1. It is really difficult to find similar ones, but there are quite a few that are similar.

2. Don’t make me angry! Otherwise, a tofu will knock you out! Drag him out to feed the pervert!

3. Pink lights, flirting with each other, tugging and tugging, not being able to see anyone.

4. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has not changed is a heart that does not want to study.

5. Life is really ironic. A person can actually become the person he once most disliked.

6. I hope that all the money in my wallet will fall in love with each other, and then I will have many, many children.

7. Because you have a double chin, you cannot lower your head when encountering any difficulties.

8. The homework assigned during the holidays always takes a full month to complete, but when I got to school, all I got was a painful realization from the teacher.

9. I am fat to make you look thin; lest I become thin and look ugly to you.

10. There are two ways to avoid being stepped on by others. One is to become stronger, and the other is to become shit!

11. Some people say that I am too lazy to have cramps, but in fact I am too lazy to even have cramps.

12. Live in one place for the rest of your life and sleep next to the same person for the rest of your life.

13. I think you are doing the right thing about you liking me.

14. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best way to let go is to beat him to death.

15. People say that the melons that are not sweet will be gone if they are not forced.

16. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

17. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I will not cry, but smile stronger.

18. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; a good husband will never wait for his wife to ask before buying.

19. A girl who says she is a goddess may not be really good-looking. A girl who says she is a tomboy may be a goddess.

20. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to crawl out of the dog hole!

21. We are all good students. If we don’t fall in love or elope, we will accompany you in the small speaker.

22. On a harmonious campus, the person riding the bicycle may be a PhD supervisor, while the person driving the Mercedes-Benz may be a logistician.

23. After getting to know you, I discovered that I can give so willingly.

24. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I regret it very much. I regret not hitting you.

25. If you feel that I often scold you and swear at you from time to time, then congratulations on our getting along well.

26. It’s our business to be a gangster or not, to be a naughty person or not. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.

27. People who don’t understand me, please don’t use your B thoughts to evaluate me. We are not familiar with each other, and you are not qualified.

28. I often wrote to you, but later you became friendly with the postman.

29. No matter what I do, I believe that I have a bright future.

30. Why are we quarreling? Can’t we just sit down and chop each other down calmly?

31. I also want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

32. There have been countless moments when I thought that I would not be able to see the sun tomorrow, because it would be cloudy tomorrow.

33. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

34. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

35. Weigh yourself every time. When you lose weight, say to yourself: Lose weight. When it gets heavier, say to yourself: Your breasts are big.

36. In order to figure out why I had insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia again today!

37. When I was hungry, my dad let me chew his toes.

38. Love is the tacit understanding of heart to heart and the feelings of childhood sweethearts.

39. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well regardless of whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

40. Since people have tanned, their faces look better, their teeth have become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.

41. Do you know who the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history is? Correct answer: Auntie!

42. Don’t hang yourself from one tree. Try to hang yourself from several trees several times, and then you will die completely.

43. What did the first person in the world do to the cows who knew that milk was drinkable?

44. I'm not very good at talking. If you offend me in any way, feel free to beat me up.

45. Use scoring as your goal, cheating as your talent, and cheat sheets as your support.

46. In this life, at this moment, it’s good to have you, sister. Always by your side. Love you, my sister.

47. Being handsome is useless! In the end, he wasn’t eaten by pawns!

48. You are like a fairy descending from the Nine Heavens to earth, but unfortunately you land face first.

49. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found.

50. From today on, if any of my friends has no money, just call me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

51. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happiness.

52. There is only one sentence in the world that I will believe even if it has been lied to me ten million times: The teacher is here!

53. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

54. Falling in love without the purpose of getting married is all about supporting someone else’s wife.

55. Make a man cry. Yes, you won, but you played too big.

56. What’s the joke? It’s what I’m telling you now.

57. In addition to cold fronts, there are warm fronts. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-stationary front.

58. I no longer know how to be a human being without you, how can I still have the strength to love others.

59. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

60. The weather is hot in summer. Remind the elderly: don’t press your legs when you have nothing to do. Drink more water when the weather is hot. Don’t drink alcohol to maintain your health. Eat with your mouth. When you grow old, you will have fun. The most authentic happiness.

61. The teacher said: Recently, some students always say they are stressed. Why? The students thought to themselves: It’s not because of you, teacher.

62. Don’t look at me as mindless, but I am actually unhappy.

63. This is the fate of a bad student: he will be doubted if he does well in the exam, and he will be scolded if he does not do well in the exam.

64. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smile is my fatal weakness. I love you, I love you, no matter in this life or the next life, I will love you forever.

65. My world was gray before I met you, but it was pitch black after I met you.

66. I will never forget the sweet time I spent with you.

67. Acquaintance depends on fate, knowing each other depends on intention, cherishing each other is more valuable than friendship, I am willing to accompany you through the days of knowing and cherishing each other.

68. If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

69. There are many levels of inferiority. The highest level of inferiority complex is bragging that you are a genius in everything you do.

70. The final review for top students before the exam is called checking for omissions and filling in vacancies, for those who are average, it is called Jingwei filling up the sea, for those who are close, it is called Nuwa mending the sky, and for me, it is called creating the world.

71. The unsent message that I like you still remains on my phone.

72. At school, the speed for copying homework is WiFi, and the speed for writing is 4G; at home, the speed for copying homework is 3G, and the speed for writing is disconnected from the Internet.

73. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.

74. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

75. Adults are expired children, and the elderly are expired adults.

76. You will never know how many times a person who is angry with you has put up with you?

77. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any discussion.

78. Don’t be anxious when floods come, try to avoid high places, remember to keep calm and strong while waiting for rescue, and face sudden problems, deal with them carefully and don’t be anxious.

79. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

80. Apart from being a aunt, you don’t look like a girl the rest of the time!

81. Our class wanted to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I originally wanted to say this to a girl, I will play the overlord and you will play the concubine, but I mistakenly said: I will play the tortoise and you will play the concubine.

82. Why does grandma like her grandson-in-law but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

83. My parents always suspect that I have a crush at school, as if someone can take a liking to me.

84. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.