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1. Life is not easy, the little pig sighed.

2. Eat something during the day and gain weight at night.

3. Be a good person today and it depends on your mood tomorrow.

4. Wherever there is a cause, there must be an effect, and I am the most beautiful lady.

5. My shoulders have been a little itchy recently, maybe I am growing little wings.

6. Those obstacles that you cannot overcome are not because you have short legs.

7. Your family is really poor. I said I would go to your house to play, but you said there was no way.

8. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate. Fatness and thinness are determined by God. God wants me to be fat, so I have to accept fate.

9. My advantage is: the courage to admit mistakes. My shortcoming is: I will never change it

10. I don’t know what kind of circles you are all involved in, but I am involved in dark circles under my eyes.

11. Don’t go too far when posting selfies in your circle of friends. Everyone is someone you have met.

12. You can still lose weight as you grow more meat, but you can no longer eat those snacks after they have expired

13. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body cannot accommodate my great personality.

14. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

15. Now I am so good at staying up late that I suspect that I was a street lamp in my previous life.

16. Only those who have experienced strong winds and heavy rains know that holding an umbrella is of no use.

17. I can no longer play with my mobile phone. My eyesight is bad. I can’t even see the money when I open Alipay.

18. Don’t ask me to borrow money. We are all of the same age. If you don’t have money, will I have it?

19. I am in a bad mood and plan to delete a few micro-businesses to let them know that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.

20. In fact, I was quite thin when I was a child, not fat at all, but then the sentence "no leftovers allowed" ruined my life.

21. I am a cold person, and the coldness exuding from my bones caused me to suffer from rheumatoid arthritis.

22. I am not an Oreo, but I can take a dip.

23. If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

24. White shirts are easy to turn yellow, and it is difficult to wash them off with general laundry detergent. Many people have headaches because of this, so you might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

25. At night I secretly asked the magic mirror: Am I the blackest person in the world? The magic mirror made a frightened voice: Who? Who the f*ck is talking?!

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1. My shoulders have been a little itchy recently, maybe they are growing little wings.

2. Other girls want to act coquettishly, but I just want to challenge you.

3. Those obstacles that you cannot overcome are not because you have short legs.

4. Your family is really poor. I said I would go to your house to play, but you said there was no way.

5. My dad drives a Ferrari and my mom drives a Porsche. I’m just kidding.

6. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I was not sad because I still had a head, but there was nothing on my head.

7. My partner said that giving me 100,000 yuan during Chinese Valentine's Day was like saying: No money

8. The price of pork has increased. I was lucky enough to eat pork once last week.

9. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate. Fatness and thinness are determined by God. God wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate.

10. My advantage is: the courage to admit mistakes. My shortcoming is: I will never change it

11. I am going to bed. I still have half a bucket of instant noodles that I dreamed about yesterday.

12. I don’t know what kind of circles you are all in, but I am in a dark circle.

13. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

14. I am a very loyal person. It is okay to hit my friends, but not me.

15. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight and the wind is gentle. I put on my collar and go thorn.

16. Why don’t you reply to my message? Isn’t it too rude, just because I didn’t send it?

17. You can still lose weight if you grow fat, but you can’t lose those snacks after they expire. have eaten.

18. I have already closed one eye, and I am waiting for you to say good night and close the other one.

19. The reason for being fat is probably that my small body cannot accommodate my great personality.

20. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

21. Now I am so good at staying up late that I suspect that I was a street lamp in my previous life.

22. Only those who have experienced strong winds and heavy rains know that holding an umbrella is of no use.

23. The weather is quite awkward this time. It’s hot without the air conditioner. If it is turned on, I have to buy one.

24. I can no longer play with my mobile phone. My eyesight is bad. I can’t even see the money when I open Alipay.

25. I’m a little annoyed today. I don’t know how to describe it. Let me call it princess’s troubles for now.