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Classic Humor qq Personality Signature (30 Selected Sentences)
1, laugh at my madness, with your face.

Please make way ~ ~ Don't block my happiness.

What you said sounds like fart to me.

In Andersen's plays, the prince may be Brother Sharp.

5, the weather is cold, even taking a bath requires courage.

6, too many words haven't been said, you wave goodbye.

7. Memories are like chewing gum. If you eat enough, you will get a new one.

8. Am I too dependent and make you feel too helpless?

9. Life is like a phone call, either hang up first or hang up first.

10, life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

1 1. Dad said: It's no use reasoning with women. You should coax her.

12, my love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

13, the darkest place in the world is a person's heart.

14, no matter how beautiful the beauty is, it is not a disaster, and no matter how enchanting the demon is, it can't compare with the demon.

15, school, although you got my body, you can't get my heart.

16, obviously cares about him, but pretends not to care-pretends not to care about Russia anymore.

17, next life, I want to be your heart, at least if I don't jump, you will die.

18, ■ If you want to have a good relationship, you have to do it sooner or later. If you want to feel deep, you have to rub it.

19, when the weather is fine, basking in the sun and chewing sugar cane is a very warm scene.

20, my Weibo, there are many idiots, maybe you are just one of them.

2 1. When I woke up, I thought the time had stopped and there was no need for class. Unexpectedly, the alarm clock is broken.

22. The only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

23. Do you know who gave it to you? Mm-hmm. Aha, give me a glass of forgotten water.

24, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It broke every now and then.

I can pass all the subjects. The only thing is that you can't learn, and you can't learn if you forget someone.

26, in fact, people are all the same, are selfish, you are great for yourself, don't think that as long as you pay, you will be rewarded.

27. I am kind to everyone, and then I love you every day as if it were your last.

28. Friendly reminder: Don't wash your hands when urinating. The feeling of anxiety is not a place that everyone can bear.

29. Want to know what hope is, please buy a * *; Want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of * *.

30. Want to know what hope is, buy a * *. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of * *. Although it is not reliable to buy something like * *, there are still so many people with illusions who buy it every day. Every lottery player is looking forward to a lucky 500W on his head one day. Instead of waiting for fate, why not take control of your own destiny?