1. Get out of here, keep going.

2. Format yourself just to delete you.

3. I have always had the courage to admit my mistakes and never correct them.

4. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

5. The sky is vast and the fields are vast. You eat grass and I eat candy.

6. The love rival fell into the water, so we can only pee.

7. When you receive the test paper, buy a lighter.

8. There are no stars in your eyes, they are all eye droppings.

9. You should feel free to gain weight. Losing weight is someone else’s business.

10. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly baked it!

11. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

12. When my hair grows to my waist, it will stink to death if I don’t wash it.

13. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, do you have any recommendations for good boyfriends?

14. You have the nerve to lie, how dare I not believe it?

15. If you want the so-called good: please let go of the so-called face.

16. I have a desire to get up early, but my bed doesn’t agree.

17. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

18. I wanted to live in my husband’s heart, but I didn’t expect to have many neighbors.

19. Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one session is longer than six sessions.

20. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

21. Wear perfume when you have money, and apply toilet water when you have no money.

22. Although I cannot save all sentient beings, I can harm them.

23. The weather is so cold that even a fart can be used to dry your hands.

24. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.

25. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash up and sleep.

26. Don’t always be hot and cold to me, otherwise I’m afraid of catching a cold.

27. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

28. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

29. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.

30. The requirements for finding a boyfriend are not high, and those who have talked to girls are not required.

31. You still have to have dreams, otherwise you will have nothing to talk to when you drink too much.

32. You are not my contact lenses, why should I put you in my eyes.

33. Stop asking me what is the standard for being handsome, okay? You’ll know just by looking at me!

34. If you can appreciate my weirdness, you will be as cute as me.

35. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

36. A quick look at you will tell you that you are not very good, but a closer look at you is worse than a quick look at you.

37. Men always see the goodness of other people’s wives, but they cannot see the goodness of their own women.

38. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly again this month, I spent all the money in advance.

39. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

40. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that what I said was so valuable.

41. Summer vacation, look how much my dad likes you. He is counting down the days for you every day.

42. If you chase a star and you can’t get him, why not chase me? I’ll get it in a few clicks.

43. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

44. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don’t know that rural roads are slippery and people’s hearts are more complicated.

45. If I can’t get rich overnight, I can accept it in two nights, or even half a month.

46. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.

47. I connected all the memories into a movie, and a tragedy was produced.

48. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

49. Today’s advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister if she drinks some Yili.

50. Youth passes quickly. Music, movies, and lovers are not preservatives.

51. In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing about love is feeling. I have no feeling about being ugly.

52. No matter how tiring or difficult it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-fifty person; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

53. You always stop and go on the road of love. Are you in a bad situation?

54. After the sports meeting, some people won rankings, while some people became emoticons.

55. There is no one named Xiao Ming in the high school textbooks anymore, so I know that fool will not pass the exam.

56. Actually, I look handsome from an angle, but you didn’t find it.

57. When I don’t want to care about you, it’s useless for you to coax me. At this time, you have to send me a red envelope.

58. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum it up: go shopping, go eat, go eat.

59. Just study, why do you need to take exams? Why is there no trust between people at all?

60. Yue Lao! Could you please stop using the fake red string to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

61. God, can you store the rain that is going to fall in the past few days and pay it back to me during military training?

62. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy.

63. Let’s break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the class next door to Xiaohong.

64. I wanted to look back at my boyfriend and smile, but I didn’t expect that the weather was too cold, so I laughed out loud.

65. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle and body shape have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.

66. I have a problem: I don’t dare to ask for leave, because I’m afraid that if I ask for leave, the company will know that it’s the same with or without me.

67. You used to treat my love for you as child's play, but now your love for me, I treat it as your fart.

68. You have two choices: one is to get out immediately, the other is to get out immediately. Of course, you can also choose to leave immediately.

69. After you have had your bangs for a long time, you will feel particularly insecure when you suddenly lift them up and go out on the street. You always feel like others are looking at you.

70. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car.

71. I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect that he was so poor, but he only put one dollar into my bowl.

72. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

73. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway.

74. An apple a day can drive away the doctor. What's even more powerful is that one head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

75. Only single dogs will feel lonely if the second cup is half price, but single pigs will not. Single pigs can drink two cups alone.

76. Last night I dreamed that my partner died, and I cried very hard. After waking up, I found that I had no one, and I cried even more heartbrokenly.

77. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day and I’m going crazy about dating partners. Brothers, listen to my advice, you’ve been alone for so many years and you’re not far behind from this day.

78. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is right in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

79. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

80. Dayu passed through the house three times to control the floods without entering, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: the Dayu missed in those years, the love missed in those years.

81. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I look like I haven’t woken up, in the afternoon, I look like I haven’t woken up, and in the evening, I look like I’ve had chicken blood. look.

82. I called a cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt had to wear shoe covers when entering the house. I quickly said: No, no, you can just step in! Cleaning aunt: No, I'm afraid that my shoes will be stained.

83. I am really lucky. I am very grateful to have known these sincere friends for many years, and their attitude towards me has never changed. For example, there was no Mid-Autumn Festival gift last year, and there is still no Mid-Autumn Festival gift this year.

84. I sincerely advise everyone not to eat genetically modified foods. My child’s genes did not match mine during the paternity test. This is because the child’s genes have been changed by eating genetically modified foods. This is what my wife told me!