2. The secretary works when something happens, and works when nothing happens.

3, this society, as long as there is a relationship, it doesn't matter.

4, teacher, dare to rob the master with being original!

5. For your comfort, take off the pants you often pull.

6, don't talk nonsense, distance is the best contraceptive.

7. If there is no power failure, don't be a bitch.

8. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

9. Accompany chatting and provide on-site service at night. (epitaph)

10, kick your face with my 37 feet.

1 1. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

12, the four major sorrows of life: a long drought meets sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

13, good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

15, ask your wife if you are unclear about internal affairs, and ask google if you are unclear about diplomacy!

16, people who use their brains are smarter than fools, and people who use computers are smarter than fools.

17, the dead Qin will be Chu; Dead letters need e-mail.

18, I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

19, even believe the advertisement, you are stupid to read it!

20. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

2 1, urinating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated.

22. The customer is not God, but a fool.