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1. Don’t miss this kind of love if you walk by it or pass by it

2. Sun Tzu’s Art of War: If the enemy doesn’t move, I won’t move; if the enemy moves, we will be there. Move

3. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater up close, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks

4. I set something as an automatic reply, but I didn’t expect a fool. Chatted with me for a day

5. When you are studying well, say, I will take the exam; when you are not studying well, say, I am going! It’s time for the exam

6. Don’t tell me that I’m not good to you, I’ll still be with you if I’m not good to you

7. Coquettishness is just posture, nudity is personality

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8. Rumors are scary, generally only fools will believe them to be true

9. If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue

10. Work If you are able to do this kind of thing, do it yourself, don’t let me do it

11. Where dad goes, there are just a few rich people and their successors

12. Don’t bear it yourself I can choose not to own anything within the scope

13. Chic student style: Smoking and playing cards in plenary sessions, with basically single-digit grades

14. I am tired of you and just want I send you the word "Go away"

15. An old Chinese medicine doctor said: Lovesickness makes you less sleepy, secret love never grows old, flirting solves worries

16. How long can your love for me last? How long can I love you?

17. Being a bitch is a common truth, and you and I are just one of them

18. Girls who like to wear flat shoes are also very classy

19. I love you, I will only say it once, believe it or not

20. How can you wear a wedding dress casually without experiencing a few scumbags?

21. Women should Be more domineering: I am a man, so who should I be afraid of?

22. I can no longer see you at that distance of ten thousand years

23. No fighting, no staying up all night, no smoking, no Drink, oh, I’ll go, brother, I can’t do it

24. Don’t cry in front of my grave, I’m afraid you will dirty my reincarnation path

25. Don’t be too Pretentious, there is no one in this world who won’t feel heartbroken

26. Women do what they say, men are made of mud, and shemales are made of cement

27. I have scolded you. It has become my habit and I can’t change it in this life

28. Labor and management are not ladies, and dirty words that labor and management cannot say are a thousand times cleaner than lies

29. Don’t call me a bridesmaid, I I’m afraid I might steal your groom by accident

30. Let me tell you, don’t look down on people. I have a car, a house, a bicycle and a rental house

31. You are too involved in the drama you are acting. , and was finally discovered and still obsessed

32. Once some people fall in love, they stay for life

33. I have long been tired of love, what does the mortal world have to do with me

34. You are the first to shoot, don’t be too arrogant in front of me

35. My fair lady walked in front, turned around suddenly, wow, so ugly

36. If If you don’t like me, please leave directly

37. The teacher said that falling in love affects my studies. I am an obedient and good student who only has a crush

38. My ideal is very simple. I have the same body as my brother, and live the same life as Bajie

39. Please leave, don’t let me swear “get out”

40. I want to hold hands with you, when can we Let's have a love affair at dusk

41. Don't underestimate anyone, but don't underestimate yourself either

42. Although there is no unforgettable love, I have an unwavering friendship.

43. I don’t have the gentleness you want. All I have is this fist

44. Never quarrel with an animal. If you win, you will be more of an animal than an animal.

45. Don’t look back after you leave. From now on, we will never interact with each other

46. The old woman is like a withered rose, which was once beautiful.

47. Make me strong and eat all the famous snacks in the world

48. Nine years of compulsory education ruined my youth, how should I get it back

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