Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk.

Don't worry, I'm a man.

I was caught in the rain, which made me understand that I forgot to bring my umbrella again.

Xiaosan's shy surface can never hide her inner waves.

Peach blossoms set each other off red, you are red and I am not red.

QQ Personality Signature: Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

It is cruel to look at an ugly person unless you want to punish him.

Once I turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

The photo is not a photo, it's a door.

If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.

Not being a bad guy is a waste of your sneaky eyes.

If you look like that, don't be coquettish, it's easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.

Reason is like a big liar, and sensibility is like a psychopath.

The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.

In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

It's impossible to be emotional, so I know.

Brain damage is not terrible, what is terrible is brain damage and determination!

You ask me how much I love you, and I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

Please look at me. I'm good at being approachable.

If you want to invite me to dinner, please write down the number and wait in line over there.

Although I don't know what the textbook is talking about, I feel so powerful.

I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

Girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

If nothing happens, we won't contact again.

Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

Who says iphone is good? It doesn't even have a radio function!

Grass! After taking the exam for 2 hours, I finally forgot to write my name.

Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?

Fish live in the tears of water, but die in the arms of the chopping board.

Dude's psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

You walk in the Jianghu, so the Jianghu is polluted by you.

You see how lovely Castle Peak is. It is estimated that Castle Peak will collapse!

It is an old problem that people arrive late and leave early when the moon is full.

Alas, how to live, how to step by step?

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250.

Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

I am a child who shows off in an ostentatious manner. If I give some sunshine, I will be brilliant. If my scar heals, I will forget the pain.

Let me be willful once, no matter how it ends, you are my bargaining chip.

It is better to live for those who love you than to die for those who don't love you.

If you love someone, be prepared to elope with him at any time.

Reading magazines in class, the feeling of being afraid of being hooked on the neck can only be understood by those who have experienced it.

You have to blame yourself. You can like others, but you can't let others like you.

Whether flirting with girls at school likes to catch braids.

Playing mobile phone with my deskmate in class, my deskmate suddenly said there was a murderous look behind me. I quickly looked up, and sure enough, the teacher was not on the podium.

If the money is not enough, sell the monitor.

Pretend you don't want it, because you can't get it.

Still in love, but there is no persistence without being together.

You said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

When you are lonely, you can only climb the wall and wait for the red almond to come out of the wall.

I want to change my name and look and love you again. .

Not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it.

It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

Sleep when you are tired of playing, and continue to play in your dreams.

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

You look like a joke and live like a loser.

No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.

The most contradictory question in history, what are you?

Onions have no heart, but they can make people cry.

The day we invited our parents.

Children in school uniforms are the only masters.

Bear calm for a while, take a step back and be careful.

Life is like a chicken feather, and your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feather.

It is difficult to deceive yourself, but it is much easier to get used to it.

Playing with a broadsword in the field will scare the mowers.

God didn't take special care of me, and he didn't abandon me. He just played with me.

Brother, is the fan in your head broken?

There are girls who don't bubble, which is a great rebellion; If you meet a girl, you will pick it up and do good for heaven.

Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of a donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

Don't underestimate me! Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

If you can't, pretend to be forced. If you can, pack to force!

A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

Love is the sum of all the permutations and combinations of men and women.

Well, your ugliness can set off the beauty of the world.

Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.

Don't pretend to be superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.

You are not ugly, but you think you are too beautiful! Relax!

When I was a child, I had no money at home. I always used a rope to fly kites and tied a plastic bag at the back.

It's normal to fail geography. Don't you remember the way home?

If anyone offends me, I will tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from the straw boat.

The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

Why do people want to throw up when they see me? Is it because I'm too beautiful?

Lazy sheep said that my biggest dream is to break the sleep record.

Is this ok?