Don't talk to me about feelings. Give me my money back quickly, and we will have feelings.
Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.
When your blood is running out, shout out a letter to Brother Zeng and bring him back to life immediately.
The boy said to the girl: What are you doing? The girl said: Nothing? It means you can go out.
6. It is said that marriage is a grave and love is not a corpse in the wilderness.
7. Dear aunt, pay me back. How many packs of sanitary napkins have you used?
8. I am neither a fox nor a fox, let alone a fox. I can't control your man.
9. Never learn well from students. Wear glasses to write love letters.
10, play Lianliankan at the class reunion, and one pair is eliminated.
1 1. Big doesn't necessarily mean terrible. Aren't dinosaurs extinct?
12, drink some water! Now the river is seriously polluted, have some meat! Bajie is more expensive than Tang Priest.
13, you think you are playing with life, but life is really playing with you.
14, I'd rather be a man among men than a lady among women.
15, Tinker bell's world is the darkest, because it can't see its fingers.
16, I like dreaming, because it can help me realize many ideals.
17, I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.
18, I can't afford the pain during my period. Only women know it.
19, arrogant people can be saved, and people with inferiority can't be saved. I think I can still be saved.
20. Everyone is born original. Sadly, some people gradually become pirates.
2 1, my man, I hurt myself and love myself. What are you doing idle?
22, want to learn stinky tofu, smell stinky, eat incense, this is the connotation.
23. I fell in love in the summer vacation, but there was a mistress named homework in the middle.
24. I came quietly, walked quietly and waved a dagger, leaving no survivors.
Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.
26. When the road is rough, shout, and then move on.
27. beggars wear glasses. What are you pretending to be gentle? You just want to get it out of the gutter.
28. Take your hand and drag the child away; Don't go, stun and drag away.
29, wolfing down, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.
30. What a vulgar word money is. It should be grandpa red hair.
3 1, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age, they don't look at their age.
32. Do you think I will lie with my eyes open? I'll close my eyes and say it.
I can only blame myself for being too young. I didn't see clearly whether I was a man or a dog.
34. How smelly you are. I was smoked to death by wearing so much perfume.
35. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Cattle B to Cattle.
Don't ask me what your answer is. You think you are Baidu.
37. While you were swimming, it suddenly rained. Please hide in the water for shelter from the rain.
38. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply fooling around and can't do anything.
39. If I have something to do, I always stare at me. If I stare, I will charge.
This is the road to success, but it's not over yet. Put on your safety helmet , please.
4 1, who doesn't like daytime, because you can daydream during the day.
42. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
43, you have money, very embarrassed; You are strong and awesome; I want to waste you. With a flick of a finger.
44. When will there be a bright moon? 16 The sunny day is round.
45. Either you are playing dumb or he is pretending to be forced. None of them are good things.
46. I wanted to look forward to the future, but I didn't expect reality to slap me in the face.
I didn't know that dinosaurs would really come back to life until I met you.
48. Beauty is an attitude that has nothing to do with age. Do you understand, son?
49. Hell is the most beautiful. Whoever goes to hell if I don't.