Buzzwords of the 09 Spring Festival Gala

1 The rules on a submarine are unspoken rules

2 Those born from foreign countries are nephews

3 Little Shenyang: "This person's life is like this. As soon as his eyes are closed and opened, a day has passed. As soon as his eyes are closed and not opened, his whole life has passed."

4 Lao Bi: "This kid is right. It’s so insightful.” Zhao Benshan: “It’s so brilliant. He is just a fart.”

5 Maomao: I will never forget your great kindness to me. I will never forget it. Let you go.

6 Xiao Shenyang: Do you know what the greatest pain in life is? It’s just that the money was not spent when the person died. Zhao Benshan: There is another one that is more painful than this. It means that people are alive and the money is gone.

7 Lao Bi said to Xiao Shenyang: You are a waiter, right? You look quite polite

8 Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother? Look around.

9 Put on my vest and you will be Obama next year. Put on my robe and lie down and you will be a Tibetan Mastiff

10 I used to have a son called Gouzi, but now I have a puppy called Gouzi Son

11 In "Huangdouhuang": When I say comrade-in-arms, I want to possess you, and if you want to possess me, you are a comrade-in-arms

12 History is about changing from a monkey to a human

14 Huang Hong’s wife who fell in love at dusk said to Huang Hong: “The old man in the opening scene looks very much like you. Take a closer look at Samaranch.

15 Huang Hong: I just bought a new car. I was rear-ended by someone on the road; I didn’t make a penny from my investment in stocks and everything was ruined; I had to wash up the soap but stopped running water; I wanted to kiss someone and scrape my dentures on someone’s mouth

16 Huang Hong: You barked in the middle of the night, dog After barking all night, you woke up this morning and all the dogs were asleep.

17 Feng Gong: Put on my stand-up collar shirt, and you will look like Yi Zhongtian; put on my tunic suit, and you will immediately become Feng Xiaogang; put on my leather jacket, and you will look like sprint champion Usain Bolt; put on my Black vest, US President Obama; put on my shirt, world director Ang Lee; put on my T-shirt, CCTV host Lao Bi