The funniest short quotes (Part 1)

1. I just like to be quiet, don’t think that I won’t go crazy.

2. Repeating the path others have taken is because you neglect your own feet.

3. My destiny is determined by me and not by Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven.

4. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

5. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.

6. Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have become whiter and my appearance has become darker.

7. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

8. Come up with many brilliant ideas, but fail to accomplish anything.

9. If life deceives you, don’t be anxious, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

10. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.

11. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he retires just for him.

12. There is no hope in being a good person, and you are not good at being a bad person.

13. Some people work hard all their lives and squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.

14. No horror movie is better than the head teacher popping out of the window.

15. We have all loved, been hurt, suffered, and hated, but we have never lost weight.

16. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

17. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

18. This kind of hot weather is suitable for expressing love. If it succeeds, you can go on a date and drink ice. If it fails, it doesn’t matter, at least your heart will be half cold.

19. My boyfriend is very considerate of me. In order not to disturb me, he has not come to see me for more than ten years, which is very heartwarming.

20. You know that I can be happy for your words, but you are so stingy. The funniest short quotes (Part 2)

21. In life, it is difficult to overcome difficulties, but it is even harder to give up. For many things, you can't just let go if you want to, and you can't just give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you clearly know are wrong, but you keep insisting on them, and you know that they are bad, but you keep guarding them.

22. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it.

23. God closes a door for you and goes to sleep.

24. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

25. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical, let’s get married if you can.

26. Sometimes others may not care about you, but you cannot care about yourself.

27. Once you choose the path of life, you must bravely go to the end and never look back.

28. I am just used to having you, not that I cannot live without you.

29. A dream is a pretentious thing to say. It is a seed born in the dark. It can only be upright and bright when it breaks out of the ground, grows jointed, and eventually blooms. Let everyone know. Until then, there is no choice but to persevere.

30. Obesity hurts breathing, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

31. Waking up late will ruin the morning, and getting up early will make you stupid, so it’s better not to get up!

32. There are no friends in the workplace. Your boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.

33. You know, even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

34. Don’t dislike those who accompany you, and don’t accompany those who dislike you.

35. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

36. It is said that many people check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

37. The little girl is not talented and can only miss the king, but cannot make him admire her.

38. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several nearby trees.

39. Efforts to reject social rules are all ineffective efforts.

40. Today’s advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister if she drinks some Yili. The funniest short sentences About the funniest short sentences

A selection of the funniest short sentences

1) Please stay in a ball and leave the earth in a round shape, thank you.

2) Life is like a coffee table, always filled with cups.

3) Memories are not a sign of a person getting older, repeated memories are.

4) When do you think your girlfriend was the stupidest and hasn’t been able to find me yet? She’s so stupid.

5) After you confessed to me last time, I was sick for several days.

6) People, their eyes are black and their hearts are red. But when the eyes turn red, the hearts turn black.

7) Lies have three treasures: eternity, eternity, and love till old age; Korean dramas have three treasures: car accidents, cancer, and incurability.

8) Every time I miss you is like a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

9) I shook my head coolly and the wig fell out.

10) We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

A collection of the funniest short sentences

1) Sorry, I can’t look the way you want.

2) Do you know which king in history is the meanest? Is Gou Jian, King of Yue (mean enough)?

3) What is the most severe form of racial discrimination you have ever seen? Different ethnic groups, each plus points.

4) When I open my eyes and leave, you will definitely not survive.

5) One person lives, two people live, three people live and die.

6) On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are weak.

7) I made so many mistakes that I don’t even know where I went wrong now.

8) People rely on looks, romance, and money to fall in love, but I rely on the blindness of the other person.

9) Lonely people often act very strong; lonely people are mostly gentle.

10) Don’t always describe yourself as a salted fish turning over, be careful of sticking to the pan.

11) When three people walk together, I must wet the vagina! Confucius was the first to call the beast!

12) Asking what love is in the world, one thing will bring down another thing.

13) Life is like toilet paper, use it as little as possible.

14) I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

15) Only liars in the world are sincere: because he sincerely lied to you!

16) Just because you don’t fall in love doesn’t mean no one wants you!

17) Don’t be like a trash can, keep filling and filling and filling.

18) As soon as you fall in love, you become your wife. How many responsible people are there?

19) If you fall in love once, you will lose one friend.

20) I just discovered that when I can’t get through to you, the one who says sorry to me is always Mobile.

21) Only now do I realize that the word “forget it” contains a lot of disappointment.

22) It’s not that I won’t delete you, I just want to see how you write your mood for that woman.

23) I really want to know: whose name I would shout out when I was drunk.

24) You are only suitable to miss, not to meet.

25) One day I will have all the power in my hands and kill all the dogs that betray me.

26) Some people used to be friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even be friends.

27) In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. Once you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.

28) In fact, a capable man will spoil his woman to the point that no other man can stand it!

29) I am very lazy, so lazy that I can’t even be bothered with the person in my heart. Change!

30) Have you ever said you were offline? In fact, you changed online to invisible!

31) He said he loves you, but he didn’t say he only loves you.

32) I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind.

33) There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and it would burn to death if I scratched it.

34) Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who own houses will eventually become married.

35) I drank to drown the pain, but the damn pain learned to swim.

36) You used to be my heaven and earth, but now you are replaced in all directions.

37) Behind every single man, there is a pair of strong and long-lasting hands!

38) Just forget about scolding you at ordinary times. Only when I beat you will you know that I am civilized and martial. The best of both worlds.

39) Oh my god, you let summer and winter sleep together, right? What a hell!

40) Give you two choices, do you like me or not? ? The funniest homophonic meme of 2022

The funniest homophonic meme of 2022 Part 1

1. I just took the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks , I felt anxious after eating it. It turned out that what I ate was Choi Zaowo Wan.

2. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

3. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

4. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

5. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out I have sexy oil.

6. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

7. When asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick. < /p>

9. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.

10. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally, but do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?

11. Why is the door handle of the company conference room broken? of? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

12. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

13. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I think about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turn around and ask my mother to give it a try."

14. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?

< p> 15. Pumpkin, Ziya and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invites them to play. Pumpkin asks Peanut, who else is there? Peanut says, I, Ziya, are you, do you hear me?

16. If your mobile phone has a large memory, you can store a lot of fear, and then know your own changes:

17. If you don’t even coax me, then you. Who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

18. The child asked his mother why the flames of the candle could not stop for a while. The mother said that it was because it was a small spiritual fire.

19. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, and I said, "Stomach, can you please stop?" "Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"

20. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters I like. Mud.

21. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I managed to make mistakes both academically and emotionally.

Part 2 of the funniest homophonic memes in 2022

22. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

23. Know why Beijingers don't Are you talking about homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

24. I was ironing clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.

25. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

26. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.

27. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

28. A sheep migrates.

29. I am easy to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reason myself.

30. SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Crab. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Crab..." Mr. Crab: "You're welcome."

31. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, He was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes that were fragrant and sweet.

32. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a lowly wife!" Medusa: "Hate... hate other people's hearts?"

33. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I looked it up and found out that it was a good thing.

34. a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: Eat hot and sour bamboo shoots

35. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he He met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "With a smile or... very silently"

36. The little ducks While queuing up to get their mother, a little duck tried to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't be aligned. So the little duck said anxiously, "It's not aligned with the duck, it's not aligned with the duck. I'm sorry."

37. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really a waste of love

38. Even I don’t Like, what sponsor do you like?

39. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

40. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

41. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak La La" light? A collection of the most popular and super humorous homophonic memes in short videos

A collection of the most popular and humorous homophonic memes in short videos (Part 1)

1. Going out on a rainy day also calls for feet. Walking on wetlands.

2. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”

3. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate other people's hearts?"

4. Even I don’t cherish it, so what do you cherish, Zhen Huan Chuan?

5. I told the wind that the wind is blowing to the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

6. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

7. Even I don’t cherish it, so what do you cherish? Zhen Huanzhuan?

8. What will happen if Chinese people don’t eat? Will be linked to Chinese fasting.

9. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

10. My mother asked me to rub the clothes. I said I had rubbed them. Did you hear me? Missed it!

11. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

12. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

13. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp

14. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little baby juice?

15. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging for lotus roots"

16. One day, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It was reluctant.

17. Conan has been pampering Xiaolan, and he is really a master at pampering her.

18. It is very hot at 37 degrees today. I bought two ice cream sticks, one for each of us to relieve the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

19. What Lu Tiha said was very touching. Everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

20. Xiao Wang’s father is very strict and also very touching. I am not very good at words. I have never written a letter to my son during my four years of college. Maybe this is because I am strict and untrustworthy

21. Let me share with you the types of peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. , I have a hot birthday today.

22. My uncle cut off his hair and became fierce, because he turned into a vulture. The most popular and super humorous homophonic phrases in short videos (Part 2)

23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know the changes in oneself:

24. One day, the elk got lost, and then he gave it to him. Giraffe calls: "Hey, I'm lost. The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe." ”

25. One day the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it, make peace.

< p> 26. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a baby: Su Su Su Su Su Su feeds Su Su.

27. I see that the dog in the country at home is having a good time every day. It was so happy and carefree, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said "Woof, woof, woof"

28. We You can't just feel the pulse of the times, and don't let your mother feel Wang Yibo. You think about giving it a try for life all day long, but then you turn around and let your mother give it a try."

29. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu give birth. It must be called Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

30. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

31. Others think the buzzing is annoying, but you say the mosquitoes are so beautiful, so I tickle you!

32. Zhuge Liang burned Red Cliff and borrowed the east wind eight times to become Zhu Bajie!

33. Don’t love me, it won’t work out, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.

34. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!

35. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

36. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

37. I am an easy person to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reasons myself.

38. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

39. You don’t even care about me, why do you care, barber shop?

40. The weather is so cold, but my bed doesn’t want me to lie alone, it says I have to have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s because I love you in my nest.

41. When I was 17 years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Who knew the cicada said: "I can't say I love you, don't grab a cicada, I just like it a little bit."

42. Liu Genghong started to talk crosstalk after he gained weight. It turned out that he became a Tianjing man.

43. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

44. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay? The most popular and super humorous homophonic phrases in short videos. (Part 3)

45. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in rooms in horror movies? Answer: The piano is home to several medicines, and the mailbox is home to several demons

46. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and the two of them got into a fight. When the police asked, they found out that the dentist had said to the Japanese: "Pull out a tooth"

47. You didn't stay up all night, so why did you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?

48. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

49. It is said that Ruda uprooted a weeping willow back then. When he was young, he was so frightened that the flowers next to him closed up, so others called him, "the flowers are closed."

50. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that this is called a thick door.

51. Shrimp and clams scored 100 points at the same time. , the teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied, the shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What's your stick?"

52. The child asked his mother why the candle flames were flickering. Can't you calm down for a while? Mom said it's because it's a mental fire

53. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.

54. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal bowel and bladder, can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

55. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

56. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.

57. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba's house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

58. "How much does it cost if you want to buy the moon?" "It's affordable to buy it in the middle of the month, because the moon on the 15th day costs 16 yuan."

59. The little animals have a dinner together , and the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.

60. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

61. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

62. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

63. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one belonged to. Take a closer look. , I am a turtle at home.

64. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

65. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

66. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said "I'm tired of the elephant. I'm tired of the elephant." The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (selected 59 sentences)

The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (Part 1)

1. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me whether I have you in my heart, you are all in my peripheral vision."

2. If the coal fails to ignite, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.

3. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life every day, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said ''Woof, woof, woof''

4. Even I don’t care, what do you care? Hulunbuir?

5. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding reads “God is a Girl" I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was called "God is unfair".

6. You don’t even want me, so what do you want? Food?

7. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber still refused to give him a haircut, so he said: "Please take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

8. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered that there was no fruit.

9. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

10. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

11. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

12. If you don't even reply to my messages, then why don't you reply? What twice-cooked pork?

13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire

14. The animal that should not be messed with is Orangutan, because he beats the chest.

15. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.

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17. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

18. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

19. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

20. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like? The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (Part 2)

21. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, something's up.

22. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

23. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

24. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

25. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

26. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

27. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said No umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

28. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

29. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

30. If you want pumpkin and almond dew, you don’t want melon, you don’t want apricot, you don’t want dew, you want Nanren.

31. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.

32. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally. Do girls with Android phones smile awkwardly?

33. Even I don’t want it, so what do you think of Chanel? ?

34. I found an island today that will make you fascinated.

35. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a spoiled child: Sususususususu feeds Susu.

36. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

37. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “Rub it, rub it, rub it.”

38. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

39. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

40. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it! The most popular and super funny homophonic meme on the Internet (Part 3)

41. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master at spoiling her.

42. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

43. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.

44. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

45. One day the little bear planted a strawberry. And Mango, when he noticed that the strawberries were growing very slowly, the little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it, Berry, you can't do it, did you hear that? I can't do it without you."

46. If you don’t even take me, then what are you going to take? The sword from above?

47. When you are touched by a scene, you can use two words, touch by life.

48. Embarrassing, I wore a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but I was still recognized: What should a beautiful woman eat?

49. “I have a surprising job. "What?" "Digging lotus root."

50. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private message and Little Rabbit said, "Don't create it again. Did you hear it? Don't say goodbye..." >

51. It’s 37 degrees today and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that we’re done?

52. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understood the math problem? Is it aggrieved?

53. A boy ate his classmate, it was just right. Classmate boy.

54. We are all hamburgers. Why are you all fools? I am the baby.

55. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

56. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?

57. The doctor prescribed pills for me. I dropped them to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked carefully, I found that they were pills that made a lot of noise.

58. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

59. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."