I want to see a new cross talk article (suitable for college students and middle school students to perform), which is taken from the cross talk source blog of Hebei University. A: Thank you, thank you for giving me personal applause. You're not right. A: Clap your hands again. These are all for you. B: Thank you. A: Thank you again for your personal applause. B: Why do you always argue about this? Actually, people come to see you. Look at us. A: Give priority to you, give priority to me. How can you say that? A: Who doesn't know? Brother Liu Bin, after so long in cross talk, you can play! We all call Brother Liu the "Crosstalk Queen"! Exquisite B: no, don't be effeminate! Are you still the "cross talk queen"? A: Yes, cross talk queen B: Where is the emperor? A: Here I am. I've never heard of it. You call it taking advantage. Besides, your wife doesn't like it either. She is straight, and you are vice. B: What a mess. Just kidding. There are tens of thousands of friends upstairs and downstairs. B: Which ones? Tomb-Sweeping Day will be here soon. B: You don't even have a side A: Someone asked me, is cross talk interesting? I said this question is like this. No art form in the world can be recognized by everyone. B: Oh, it's normal that some people like it and some people don't. That's true. I hope there are more people who like to listen to cross talk. Of course, if you don't like it, it's good to do something else. For example, spend this energy on realizing the four modernizations and get more objects. A: There is nothing to talk about. Well, our ability is limited. Up to now, we read books every day. B: Study. I like reading. Oh, you like reading. A: Of course, this can't be compared with Brother Liu, because people have been like this since childhood. So? A: Stand up like this. B: it's even more wrong to stand like this. Why do I still smoke? A: No, that is to say, you started studying when you played like this. At that time, we didn't know anything. How do we compete with Liu Bin now? How can it be better than not letting the door hide once? You treat me like a silly child. When did you ever hide? A: When I was a child! When you were a child, you were not allowed to go out at home. You stand in front of your house, standing at the door. Someone outside shouted, "Oh, here's a cake." When you put your head in, the door came back. I became disabled because of a piece of cake. Turning around, his father got a fright: Yo, this is another cake! B: Oh, I don't deserve to do A: The story of two cakes. No A: People work harder than we do. Of course, I also read books at home. Reading more books is a good thing, isn't it? B: Well, A: Reading and practicing calligraphy. I love writing calligraphy, so I practice sign language. Oh, write down your name. Yes, only the word Xiao Qiang. At home, I studied enough ink, spread out the paper, picked up a pen and wrote these words. In case I go out, someone wants my autograph. I always bring my brush holder and my inkstone to sign for others. Xiao Qiangyi: Come back, come back, look at this. You still have Russian blood, right? Why is the name so long? How can you talk to me? What, me? Your name is too long. I wrote it wrong, okay? Cross it out and write it later. Read a book when you are free to cultivate your sentiment. That's true. A: I like being with experts and being a writer, a great poet, a writer and an artist. What's it called? "People who are near pigs are fat, and people who are near urine are coquettish" seems to be B: What's the mess? A: There are two sentences. B: What? Don't make this up, it's called "those who are near the ink are black, and those who are near the ink are black." A: Alas, these two sentences have been changed. Who changed it? These two sentences remain intact. Really? B: Of course. A: Look at this, people know a lot. You must have written it on the edge of the door frame, so you can see it. B: Oh, I wasn't idle when I built it. A: Look at this thing. People are amazing. I haven't heard of the man who lives near Zhu ... B: Living nearby A: Is it late to live near Zhu? Red? ! B: Red! Well, who pees nearby? No, no. Really? I always thought my second sentence was more elegant than yours. What about yours? Or exchange this for me and get one: really? Learn from them and read more books. This is what I like. Many scientists, writers and artists hang in my room. Who are they? A: When I look at these people, I am full of emotions. These people. B: Who is it? A: Marx, Engels, Zu Chongzhi, Lenin, Rabbi Xiaoxin and Harry. Porter, there is an old man with glasses. B: Is this ...? A: Uncle KFC! What are you catching here? ! A: I don't study well. B: What's there to learn? A: I have nothing to learn by memorizing English. In the future, we, uh, will be in line with international standards and meet ghosts and gods. B: You've seen ghosts. Have you ever seen a ghost? I saw a ghost. In line with international standards A: Yes, in line with international standards B: A: Many foreigners are here, aren't they? When you knock at the door, feel sorry for your uncle and grandmother. B: Foreigners are coming here. A: Let me put it this way. We must understand that we must talk to others in a foreign language. When I'm free, I'll B: What are you looking at? A: learn a foreign language b: oh, a, e, b, p, m, f, b: is this a foreign language? A: Follow the rules. This is Chinese pinyin. What do you care about me? I like this. I like reading. B: Still love reading? A: Has Four Great Classical Novels seen it? B: I've read all four classic novels. A: Class is over. I didn't love you for nothing, Queen. Really? B: What queen? Where A: Four Great Classical Novels B: No, no, Four Great Classical Novels A: Yes, near Zhu Zhechi B: Where? ! What a mess. Four classic novels! A: Four Great Classical Novels B: Alas, to A: Four Great Classical Novels, Three Kingdoms, Fantasy City, Triple Gate, Xiao Qiang Quotations B: What a mess, no, you don't know Four Great Classical Novels, Three Kingdoms A: Ah B: Water Margin A: Am I right? Dream City B: No A: No? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions, alas, have you seen it? There's this, right? B: What's the feeling of baking sesame seeds cake? What are you doing? You can't deal with literati, you know? You are always with people who speak cross talk. If you go to our literary circle, do you know? B: I'm in a hooligan's circle with a big mouth. A: Last punch, next leg. A big flowerpot hit my head and bled, and my eyes were stitched, you know? B: All right. A: Let you compare Yang Naiwu with Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, The Journey to the West and A Dream of Red Mansions. As far as Four Great Classical Novels is concerned, we should all take a look. Actually, I think it belongs to classical literature. B: Yes. Take the Three Kingdoms as an example. As we all know, South Korea, Singapore and Malaysia B: Come on, there is no such country. A: Malaysia. B: I said there is no such country among the three countries. No Malaysia? South Korea has? B: You didn't say anything at all. A: Tell me one. B: Jia: What happened in Hebei? B: What Hebei Province? A: Look, he just said no! Say it again. Wei Shuwu. A: Look, Hebei dialect. B: Where? To save money? Where did that come from? You mean savings, right? There is no Wei Shuwu. Three Kingdoms A: Ah, Wei, Shu and Wu: What a mouthful. So a: Ah, no Malaysia? B: there is no a at all. Yes, in fact, the works of the Three Kingdoms are the most familiar to our Quyi actors. Many works in cross talk are taken from the Three Kingdoms. B: There are many A's. The most famous ones are criticizing the Three Kingdoms, as well as the critical release of the Three Kingdoms, the character spectrum of the Three Kingdoms and the heroic theory of the Three Kingdoms, all of which are works of the Three Kingdoms. There are also long slopes and poems in Taiping lyrics. We all know the story of the Three Kingdoms. When Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei got married, they knocked their heads on the ground, stood up like brothers, and escorted the Tang Priest to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. B: What? This is a: Tang Priest is also very puzzled. Looking at the three of them, how can it be you three, to save the province? B: What happened when the Tang Priest attacked Hebei Province? A: Yes, illegally crossing the border! I wonder, is this a matter of saving money? B: Don't talk nonsense about this. No A: No, this is the Three Kingdoms. B: Yes, the Three Kingdoms. A: And this dream of red mansions. Everyone knows the love story between Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, which is closer to cross talk B: Really? A: Jia Baoyu, ah, Xue Baochai, Hou, Chang and Wang B: No? A: No, B: No, there aren't those in the back. Ah, there has been no one since Hou Linbao. Hou Linbao wasn't even in it. A: You bully your teacher and destroy your ancestors. You're talking nonsense. Can it be in a dream of red mansions? A: No? A dream of red mansions, the story is very touching. There is an actor named Zhang Zhongyi backstage: A: The one with that hair, who wears glasses with me and talks to Song Zhen. B: Ah, A: He just loves this dream of red mansions. B: Oh, A: My pants are all wet after reading it. Is that urine? A: No, it's a large quantity. He's a B: Never heard of him. I went over and asked him why he was crying. What are you crying about? A: Wang Xifeng died and Xue Baochai died and cried. . . . I said, what about you? What is there to cry about? You always say cross talk. Are you going to do it in the future? To tell the truth, I didn't want to do it as soon as I killed Lin Daiyu. Hello! Zhong Zhang, I like this. His daughter-in-law also likes watching a dream of red mansions. B: Really? A: I like this kind of writing, this kind of brushwork. According to the writing technique of A Dream of Red Mansions and my own experience, his daughter-in-law also wrote a book B: What's it called? A: Dreaming of a brothel B: Hey, that's not a good name. A: This is a Dream of Red Mansions, and this is Water Margin, Liangshan, Shui Bo 108. General B: Yes, A: Many heroes. B: Well, A: Many people like it. There is a person backstage who especially likes watching B: Who? Your other master, Zhang Xuedong. B: just say it's him. Well, he likes it. I need to see more water margin and learn from the heroic chivalry of Song Wu. B: Ah, learn from Song Wu? A: Well, I watch it every day and think B: What are you thinking? A: When can I save the United States back and forth? I don't think he has any good intentions. A: Be careful, he will hit you on the stage later. A: That morning, Xue Yong was walking in the school. Suddenly I saw a girl standing beside this artificial lake. She is beautiful, but her expression is serious, as if she had suffered some setbacks. She may not be able to get over it. Here comes the opportunity. Xue. B: Yes, A: He quietly leaned behind the girl and hugged her. Classmate, what's the difficulty? Look at me. I haven't met it at this age. I am still alive. B: Why do you say that? When he was talking, the girl kicked him over. B: Huh? Are you full? Didn't you watch me practice qigong? B: Well, everyone is practicing martial arts. A: Crosstalk is all made up. B: That was true just now. What you said is true. Four great classical novels, this is The Journey to the West. Everyone knows that the Monkey King Pig, Pig and Friar Sand protect the Tang Priest from the West, right? Well, it's this story. A: I think it's very human. Really? A: Although we are talking about monsters, we are actually talking about human beings. B: Oh, it's anthropomorphic. A: Look at the Tang Priest versus the pig. I feel like a father and son. B: Why? A: Do you think Pig Bajie has any advantages? Greedy, playful and lying. B: it's all problems. A: I don't like work yet. The Tang Priest dotes on him. B: Spoil A: Don't you think this is the same as parents doting on their children? B: It's really a father and son. A: There is such a small chapter, which I think is very human. How? A: Pig Bajie asked Tang Priest, Master, am I the ugliest person in the world? Is there nothing uglier than me in the world? Where's Tang Priest? A: Tang Priest's tears are coming down. I can't say, son. B: What's the matter? A: Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva. B: Oh, A: Pig has gone to Guanyin. B: Eun-A: Pig was in high spirits when he came back from playing Bodhisattva. B: Mei Lajia: Master, who is Liu Bin? B: Fuck you.