2. Don't think you look a little human, just be a gibbon.

All right, give me an affordable grave.

4, thick-skinned people often say that I am good to you.

If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

6. Life is not long, but it is wonderful.

7. After a long time, someone accidentally touched me, and I was still crying.

8. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

10, the real warrior dares to face the numbers on the weighing scale!

1 1. There is no free lunch, so I only eat breakfast and dinner.

12, the teacher said, learning is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat.

There are so many poor people in the world, why should I be included?

14, the ancients said: men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees.

15, Traffic Bureau warmly reminds you: The weather is cold, be careful of traffic accidents.

16, Yan receives so many people every day, why not take you away?

17, yo, it's sunny tonight.

18, "Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met!" "Husband, I like you who have never seen the world."

19, only to find out now that streaking was bold when I was a child.

20. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

2 1, remember to wear perfume when you go out, and don't spit when you talk.

22. I want to write our names on every RMB I touch.

23. I think I look good everywhere. Why not?

24. Without the moon, you can only count the stars.

25. When the emperor calls himself a "widow", he should call the empress dowager a "widow"!

26. Once upon a time, you were a flower of the motherland and thrived. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.