1. If you are handsome, you will die quickly; if you are ugly, you will live longer.

2. I feel that boys have never been reliable.

3. I have to admit that men always like to go crazy

4. Women’s summer is men’s spring.

5. I am not a social person, but there are people in the society.

6. The world of men should not be disturbed by animals like women!

7. As soon as I go out, birds will fly across thousands of mountains and people will disappear.

8. A man may not be handsome, but he must look like a man.

9. Every man will have several brothers.

10. Whoever is willing to accompany me to celebrate the 11.11 Festival this year, I will let her celebrate Mother's Day next year.

11. If you don’t love something, just say you don’t love it. Don’t let labor and management tell you that we are not suitable.

12. It’s time for brothers to get together!

13. If you don’t have money, what can you do to keep your beloved Ma Zi?

14. My brother lives in tragedy, which shows that God has made him strong.

15. A man is the one who can forgive a woman’s lies.

16. Flowers are beautiful, but they are not as beautiful as you in my heart.

17. If I can’t be your prince, I will be your knight.

18. Girl, turn on the Bluetooth and send me some love.

19. If you have a handsome appearance, become a top student.

20. If you love her, accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress.

21. My girlfriend said to me today, if you are not tall, rich and handsome, why do you love me? Let’s break up!

22. Wherever a man has the ability, there is a story.

23. In fact, it is not that I like her because she is beautiful, but that I realize she is beautiful after I like her.

24. I won’t elope. Do you think I don’t know? The abbreviation for elopement is SB.

25. She is not beautiful, but she is a good person. I love her.

26. Please take my ashes with you and throw them out when you encounter bad people. Let me protect you for the last time!

27. When I saw you fighting for me, you were really handsome at that time.

28. Daughter-in-law, you don’t have to do anything, I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

29. I have achieved half of my goal of becoming a wealthy person. I'm very rustic at the moment

30. Brothers and women will always come first to me

31. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful girl in my heart. Beautiful presence.

32. As long as it hasn’t happened yet, I can just ignore it because we are brothers. I hope you won’t disappoint me.

33. Today, the goddess is just seventeen years old!

34. It is the spiritual sustenance of a group of men.

35. It is not a sin for a man to cry.

36. No matter how far or wide the road is, as long as I hold you, you will be safe.

37. Men, you must remember that no matter how powerful your opponent is, you cannot fall. Remember that there is a woman you love behind you.

38. Men should stand up straight and don’t lie down. Don’t wipe away tears easily.

39. No matter how miserable a man is, he is not afraid of having a dream in his heart to conquer the world.

40. What to do if your balls hurt? Just rub them and move on! Diaosi man’s QQ signature

Diaosi man’s QQ signature

1. Black stockings baby, where can I find a woman as good as you?

2. Being truly moved by only one person, but hurting the hearts of thousands of girls

3. What a man dislikes the most is his own woman, and she is still ambiguous with other men.

4. There has never been such a stupid girl, but he panicked.

5. On nights when I miss you, I always smoke quietly alone.

6. Men are just a pastime, nothing special.

7. Women have taught me how to grow.

8. Falling in love is just to satisfy a woman’s possessiveness

9. Picking up girls is like fishing, you need to cast the net comprehensively and focus on training.

10. Don’t tempt me with your chastity, you will regret it.

11. No matter how rebellious and unrestrained a man is when he is young, sooner or later he will work hard to be a woman.

12. Brother, I give you an eternal silence award.

13. If you take a big step, it’s easy for you to bully; if you take a small step, it’s easy for you to squeeze; if you don’t push for it, your balls will hurt, and it’s very tiring to be a man.

14. Please don’t say that men are philandering. How can a man be described as philandering if he has no heart at all?

15. Maybe one day, when you put on a wedding dress, I put on a cassock.

16. Women are like clothes. What I wear is a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

17. Men can fall on the front line, but they must not fall on their prostate.

18. I know you understand my heart, and we don’t need words to communicate.

19. In fact, I just want to go to the beach to watch the sunset with you.

20. My dad said: Go to bed quickly! If it’s hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly

21. Brothers are brothers. We may not share the blessings, but we must share the hardships

22. If I am strong, I will destroy you. The world!

23. After you fall in love with me, I will definitely give you a Xuanmai.

24. My heart is not a bus. It is not a place where you can sit down whenever there is space.

25. Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you pick up girls for two hours a day, you will soon be able to enjoy the sun.

26. When I tried hard, I discovered that you already had traces of him in your heart.

27. Don’t blame me for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

28. What heartless person doesn’t have a time when he or she has given his or her heart and soul to someone.

29. There was a power outage. I called my brother to complain about the lack of Internet access. He said gracefully: All I know is the Internet and watching TV.

30. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

31. Money can be spent for fun, but brothers can’t finish their work. Don’t lose your brothers just for a few dollars.

32. Zeng Xiaoxian is not the only good man.

33. Don’t be obsessed with brother, he belongs to her.

34. Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom at critical moments.

35. The person I once liked very much is now my brother, and I have to give up on him.

36. Brothers have to be so scheming. I misjudged you.

37. I, Jorge, died in Henan. Brothers, remember to come and collect the body. Thank you for your hard work! There must be air conditioning in the coffin

38. If you want to fight, I will fight. All my brothers are Ultraman.

39. My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.

40. You and I may be like parallel lines that will never intersect, but the only focus belongs to you and me.

41. Don’t call me an otaku, please call me a homebody. A man inside

42. I am as tall as Ultraman, with gourd baby skills, and more versatile than Transformers

43. Brothers are as heavy as Mount Tai, and my wife is supreme!

44. My wife told me that to explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be punished!

45. I don’t like you having ambiguities with others. I don’t like you acting coquettishly to others. I don’t like the sentences you said to others but also said to me, even though you are not mine.

46. It doesn’t matter if you win the world if you lose.

47. My classmates in elementary school have turned from little brats into gods and goddesses, and I have turned from a little brat into a big brat.

48. I am the flower of the motherland - the piranha.

49. When boys hold hands, they are called gay friends, and when girls hold hands, they are called close friends.

50. There are so many cute girls on the Internet, but why are there none on the street? The signature of the diaosi male god is super cool

The super cool signature of the diaosi male god

1. Without the toad, the swan will be lonely.

2. If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue.

3. My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

4. Life is short, you must be sexy.

5. Don’t use my love for you as your trump card to pretend to be a master.

6. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; life is like a play, and I always get in trouble; life is like a song, and I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, and I always misfire.

7. Men are romantic, but not obscene, and women are romantic, but not promiscuous.

8. A close friend is sometimes warmer than a close friend.

9. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

10. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my brother doesn’t want to find it.

11. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps.

12. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat it, you will die.

13. Don’t say anything to me in the future, either cherish now or get out of here as soon as possible.

14. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Don’t say much, take control by yourself.

15. The reality is very painful. Nowadays, girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. If I can’t get you, then wait until I make enough money to find your daughter!

16. That person dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

17. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.

18. Don’t play with fire in my world, otherwise, you can’t afford the consequences!

19. Often hit, never hit.

20. You have a face that invites you to scold me.

21. I am not strong and I am weak for who to see.

22. Listen, I have a posture, it is not my turn to say I failed.

23. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

24. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

25. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister has to look up to you.

26. Isn’t that what love is all about? You stab me once, I stab you once, you stab me once, I stab you again. Anyway, just count the wounds on each other’s bodies, that’s pretty much it.

27. Being low-key is the best way to show off.

28. Don’t talk about feelings for me, you are not the person I want to talk to.

29. Before, you were the only one, but after that, you are a burden.

30. Don’t fucking regard attraction to the opposite sex as so-called love.

31. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. He is not that great.

32. If you have something to do, go straight to the topic. Don’t challenge my ignorance with your ignorance. List.

33. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

34. Follow other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go. Go my own way and let others follow my lead.

35. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is impossible to change them every day.

36. Use the most lazy posture to face the world in a trance.

37. The so-called handsome guys are all used for contempt.

38. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes and cannot be displayed.

39. Don’t talk to me, I’m afraid the shit in your head will spurt out of your mouth.

40. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.

41. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

42. In my next life, I will be an onion. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

43. I am not a descendant of rich people, but I want to be the ancestor of rich people.

44. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

45. When you grow up, you want to marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t play with him, eat him.

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qq personalized signature diaosi

1. You deserve it. You deserve to come to this world and pollute the air

2. First love is infinitely good, but Die early

3. For people like you, living one more day is a waste of oxygen in the air

4. Don’t challenge my endurance, be careful if I make you cry Very rhythmic

5. When you are no longer alive, I will burn more paper dolls for you

6. You are just the one person I met in my life. It’s just scenery

7. Instead of pleasing others, it’s better to arm yourself

8. When you grow up, you have to fight for the awesomeness you boasted about when you were a child

9. Before you leave, I will let you taste the feeling of being dumped first

10. Cucumbers must be photographed, life must be exciting, and life must be short without regrets

11. Don’t want to If you live, die, if you can't die, live well

12. It doesn't matter if you are misunderstood, I am ready to be a bad person.

13. Time is not waiting for me, yes You forgot to take me away

14. Although sister can’t beautify the soul, she can vilify evil

15. I’m ugly and can do your shit, but she’s beautiful and can do it That's my shit

16. When the words sad and pitiful are used on you, I feel like they are tainting them

17. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, it is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible< /p>

18. If something comes up, go straight to the point, don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist

19. There are so many idiots in the world, but you are the best among them< /p>

20. I can afford to smoke cigarettes, I can afford to fight, I can afford to drink wine, but I can’t afford to lose in love

21. I advise you to drink the medicine of regret rather than drinking the rat. The medicine comes directly and quickly

22. You are an elusive person, that is your trap

23. Where can I find handsome guys? The streets are full of stinky dogs.

24. People who use their own thoughts to format others

25. The money in the bank is my external possessions, and the money in me is your external possessions

26. Grades are a key indicator used to measure the quality of students and the amount of teacher bonuses

27. Chickens like to hear others call them miss, because they sound better

28. It is better for a dog to jump over the wall in a hurry than for a rabbit to bite someone in a hurry

29. Cure cataracts and not to be a white-eyed wolf

30. You cannot miss yourself, you cannot take care of your pain, you cannot get the results by yourself, and you cannot be happy. Self-sufficient

31. Waste time, squander this time, this is the life I want

32. Don’t pose in front of me, I’m really afraid I won’t help but fall Camera

33. Time is like cleavage, you will always get it if you squeeze it

34. Each of us is quite a dreamer. When the dream is gone, only thoughts are left. Home

35. I am not a genius, because my first step was not to put on diapers

36. When I fell in love with you, I got a needle eye, and I am the only one who suffers

37. You are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot

38. Don’t think that if a piece of meat falls from your mouth, a fox will chase you

39. If you don’t want to be on my blacklist, just don’t talk about what you have and what you don’t have

40. What’s the use of being handsome? If you have the ability, you are an all-around man

41. You wear You are so beautiful, is it to set off me?

42. There is a lot of carbon dioxide here, have you polluted it?

43. Even beggars don’t want to pass by your door. ,real!

44. It’s true that beauty is a disaster, but your throat is a bit thick

45. You are so black that no detergent can clean it.

< p> 46. There is nothing I can’t get through. The only thing I can’t get through is your shamelessness

47. I know you are a caring person, and what you love is always your own heart

48. Life is like an aunt, should I teach you some bloody lessons?

49. You are not the one I love, so you are just a passerby

50. I heard that someone is attracted to you, and then I know what it means to be hungry