I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.
If you say that people don't make mistakes, then your youth really didn't come for nothing.
4. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.
Don't scare my parents with my grades. Am I like this? The family can't know.
6. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
7. I left my hometown that year, and people in the village never drank a well water again.
8, wife, wife, I love you, just as mice love rice, and you love rice differently. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.
9. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?
10 I love you is the oldest love story, but it can make people feel warm.
1 1, there are many beautiful things in the world, but few really belong to themselves.
12, jeans with holes are very fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?
13, casual meeting, casual separation, life is always like this, very helpless.
14. If there is a funeral for homework, all students will be dressed up.
15, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.
16, one day, 0 and 8 met in the street, 0 looked at 8 disdainfully and said: You are fat when you are fat, why wear a belt!
17, I lost my puppy, but I can't find it with sogou. I was so worried.
18, someone's purpose: one cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.
19. Although the school is poor, it has never been stingy in printing papers, which deeply touched me.
20. I just want you to accompany me and smile at me. I just want you to kiss me, Doby. I just won't give up.
2 1, there is a slag in a pile of schoolmasters, which feels like a bottle of Liushen mixed in a pile of famous brand perfume.
22. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own! Me! Don't! Do not like it!
23. In fact, I put on weight so hard just to occupy more space in your heart.
24. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.
25. I thought that if I was invisible, others would not find me. It's no use. A cool woman like me is as dazzling as a firefly in the dark, no matter where she is.
26, life is not perfect, rich and poor, just happy.
I miss you when I can't see you! When I saw you, I was so mean!
28. Looking forward to the day when I enter the marriage hall, it is the boy I love deeply.
29. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?
30. At first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.
3 1. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.
32. I tried to be an interesting person, but something went wrong and turned into a funny comparison.
33. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit; When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.
34. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
35. Do you know why you are always sleepy at school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!
36. As long as cats don't eat fish, I can promise not to drink it; If mice are not afraid of cats, I won't copy the exam; If the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!
37, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.
Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.
39. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and too thin.
40. A wool felt can warm an orphan's lonely long night, and it can also cover up a pair of dog men and women's smelly and sweaty adultery.
4 1. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
42. I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?
43, climbing over the eaves, thousands of feet, which otaku doesn't waste paper. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking people? Who are you going to sleep with tonight?
44, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
45. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.
46. When you wake up every morning and face your rich and spoiled eyes, you forget last night's nightmare.
47. At the beginning, Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.
48. Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.
49. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life, but you have no life. What can you play?
50. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.
5 1, one person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
52. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?
53. Women don't spend money on their period, but men don't like it.
Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent ugly people.
55. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!
56. Brother, do you have the nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.
57. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.
58. People who are too simple will never be able to do those math problems with their heart and won't win math!
59. I think there has always been a lovely primary school bully in my body. I have to brush the questions and feed it, but recently I found it was starving.
60. I am a chessboard and you are a chess piece. Together, we are a chess game that can never be played.
6 1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think, what did they do in their last life? This is really a world of ice and fire.
I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my homework again.
63. Time is a butcher knife. This is for beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.
64. I attended a weight-loss class, and the coach told me to wear loose clothes. If I have loose clothes, why should I join a weight-loss class?
65. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!
66. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.
67. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
68. Behind a successful man is always a woman, and behind a rich woman is always a group of men.
69. Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.
70. It hurts a little. It doesn't hurt when you get used to it. Even if it breaks your heart, you will get used to it.
7 1, I have nothing to say! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!
72. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you must know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future.
Fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.
74. I will do what a good-looking girl can do by threatening.
75. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Never underestimate yourself at any time.
76. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.
77. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp a few feet every day when I have time.
78. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
79. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!
You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.
8 1, I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany me for a long time.
82. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I reached out and saw you stumble. You really came after me.
83. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.