2. I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.
3, crying can solve the sadness, laughing can relieve the mood.
4. If Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, why did she fall to the ground while running?
5. The quicksand of all memories, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.
6. I used a sack of money to go to school, changed a sack of books, and graduated. I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
7. If I don't marry you in the future, you can rob me of my marriage. I will wear flat shoes.
8. I am alone, like a bad old man, quite quiet.
9. The ideal life is nothing more than a nap in the morning, a nap in the middle, a nap in the afternoon and a nap at midnight.
1. Looking at the way he eats, it's hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.
11. Only when you are blinded will you know such a hypocritical person.
12. After using the cool dog for so many years, it says hello cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it carefully. Who the fuck do you think is the dog?
13. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.
14. In the past, it was awesome to have a sun in QQ level, but now I know that the more people in the sun, the older they get.
15. Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.
16. Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear.
17. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I looked at my paper and found out that I was a local tyrant.
18, the future deskmate, no matter what, please bear with my positive second-hand spirit!
19. Girls can only become girls in front of the boys they like, and at other times they must fight like men!
2. What I want is not that I love you and support you, but that I will be together and have you when I get old.
21. I have found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!
22. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.
23. I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.
24. Blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.
25. Ever since I went to Weibo, I feel guilty when I cook vermicelli when I rinse hot pot.
26. It's popular for girlfriends to rob boyfriends this year, but it's popular for brothers to rob girlfriends next year.
27. I hate that people I care about are kind to others. I just hate them for no reason.
28. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future. Now I will gain weight for a while, otherwise my life will not be complete.
29, birth, old age, illness and death must be: live well, get old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.
3. This character cannot be described, and the system is powerless.
31. It's not only talent that is brilliant, but also waist fat.
32. The saddest love is not as far apart as two parallel lines, but as two intersecting lines, which gradually drift apart after knowing each other.
33. You have a million dollars, and I shed diamond tears for you.
34. The furthest distance in the world is that two people are in the same bed, one watching you from the stars and the other watching the country love.
35. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
36. Where is the spring? Where is the spring? It is in the dream of a Chinese girl.
37. If you wake up in the middle of the night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.
38. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.
39. Sometimes, life is like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash, and there is no discussion.
4. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.
41. If I don't reply to your message, I will write your name on the tablet.
42. When I was looking at the time, I took out my mobile phone, turned off the screen, and qq and WeChat were ignored. Then I put my mobile phone in my pocket and suddenly remembered that I didn't look at the time.
43. Some people test by strength, while others test by eyesight.
44. Parents scold you three times a day: don't get up in the morning, surf the Internet when you get up, and don't sleep at night.
45. No matter what you say about me, I will accept it all, but I won't change or bow my head for you.
46. Stop saying that you love me. Your love will make me very painful and tired.
47. How many times have I missed so much because I didn't understand my own needs?
48, ah! White snake; Ah! The Monkey King; Ah! Sister Rong; Summer vacation is coming!
49, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.
5. The summer vacation is not over yet, and I'm already looking forward to the winter vacation.
51. Motherly-in-law, after all: men are feminine and women are paternalized.
52. My parents won't let me be an irresponsible person, so I chose two.
53. Going to school is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you have to stay together.
54. Old man, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It's broken every now and then.
55. I feel uncomfortable when I don't do my homework, but I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.
56. I'm sorry, I'm not weak enough to ask for your pity.
57. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.
58. It's not that I don't love you, but that you don't let me love you.
59. The heart is like rain, giving vent to the unpleasantness of this world.
6. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful, and the other is ugly. If you are caught in the middle, it is ugly.
61. As soon as my eyes were closed and opened, the day passed. As soon as my eyes were closed, I never opened them again, and my whole life passed.
62. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.
63. God, I am definitely not your granddaughter. You don't love me, and I will never call you Grandpa again!
64. I was born a cucumber, so I don't want to shoot it!
65. When I really understood the meaning of the word "Good Years", you were gone.
66. Teacher, after putting on the cassock of an old woman, you will be an old woman.
67. Lose weight for ten years and gain weight for three minutes. Ten years of love, three minutes of breakup. Study for ten years, forget for three minutes. Charge for ten years, and use it for three minutes.
68. I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
69. I'm not super Mary, and I can't do everything.
7. If you have anything unhappy, speak it out and make everyone happy.
71. It never occurred to me that your sorry made me cry.
72. After the summer vacation, not only did I not lose weight as a flash of lightning, but I turned black into a dark cloud.
73. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find it again. Mom, there's only one.
74, I don't want those hot and cold, I just want simple you to love me.
75. I won't be like before now. Those who cheated me will not be forgiven again.
76. No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, it's none of others' business Some things, it's not that I don't care, but what if I care.
77. Who said that you must watch the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival? I'm going to bask in the sun.
78. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless capital.
79. A threesome must have my wife, and choose the one who is beautiful.
8. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.
81. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test score.
82. I always feel that others are full after a few bites, but I can eat a few more when I am full!
83. Maybe we will love many people, but only one person will make you smile the brightest and cry the saddest.
84. On a date more than ten years ago, I danced and beamed with a small schoolbag on my back, and walked into school with a fart. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return.
85. Dry wood meets fire, which is called Ming Sao, and wet wood meets fire, which is man show.
86. Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what naivety is.
87. Logger Vick, I taught you to cut down trees, and you taught me how to be strong.
88. When the third grade leaves, the second grade goes to hell, the first grade goes to prison, and the sixth grade looks forward to junior high school life like a fool.
89. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. It is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but a bird man.
9. My, uh, he, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?
91. The most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!
92. There are more and more nodding acquaintances, and cervical spondylosis is almost cured without medicine.
93. Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.
94. There is probably only one thing in the world to eat, and I will never be bored, bored, forgotten, and miss you for the rest of my life.
95. Boss, I buy vinegar, not soy sauce. The one who makes soy sauce is the one in the back.
96. Whenever, please love and live with your childhood beliefs!
97. In fact, if you hug me during an argument, you will find that I never leave your strength again.
98. Don't say sorry to me, because we are all right.
99. No, please leave by wheel.
1. You have a heart to lose weight, but you have a mouth to eat.
11. I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.
12. The world is a big doll machine. I just want you through the glass window.
13. Don't accuse me of typos in the future. This is anti-counterfeiting technology.
14. Growing constantly, losing constantly, and finally leaving only a cold heart to freeze all the feelings.
15, deskmate, please leave me, you know too much!
16. Tell the downstairs to eat Xuanmai! I'm ready.
17. I'm Jesus' son, Coconut!
18. You may not accept your fate in front of me, but you have to give up.
19. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem can't be saved. I think I can save it!
11. When I suddenly look back, the head teacher has stood silently at the window door. Funny and humorous sentences
Funny and humorous sentences
1) I'm going to meet the parents of the other party tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his children first.
2) Newton died, leaving behind a bunch of formulas, and Qu Yuan died, leaving behind a three-day holiday. It is still China people who feel sorry for our China people!
3) I wanted to turn over the salted fish by this final exam, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.
4) If you are reading this sentence, it means that you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?
5) I hope that when my grades come out, I will feel guilty that I don't deserve such a high score.
6) When I was a child, I thought that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars would be gone in one afternoon. Now I think Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for one afternoon.
7) When my grades were poor, my teachers and classmates laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be admitted to the university, and I would have to move bricks in the future. Not convinced, I secretly made up my mind to get up early and be greedy for the dark, study hard, and make rapid progress in my grades. Finally, I was admitted to the university. I studied civil engineering and went to move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them that moving bricks is destiny takes a hand's, and it has nothing to do with getting into college or not!
8) Wife: Honey, what should I do if someone calls me a beauty in the street? Husband: Then you have to help him cross the street quickly. Wife: Husband, why is this? Husband: Because he is blind.
9) Swear to chop his hand when he goes to Taobao to buy things again. Now I am looking at artificial limbs on Taobao.
1) As long as there is a classroom in my heart, going anywhere is not skipping classes. Teachers will never understand.
Humorous sentences suitable for speaking
1) What's it like to fall in love at first sight? Have you ever seen RMB?
2) I can't understand those boys who discriminate against homosexuality. You are stupid. For every gay couple, there are two more girls.
3) How to euphemistically describe others' ugliness?
4) Every time I see those thin people in the street, I want to share some meat with her. What a pity.
5) As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can be the first. Why kill each other?
6) If the director lets Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.
7) People who know your past are terrible, but people who have photos of your past are even more terrible!
8) People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me a catty of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me a catty of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.
9) I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look particularly old.
1) lucky money is something that adults give to adults. Show it to us on the way.
11) When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love with each other. Now I think about it, I think those classmates are really amazing, and they have already met someone at a young age.
12) I think it's really pathetic to be my wallet. I haven't seen much money in my life.
13) The difference between new heels and old shoes is that if the new shoes are stepped on, you will say that you stepped on my shoes, but the old shoes are different. You stepped on my feet!
14) As a student, I hope that the more difficult the topic is, the better. I can't write it anyway. It's enough to be a student.
15) No matter how decent a man is, he should put down his face in my place. No matter how chaste women are, I want them to take off their clothes. Don't ask me why, I run a bathhouse.
16) If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to play dumb. Anyway, if you are idle, just tease him!
17) I heard the clerk say hello when I went shopping this morning. What can I do for you? I really want to say yes. Come and pay for me.
18) female: both of us.