2. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person was in the marriage registration office.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
The more time we save, the more time we waste.
Smart people speak by experience, but smarter people don't speak by experience.
6. A dream is not a dream if it is too easy to realize, but without a dream, the reality is dark.
7. Sometimes it is called scheming, and sometimes it is called scheming.
8. Lose because you are always comparing with others.
9. Get out of the mud without dyeing, and then plunge back into the mud without dyeing.
10. TV, a square box that laughs at lonely people.
1 1. Even if happiness only shows a thread, she has the ability to pull it out and knit it into a sweater.
12. It is foolish to treat beauty as capital, but it is wise to treat beauty as energy.
13. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes it.
14. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
15. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.
16. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
17. Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, you'd better lose weight.
18. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
19. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
20. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a dress that suits me.
2 1. I was going to lose weight as a lightning bolt this year and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your view.
22. When traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bicycle.
23. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
24. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation, not out of curiosity.
25. How much cosmetics can you save by losing a small face?
26. It's easy to squeeze the bus and subway.
27. You know, it's a shame to tell the salesgirl if there are any extra-large clothes. But the clothes here are too fat, but you can safely say.
28. Even the King of Tonga ordered the nation to lose weight.
29. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.
30. Old Moon! Can you not marry me with the inferior red rope from the cottage? From time to time.
3 1. He Wenxuan once said to Li Qingyuan: You are not gay because you haven't met a man who makes you move.
Bah! My ears tingle. Is that what you want to tell me?
I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
34. The only two things I can do in my study career are watching the results of academic shows and watching couples show their love.
35. My goldfish drowned this morning.
36. The so-called net worm wants to click with the mouse even when he sees the underline in the magazine.
37. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be Ling Huchong, and to be a man should be Qiao Feng, and to go back and forth to Wei Xiaobao.
38. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.
39. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
4 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
42. Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.
43. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?
44. If you are the one, if a female guest turns off another man's light, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!
45. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
46. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.
47. Everyone says my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she wears makeup.
48. Hunger, if done well, is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.
49. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when you break it.
50. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.
5 1. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.
52. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
53. The congestion in Beijing has brought trouble to the capital. ...
54. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
Our country is rich in population and resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?
56. I really want to be an animal when I am impulsive, even if it is just a hardworking animal. Listen to your master's orders and don't feel helpless. Or simply take grafting and have a thorough sex-change operation. Run to the crowd to make up for mistakes and let compatriots have another way out.
57. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?
58. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.
59. Many people searched for her and set foot on the road. Suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless uncles and aunts. Occasionally, beautiful women patronize, or married women, and most of the rest are basically ugly.
60. An old lady has been squatting in a jar for a long time. Give her more time to breathe fresh air.
6 1. Sing to me when you are happy and let you go.
62. You are still laughing at me when I urinate frequently.
63. Some things, some people, some scenery, once looked at each other, even for a moment, are eternal.
64. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
65. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
66. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
67. Don't bet on what you want, bet on what I have. ...
68. Get up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than cats, and earn less than bald men's hair.
Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in an old room.
70. It suddenly occurred to me that since I got glasses, I dare not go out.
7 1. I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.
Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.
73. Don't bother me, don't bother me again, I'll be out of the pit soon.
74. Don't look back, I only love your back.
75. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.
76. Q: Is my avatar Niu B? A: Yes!
77. Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you
78. How can you be so cheeky? How to excavate pigskin?
79. It is a sin for a beautiful woman to live in front of her.
80. Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?
8 1. The wicked are never funny. The wicked should seize the time to do evil.
82. The wicked said: Call me a wicked man and I will kill you!
83. No matter how old people are, they are young before money.
84. You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
85. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.
86. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.
87. Hard life needs no explanation.
88. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.
You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
90. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.
9 1. Amitabha, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...
92. My mother gave birth to me. Do the math yourself and see who I am.
93. Boring and uneasy singing to the computer, the computer suddenly crashed after singing.
94. If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be just like QQ.
95. Patriarch, I am a poor monk, and I can't heal you through clothes. I was offended.
You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son.
97. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.
98. I want to say that I am struggling. The end of the world is my birthday.
99. Take out your mobile phone to search for answers when studying in the evening. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I ... turned it on.
100. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has turned me into a bitch!