Look at you, you look like you are joking!

9. I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

10. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

1 1. Suddenly, I found that every tear became so extravagant.

12. In the end, there will be a road, and a road is also a dead end. This is fake. I can't even write.

13. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.

14. Take me to a room. As long as there is air conditioning, suit yourself.

15. Don't communicate with me, there is a generation gap.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

What is a roommate? Roommates just don't lose the money on the table. If you buy a bag of melon seeds, there will be a pile of melon seeds left.

18. I'm so good that even my breasts think I'm an A.

19. I just like the feeling of being busy making up my homework these days.

20. A bug in front flew next to my math problem, looked at it for a few times and died.

2 1. Such fine weather is a good chance to die with the quilt.

22. Please don't use me, or don't blame me for using you.

23. How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't care?

24. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

In fact, the wolf is not afraid of his wife. He loves his wife more than himself.

26. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

27. Eating at night means eating at night. Some people say that this symptom is caused by loneliness.

28. As a girl, it is difficult for me to avoid all the details that make men move.

29. On graduation day, I will hug the person I like in the name of leaving soon.

30. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

3 1. Brother's speed, not everyone can catch up; But if it's not a person, you can catch it.

32. No matter whether it is a white hat or a black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

33. I will attack in the direction of money until I get into the vault.

34. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

35.who do you think you are? The bottle on the kerosene lamp thinks you are a light bulb.

36. Men are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

38. The sentimental and boring dog has insufficient capital to stand aside.

39. What you think is mom, and what you say is good.

40. A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.

4 1. Since you say that I am a scourge, it will be a scourge for thousands of years!

42. Whose hand is the dog that I once loved licking now?

43. Time has precipitated all the pains, and I have also precipitated the memories.

44. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

45. If you don't love, you will be lonely. If you love, you will have the burden of love.

46. I looked up and saw that love was gone and the whole universe was crying.

47. You can't blame her for attaching importance to her friends just because she is surrounded by dogs.

48. From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

49. Say what true love is invincible, but you are half-hearted.

You might as well wait for death, at least death will come.

5 1. The highest level of a cold is blowing bubbles with your nose.

52. I miss you and don't explain, because you are mine.

53. If feelings need to be wronged, it is better to throw them away.

54. Either get married or have fun. Don't take it seriously

55. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

56. Watch the fans die behind and turn around to scare away millions of heroes!

57. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

58. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

59. Looking at the calendar now is the same as reading the critically ill notice.

60. If you didn't mean it, please don't disturb my calm heart.

6 1. Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

62. Feelings are not natural disasters; Happiness is your own master.

Boys talked about sweet love and circle of friends.

The boy talked about the sweet love circle, the official announcement article 1. Apply to be a permanent resident in your love.

Please put it away, the future moon and I love you.

I finally bound my other half.

The subscriber you dialed is married.

Loving you is the romantic beginning of my life.

Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

7. Smart people don't fall in love. I'm a little fool.

8. Good luck and get married today.

9. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.

10. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

1 1. My iceberg became her ice cream in XX's hand today.

12. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life.

13. From today on, you can be jealous of XX aboveboard.

14. One room for two people, three meals and four seasons.

15. You are like a treasure I found on the earth.

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

17. Luckily, I have you. Fortunately, you have me.

18. I found myself when I met you.

19. I looked for spring for half my life before smiling.

20. I can't say whether I love you or not. I don't have much time. All the feelings I can get in my life are here with you.

Boys talked about a sweet love circle, the official announcement of the second 2 1. When we met, the spring breeze was ten miles, so it was you; When you are in love, the mountains grow high, and finally you.

22. I still don't think it's enough. I'll squeeze all my tenderness out of the rough life and dedicate myself to you.

23. Jianghu is far away, so let's go together.

24. The flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!

25. Children who can't unscrew the bottle cap in the future.

In this world, I love three things: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is the day, the moon is the night, and you are my forever.

27. You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.

28. Since then, people and dogs have their own ways.

29. Be nice to me!

30. I'll wrap your lipstick in the future, but you have to return it to me every day.

3 1. I want to be a bear beside your bed and defeat the dragon of your dreams for you.

32. Turn acacia into wine, and all the wild cats passing by are drunk.

33. My iceberg has finally turned into ice cream in your hand!

If you were a fish, I would like to become water and let you swim into my heart. If you were water, I would like to become a bowl and put you in my heart. If you were a bowl, I would like to become instant noodles and soak with you every day.

35. I saw you that day, mountains and rivers, all under my nose!

36. I accidentally want to be sweet with you.

37. You are the first choice, not an exception!

38. Some people love to have something to do and are looking forward to it.

39. You can leave the rest of your life with me, and you can take every word I like in my love story.

40. Being a wife for the first time sometimes doesn't work well. Just follow me. thank you

Boys talked about the third official announcement of sweet love circle of friends 4 1. If I hadn't met you, my heart wouldn't have become so narrow, and I would have squeezed the next one.

42. Always compare wings and swear to each other.

43. The happiest thing is that I like you every day.

44. She and her other one.

45. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.

46. To what extent are our interpersonal relationships passive? It is likely that if you take a step back, I will disappear without a trace at once.

47. I think this life is you!

48. Share a song: Found an angel.

I wanted to fight for the world, but later I cancelled my original plan because of love.

Since a person has a preference, he is willing to be generous all his life.

5 1. I love you forever, and death is the boundary. I never wanted to give up on you in my life.

52. Be nice to yourself. If you can blame the goods, don't blame yourself.

53. I have seen this sister before.

54. I can't hide from the first day, but I can't hide from you either

55. It's all up to you!

56. After being with you, I realized that love that needs running-in is not love.

57. Don't feel that your legs are thick, and don't feel that you are not beautiful. There is always a man who won't think about this or that because he loves you.

58. When encountering bad things, learn to be calm and calm. There are all kinds of scum in this world.

59. I met a particularly annoying person, who was particularly likable and not tired of reading it, so ...

60. Love is like running water, and love is like peach blossom.