The dog you like does not appear, and the dog that appears does not like it. I am a single dog with a fragrance. I have brought it to everyone below. I hope you will like it!

Uncle, take your aunt away.

● Now, I feel hungry even if I don’t eat.

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● Remember not to lower your head, your double chin will show up

● Confess your love quickly, otherwise you will have to be single for another year

● The dog you like is not Appear, the dog that appears does not like it, I am a single dog with a fresh fragrance

● I am very principled, my principle is to depend on my mood

● I abstain from spicy noodles Is there anything else I can’t bear to part with

● If I can’t save all sentient beings, I will harm them all

● Divorce is a good choice, so let’s get married first

● Best friend, don’t be afraid that you won’t get married... I’ll marry you!

● Mutual liking is very popular recently, why don’t we give it a try?

Every time we face When I checked my report card, I discovered that I had Baixue disease.

⊙ Three days later, call your object to hold the flower steady. If it pokes me, I will let you know on the spot what a rose funeral is.

⊙ The wild flowers on the roadside are also awesome!

⊙ At this age, they will sing softly in your ears, like your body, and even give you bags. All that's left is the mosquitoes.

⊙ I asked you how many sorrows you have, just like everyone has a pair of long johns.

⊙ I have two dreams: First, you can always dream in life. Second, don’t wake up.

⊙ How I wish I had Tinker Bell, so that I can use any door to come to you.

⊙ The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands by the window with a smile!

⊙ I wish my mood will always be like Friday afternoon

⊙ Brother Chopsticks, do you know that your little apple has made a large number of people crazy?

Time has smoothed my edges. Even though he is fat, he still refuses to admit it

◆ There are only two types of mathematical proof questions, one is "*** this still needs proof", the other is "*** this can also be proved".

◆ If you feel lonely, just spin in circles, one, two, three... you will find that the whole world is spinning around you. ~

◆ My little hamster is sick, but it doesn’t matter. There is rat poison at home. I hope it will get better after eating it.

◆ To be honest, my skills in bed are really good. I can lie in bed for a whole day without eating, drinking or going to the toilet.

◆ The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.

◆ "As long as you don't take off your makeup, I promise you anything."

◆ In fact, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the sentence "no leftovers" ruined my life. . ~￣▽￣~

◆ Losing weight means having the consciousness to be thin even if you sacrifice your body.

◆ Mosquito, you have hands and feet, why don’t you find a job and live a proper life there.