The second child. My milk cooks good food for my mother every day. I eat bones today and fish tomorrow ... I look greedy and say, grandma, will you mend it for me, too? My mother gave me a look: I'll fix it for your mother, your mother can have grandchildren, I'll fix it for you, and you'll block a toilet. ...

2. Go to the hotel for dinner alone. He tasted the fish and meat that had just been served and said with emotion, I wish I had known there was such a meal a few days in advance. Hearing this, the hotel manager said happily, Mr. Wang is really a gourmet! The food in our hotel is really first class. The man then said, thank you! I mean, if I had come a few days earlier, the fish and meat would have been fresh.

I drove the goddess home after dinner last night, and I was a little excited on the way. I happened to meet a drunk driver, and the police asked me to blow. Normal, I blew it again, and the value still shows normal. The young traffic policeman asked the old man next to him if the instrument was broken. The old traffic policeman gave me a look and said, don't worry. He doesn't drink, but pulls a girl blushing like a monkey's ass. ...

A friend sold it.

Pork for five years. Suddenly I felt no passion, so I switched to be a hair stylist. On the first day at work, the boss asked him to wash the guests' hair. As soon as the guest lay down, he said:

Sanjin

Two two, it's a little light! The customer stared at his friend in doubt, and the friend scratched his head and said awkwardly, I'm sorry, I thought it was a pig's head.

My colleague's wife is not pregnant, and the expected date of delivery is Longchu. He boasted to his mother, mom, your daughter-in-law gave birth to a dragon prince for you. As a result, his daughter-in-law was born prematurely in the Year of Rabbit, and his colleagues called his mother to report the good news. She said weakly, Mom, the dragon prince was not born, but a rabbit was born. ...

6. A friend is strictly controlled by his daughter-in-law and is unhappy all day. I gave him an idea: shall I take you to the boxing gym? Let it out. Let it out. He asked me: how to vent? I said, consider the sandbag your wife. In the gym at night, the coach asked me: The man you took is sick! I asked: What happened to him? The coach said, Your friend knelt in front of the sandbag all afternoon. ...

7. Daughter-in-law updated her signature: I am willing to trade my 10 Jin of meat for my mother's 1 year life. Then my mother-in-law commented at the back: daughter, I don't want to be a Millennium demon …

8. I said to my wife's brother: Don't worry, brother. Your sister won't bully you anymore! Brother: Brother-in-law, you are great. My sister has been conquered by you! I spit out a cigarette and said: Conquering a P0.0 is 0, she becomes 0 after 0, bullying 0 loses 0, and I become 0!

9. On that day, a father and son came to the store to buy an Apple mobile phone. The son looked like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said to his father: Do you still buy a smart phone with this IQ? Then his father replied: You have a high IQ, but you can't afford it. 10. I went to my brother's house. I just sat down and didn't make tea My sister-in-law asked in the kitchen, honey, do you want lemon flavor or ginger flavor, hot or cold? My brother: I just ate fish, and the taste of ginger is gone. I want ginger juice! Hot! I waited for a while: Brother, my sister-in-law has a problem with me! Why didn't my sister-in-law ask me what I wanted to drink? My brother: drink a wool! Is she helping me put the detergent? I'm going to wash the dishes later ... 1 1. Take my son to the supermarket to play. As soon as he entered the door, he ran to the cashier and asked, Aunt, give me a coin. The cashier said with a smile, you have to exchange money with your aunt! The son said seriously: Aunt, my mother has no money, so I'll leave her here for you!

12. My boyfriend and I went back to our hometown. When I arrived at the village entrance, my boyfriend was in a hurry and it was convenient to go to the Woods. I waited by the side of the road. An old man came up to me and asked, Girl, who are you looking for in our village? Me: Grandpa, I'm going to Li Xiaodong's house! Just then, my boyfriend came out, and I told him, did this uncle say that he is from your village? Boyfriend: Who doesn't know this grandson? My neighbor. I tugged at my boyfriend's clothes to make him speak politely. The uncle around him saw his boyfriend and greeted him happily.

Grandpa, are you back? I am Cao 0.0, farmer 0, village 0, generation 0, true 0 is 0, too 0, chaos 0...0.