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Nonsense, humorous sentences in life
Bullshit. Life is humorous. The sentence is as follows:

1, there are two ways to avoid being trampled by others, one is to be strong, and the other is to be auspicious.

2. Others worry about how to make money, and I worry about how to spend money. How to spend 200 yuan until next month?

Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.

5, my mother said, don't puppy love, what you are talking about now will be other people's husbands in the future. Hearing this, oh, other people's husbands get excited when they think about it.

6. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of money for me!

7. If you didn't receive an apple on Christmas Eve and a present on Christmas Day, please don't feel sad or sad. Then there are New Year's Day, Spring Festival and Valentine's Day, and I get used to it.

8. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. She was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

9. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.