Your father should hold back, why not shoot at the wall?
3. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
Farmers speak Northeast dialect, intellectuals speak Shanghai dialect, and the rich speak Guangzhou dialect.
The real meaning of iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.
6. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.
7. I think you are a kindergarten-level junior high school student with a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.
8. When smart people are at their wits' end, the method that stupid people come up with must be the most useful.
9, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
10 Please tell me what you are good at and make me happy.
1 1, shoot a limited number of flatterers on a person.
12, always driving his own car and always having a flat tire.
13, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb. Well done, it is called deep.
14, unconsciously time flies by, and life often lives in regret.
15, if you don't have a degree, at least talk about people. If it's not even a person, it's still a person!
16, ugliness is not your fault, it is your fault to scare people!
17, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
18, stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.
19, everything is not everything, everything is just everything.
20. Are you crazy? 100 still boiling water.
2 1. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.
22. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.
23. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.
24. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?
25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.
26. Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?
27. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
28. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
29. Chew your name and spit on my heart, but what if the dog eats it?
I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
3 1, my god, did you let summer and winter share a room? This kind of weather!
32. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.
33. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.
Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
35. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.
I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.
37. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.
38. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken. You want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.
39. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.
40. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".
4 1, your father is an official, your mother's business is booming, and you are charming. I will definitely marry you!
42. It's good to know what you are.
43. A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!
44, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.
45. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.
46. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
47, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.
48. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily, and grenades will explode when they see you.
49. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.
50. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.
5 1, you look really great! Like a stick.
52. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
Only 20% of men will regret it after marriage, and the remaining 80% will regret it before marriage.
54. You exude the word "cheap" from your appearance to your bone marrow cells and genes!
55. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?
56. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
57. You think you are a life with incomplete evolution, and aliens with genetic mutations are awesome!
58, life is painful, more painful than imagined; Life is happy, even happier than imagined.
59. All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.
60. You have a beautiful woman, a man who loves you, and you are still sick. Are these three things?
At 6 1, the hippo was crushed by Noah's ark and a new volcano erupted.
62. From a distance, it looks like returned overseas Chinese, and from a close look, it looks like Hong Kong and Macao compatriots. On closer inspection, it turned out to be marketing.
63. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.
65. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance.
66. Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.
67. You like to push people with your stomach, which proves that you are smart.
68. It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.
69. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?
70. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched.
7 1, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
72. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same strength as long as you skydive.
73. Where do aliens come from? From his stomach, of course.
74. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?
75. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.
76. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
77. Damn guy like you: saliva is more deadly than SARS.
78. Serve for days, but don't accept people. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.
79. The blogosphere is to gather people who spit into a circle and spit.
80. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.
8 1, I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
82. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
83. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.
As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.
85. Don't you think you have reached the world-beater and shameless state?
86. What is more troublesome than meeting a shrew is … meeting two shrews at the same time.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
88. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.
89. Bitches are always bitches. Even in an economic crisis, it can't be expensive!
90. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.
9 1, mice never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.
92. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.
93, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?
94. In reality, you tell lies with your real name, and in the Internet, you tell the truth with a pseudonym.
95. Before the discourse is told, you are the master of the discourse, and after the discourse is told, you become the slave of the discourse.
96. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.
97. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
98. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
99, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?
100, summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
10 1. If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body to avoid polluting the environment.
102, stinking garbage man, the source of the word "tucao".
103, some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited.
104, deposited raw materials with twice the concentration of oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald.
105, abandoned snowman in Everest, septic tank blocked the murderer.
106, I just eat and lose weight every day, and you still say that I have no perseverance?
107, sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.
108, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose 13.
109, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home.
1 10, the forest is so big that I can't find a hanging tree!
1 1 1. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
1 12, if you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body to avoid polluting the environment.
1 13, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.
1 14, God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.
1 15, there may be several women who don't eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.
1 16, there are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.