Don't use "honey trap" on me, or I will accompany you.
Don't say anything if you can carry it yourself. Your affectation is not beautiful.
The happiest thing in the world is that after some efforts, everything is gradually becoming what you want.
5. Your selfie can only be regarded as an expression pack, which is too tragic.
6. I hope I can put on my pride in the future and stop making trouble.
7. If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue!
8. I have been to your city, and the wind you blew was not a hug.
9. Your happiness is well known, and my mess has nowhere to hide.
10, do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.
1 1, strangers can become acquaintances, but acquaintances become strangers, which will be more honorable than strangers.
12, some questions have no answer, which is the final answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.
13, the so-called reliable person means that everything has an explanation, everything has a landing, and everything has an echo.
14, you are the photo I deleted by mistake, the missed flight, the lost diary and the everlasting regret.
15, enough is enough to give up, at least not too embarrassed to lose.
16, my object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.
17, our so-called road is actually just hesitation.
18, I joked that you don't love me anymore. But you said seriously that you didn't care.
19, if Zeng Suxin gives gifts to each other, please don't turn your face.
20. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
2 1. Time tells us that what we have said can count, and those who have loved can start over.
22, people are not as good as ghosts without money, soup is not as good as water without salt, and people are in the rivers and lakes, you will find that good intentions are not rewarded.
23. I want to draw a circle, shut myself in and keep everything out.
24. Being a koala in the next life, sleeping for 20 hours, eating for 2 hours and being in a daze for 2 hours every day is the most perfect life!
25, how many things in the world, much ado about nothing.
26. Actually, I haven't changed. I just learned the way you treat me together and treat you!
27. You don't have to stab someone, but there must be a thorn.
28, time will tell you what is aging, memories will tell you what is childish.
I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!
30. It hurts both in you and in my heart.
3 1. No matter how good you are, you will not be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.
32. Life is really wonderful, wonderful! Because, you never know what will happen next second.
33. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.
34. Finally, Zhuang Zhou had a dream disc. You are a gift and a robbery. Finally, Li Bai was drunk, and you were lonely and worried.
35. I am not afraid of giving, but I am afraid that you have never given me this opportunity.
36. People really don't have to force themselves to be different from themselves. It is good to be strong, but there is nothing wrong with being weak and soft.
37. After all, you have your persistence and I have my freedom.
38. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.
39. gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and his booty friend is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency.
40. People living in some areas are too poor. It rains there almost every day!
4 1, bending over for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.
42. Hey, you don't have to pick me up. I can kill a few small rubbish that adults need to pick up with one punch.
43. I am most afraid that you will be mediocre all your life, but also comfort yourself that you are ordinary and valuable!
44. Be an invincible woman and be as strong as a cactus.
45. Life is: eat it, sleep it, scold it, laugh it off, walk away, die and bury it.
46. Take time out of your memories, those broken pictures.
47. Later, I finally realized in tears that some people will never come back once they get dark.
48. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
49. I like morning best It seems that everything can start over. At noon, I began to feel sad. Night is the hardest, every day.
50. Please don't judge others easily without knowing others.
5 1. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it.
It is my right to love you, but it is not your obligation to love me.
53, not afraid of radiation, not afraid of tired eyes, not afraid of waking up in the middle of the night, afraid of missing any news from you.
54. Confess if you like it. Maybe people are waiting to refuse you.
55. I'm looking forward to someone of equal strength scolding me.
56. It is tiring to rely on the happiness given by others. From now on, you should give yourself happiness.
57. I don't like swearing, because I have strong hands-on ability.
58. Time is a nasty old devil. She lost weight in autumn and winter and gained weight only on me.
59. If heaven is too crowded, we will go to hell together.
I told you not to sing in the classroom all the time. If I didn't know, I thought our class was in trouble.
6 1, give me a fulcrum, I can sleep until after school.
62. Throw away what you can't keep.
63. There is a person hidden in the softest place in everyone's heart, the person who once felt deeply, but didn't get it after all.
64. The time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.
65. Don't come to me when you are sad in the future. You're not crying for me anyway.
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1, ouch, you are so busy to go to the toilet by yourself!
2. hey! Helpless, the sheets are going to turn over again!
3, I am a family that is difficult to get up!
I thought I was an ambitious young man, but now I find that I am just a naive young man!
When San Xiao became positive, she lost the charm of San Xiao.
6, fart brother, is to give you an exit!
7. Not meeting talent is like being pregnant and infertile, fucking pregnant!
8, live well, don't believe it!
9. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it is built, it is a thread, careful and long, and it only needs a gentle pull when it is demolished!
10, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, my mother said this was ok, I said; This is really not.
1 1, you are not far from your early days! Two more days in the shell!
12, if you get married, marry someone else first, then you marry me and take his savings to lead his sister to drive that BMW.
13, the heating is too hot, turn on the air conditioner to cool down!
14, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.
15, the price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.
16, start eating green arrows. As soon as I saw it was American, I thought I wanted to be patriotic, so I began to eat Yida. Later I saw that these two goods were made by the same company.
17, = I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly but to stew soup.
18, I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
19, Tian Tian [I'm not a big star, I'm a little princess. ]
20, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.
2 1, especially hard, only achieved the top four after thinking about it.
22. [If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you are so big]
23, quarreling when I was a child is really simple: you are a pig and you are a pig rebound! The rebound is invalid! ?
24. Don't do what you don't want to do.
Why do you love him? The important thing is that he doesn't love you.
26. Someone asked: Why do you want to fall in love when you know you will break up? I said, why are you still alive when you fucking know you're going to die?
27. Get up in the morning with messy hair.
28. Is unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? Nothing is more stupid than unrequited love.
29, why call dad than mom, why not call mom than?
30. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself that it doesn't matter if many people take part.
3 1, doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me:
32. The world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not understanding.
33. In the past, everything was fine with a good ending. Now, Jack has Jill.
34. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!
Uncle policeman, I lost my bag. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then you can pay me back.
36. In the past, it was awesome to have a sun at QQ level. Now I know that the more people bask in the sun, the older they get.
37. Think before the exam and find yourself hiding your strength during the exam.
38. What comes after the verb \ \ \? Hit a verb hit a verb hit a verb hit an endless horizon is my love.
39. What am I to you? You are my Youlemei. Oh, it's milk tea, so that I can hold you in my palm.
40, even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
4 1, I noticed that you kept,,,,, stop. Don't say fat or not! swell
42. I started eating green arrows. As soon as I saw it was American, I thought I wanted to be patriotic, so I began to eat Yida. Later I saw that these two goods were made by the same company.
43. Q: What were you thinking when you were insomnia? God replied: I want to sleep.
44. [God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant]
45. I have thought about the word "special efforts", but I have only achieved the first four,,,
46. Get drunk on the wine table without sleeping in class ~
47. There has always been a question in my heart. It's been several years, a whole year. What does Big Big Wolf live on?
48. Love is when my father and mother go shopping together. My father spent 150 yuan to buy a dress, and my father spent 1500 yuan to buy a dress for my mother!
49. I intend to love you for a long time without giving up.
50. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. You want me to wash it for you, you said, you can't lose the face of the skirt! ! !
-@ God bless our class,
5 1, reasons for breaking up; Gender incompatibility
52. Can you cook? Yes What a coincidence! I can eat!
53. I know what happened later and I will forget it later.
According to statistics, the average age of the first kiss in the world is, and the average age of the first xxoo is,. Sorry, I'm holding the world back.
55. The song "Trouble Maker" really came true after the exam: There is no tomorrow.
56. The biggest mistake of the school is to let a group of menopausal people take care of us adolescent people @
57. How can you be friends if you like someone?
58. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?
59. Back in the dormitory, my roommate looked at his watch while eating instant noodles in a hurry. I asked him why he ate in such a hurry. He said, shit, I almost passed.
I hope I can catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.
62. Just after Jie Ge finished singing, someone shouted ~ Nana from the audience.
63. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.
64, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.
65. If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.
I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't study well when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.
67. I have black cats, you have white cats, and then let them have pandas. What did you say?/Sorry?
68. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!
69. I'm about to have the worst grades with the principals. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it. . .
70. Actually, I think the name of the summer homework is the same as that written on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.
7 1. If there were no teachers, I think I would fall in love with school.
72. Some classes are like Fu Nan Battery. One class is longer than six classes.
73. I am a mental derangement, and I have been lurking in the normal world for many years.
74. When I go to bed at noon, I set an automatic reply when something happens. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.
75. Why do you like to escape from the temple so much? Because I like people chasing me, and you are chased by animals.
You can measure your face with a iron ruler of 10 meters. Not long enough!
77. It is said that the teacher will hold a parent-teacher meeting to announce the results and award prizes.
78. I weigh myself now and want to pluck my eyebrows.
79. A woman's mood: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on shopping.
80. Do you want to eat strawberries? Yes! Wash it yourself. Where are the people who stopped eating?
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1: In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.
The greatness of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.
3. The heart doesn't follow the love, and it is agreed to spend the night.
4. Women in the new era have been to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just can't get out of the kitchen.
5: Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you 18 generation ancestors.
6. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.
7: Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.
8: People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.
9: Give me a pillow, and I can sleep for a century.
10: I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.
1 1: I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't take you seriously.
12: You look like a nine-day fairy, but your face landed first.
13: If you are the one, the female guest turned off another man's light, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.
14: Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!
15: In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth.
16: Who was I before I was born and who was I after I was born?
17: drag on, and I'll kick you to the south pole and waltz with penguins.
18: If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.
19: When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
20: Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
2 1: I can't reach it. Try stepping on my right foot with my left foot.
It's none of my business whether it's a national event or a family event! Wind and rain, reading, I am silent!
23: If I give you some sunshine, it will be brilliant. If I give you some charcoal, it will be a bomb.
In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.
25: Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.
26: I was just thinking about the future, but reality slapped me!
27: Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thoughtful shit!
28: I like Teresa Teng's death, I like Barbara Yung's suicide, I like Danny Chan's death; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung jumping off a building, and I like you, too. It's up to you
I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.
30: Life is easy. Inspirational signature is easy to live. Life is not easy.
3 1: Older women: I just made a difficult decision. Forev
No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.
I passed you but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.
34: The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.
It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.
37: The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.
38: Laozi said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.
39: When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.
40: Are you a frog at the bottom of the well, or did you not even run to the bottom of the well?
4 1: Happiness is good. Don't bask in it, because it will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.
42: Women who are not good to me curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.
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1, asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.
Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.
4, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
5, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!
6. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.
7. exams are like porridge, they will burn.
Although I can't promise to love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I promise to love you until I rot.
9. This world: Don't die, just wait for death!
10, many people think they are thinking when sorting out their prejudices.
1 1, look at the black cat sheriff's child, you can't afford to get hurt.
12, this kind of thing, don't rush to the waist, rush to the chest.
13, get on the thief boat and follow the thief.
14, I am not a good person, I don't accept your good cards!
15, if you are a wolf, sharpen your teeth, if you are a sheep, sharpen your legs.
16, MLM is the grass beside the nest that rabbits eat specially.
17, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but in fact it was all made up.
18, the women's university changed eighteen times, and the more it changed, the more casual it became.
19, went his own way and broke up with Ai Bing.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
2 1, look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.
22. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?
23. Next, I'll show you a unique stunt handed down from my family. A big stone smashed your chest.
24. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.
25. One misstep makes a romantic figure through the ages.
I feel sorry for your uncle.
27. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.
28, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light, right
29. Good people are set off by bad people.
30. My brother looked down, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.
3 1, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be innocent for?
32. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.
34. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.
36. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.
37. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.
I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.
39. After having a heart and a face.