As a new cohabitant, what should I say about him? Naive and optimistic, warm and cheerful personality compared with him. Every time he is angry, he will only scold a "pain in the ass" softly. Obviously angry, but a little spoiled by children, so that I can't help but want to provoke her more and see her lovely expression. He admits that he is a little abnormal and mean, but because of her, everything in life is worth looking forward to …

How to describe her as a heterosexual roommate? Basically, he can be said to be a very easy-going person, and his requirements are also very reasonable. The only problem is his mouth. He needs to learn the art of speaking again. He is used to telling the truth, but not to telling the truth. He is always beating around the bush. She guessed a little hard, but the more she guessed, the more she couldn't let him go. She really wants to be nice to him and listen to his gentle truth. ...

How did all this happen?

Looking at this girl with a baby face, a small head, a sweet smile and a round and smooth red apple, Liang Wenxin was completely speechless.

"Senior, can I go in?" The other party asked sincerely.

Think about it. Think again. It seems that two months ago, his roommate, who has no friendship, graduated from school and just got paid. It happened that his neighbor was going to middle school and was not assigned to the school dormitory. Based on the principle of caring for fellow villagers, I asked him, "Will my neighbors accept my lease?"

He was not at ease. In a word, he is a dead hairless child. He just pays his own rent and lives his own life, no matter who he wants to live with.

I have been out of the life of a dead college student for so long that I have forgotten what a summer vacation is. Two months later, I saw this little guy come to my house with his things.

He was expected to be a dead child, but he didn't expect to be a young girl

What is it now? Should I call him nanny? No way!

"Acheng said he discussed it with you."

But Cheng didn't say, you are a woman!

Liang asked A Xin angrily, but there was nowhere to send.

What is this girl thinking? Living with a big man, not afraid of him attacking her in the middle of the night? Or are you too relieved of yourself?

Looking up and down, yes, his appetite is not that good. Who will chew the tender bean sprouts without full development?

He glanced at her slightly flat chest in disgust.

"Senior-"looked up at him with begging eyes. Can she go in? The luggage is so heavy, and it's a little far from the bus stop. She walked for a long time and her legs were sore.

"I am not your senior." Basically, it's not a success. It's just that he just went to the same junior high school 800 years ago, so he was decided by a senior. Is it the hobby of these fellow villagers to recognize relatives halfway?

No wonder that senior Acheng's voice was particularly guilty and flattering that day.

What can I do now? Even if you want to kill people, you must first settle the matter of small bean sprouts.

He sighed and leaned lazily to let her in, pointing to the innermost room at the end.

"Can I help you?" That is to say, the body with arms folded and leaning on the shoe cabinet shows no signs of moving, which is clearly a gesture of "I'm just being polite, don't take it seriously".

"No, thanks." I didn't receive his insincere radio waves, so I thanked him politely.

You can't see that the tender bean sprouts are small, but their strength is not small.

He bypassed the kitchen, poured a glass of water, took a sip, and hooked her hand while she was packing. "Come on, little guy, let's talk."

tiny

She's not young!

One step forward, I was not convinced. I looked up at him quietly for a while, and my mouth, which was about to defend, burst out involuntarily: "How tall are you?"

Gave her a Gherardini glance. "184." Sit higher than her.

Wow! This is astronomical to her.

She closed her mouth bitterly. Compared with him, 160 really became a tiny place.

"Senior, how can I grow as tall as you?"

She? Reincarnation is faster.

"I am not your senior." Say it again. Don't insult him. Being called a senior by this little guy will make people think that he is as wet behind the ears as she is, okay?

"You want to live in is not can't, I only have a few requirements. First, I don't care about your work and rest. It's casual to turn things upside down sooner or later. I just want a quiet living space. I am afraid of noise. Second, I don't care about your three meals. You can cook it yourself or eat it out casually. You just need clean living space. I'm afraid of getting dirty. Third, I can't control your interpersonal relationship. Friends are casual. I just want to control them and leave me alone. Finally, I don't care about your clothes. You are not allowed to walk around anywhere outside the room in rags. I don't want pinholes. Above, are there any questions? "

These are very basic requirements! It sounds that her new roommate is not difficult to get along with.

She smiled happily. "No problem, senior."

"For the last time, don't call me senior!" Tiny's hearing is very poor.

"But I don't know your name." She looks innocent.

"Asked the beam he didn't good the spirit replied.

"Ask your heart? What a poetic name! " His mother must be a big fan of Qiong Yao.

Growing up, I was misunderstood for 28 years before I knew where she wanted to go. "About a catty, I'm so embarrassed."

"Then I will call Guan." Courtesy is reciprocated. "Not the capacity of the lotus, but the capacity of Fu De and Fu Rong. Because my dad pays great attention to children's conduct, and the names he takes are all unique virtues of China people. For example, my eldest brother Yan Zi meant to remind him to be cautious. My second brother's catalpa group comes from the dedicated music crowd. My third brother is a catalpa show, and my fourth brother is a catalpa girl, which is taken from self-cultivation and self-cultivation. My sister's rhyme means elegant rhyme, and my brother's group catalpa is telling him.

"I didn't ask your name." There is no need to introduce it in that detail.

"Then don't call me Xiao!" She held back.

"No problem, bean sprouts." It doesn't matter. He has many words to use.

"..." I suddenly found that this person's mouth seems to be not easy to get along with.

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How can I describe her as a new cohabitant?

Basically, he is really difficult to get along with, just like his first three chapters, as long as he doesn't interfere with his life, you can do whatever you want.

She exchanged experiences with other students who also left home to study, and found that her roommate who was careless about everything was really easy to get along with.

For example, after a certain period of time, you can't take a shower or use a washing machine-he didn't say that, just asked him not to see her close-fitting clothes in the bathroom.

After what time, the headlights should be turned off and the computer can't surf the Internet ── he didn't ask for it either, but there are three rooms at home, one is his bedroom, one is his studio and the other is hers, so he offered to bear two-thirds of the water and electricity bills.

Living room and so on. * * * Use regional housework distribution ── he still hasn't mentioned it. Anyway, he seldom goes out, and he will find something to do when he is free. His living habits are not bad.

Compared with this, he really has few constraints on her. Even at first, he said he was afraid of noise, but in fact, as long as it is not classified as high-decibel noise, he can accept other normal volumes, such as music, walking, cooking and so on. The only thing that needs to be criticized is that this person's speaking art needs to be improved.

what can I say? Vicious Not exactly. It's just that he is used to telling the truth, not because he doesn't understand the world, but because he is too lazy to talk about social intercourse, doesn't care what others say about who he is, and lives very freely.

Especially the person he doesn't like will be stung to the ground by his vicious tongue and sharp mouth, and she is only slightly injured at present. Does that mean he doesn't hate her too much?

Guan thought happily.

Disturbed by a calculus problem, I unconsciously thought of the man in the next room. He was so spontaneous that he made countless enemies.

Maybe it's because she has a sweet baby face that can deceive people, and her personality is warm and easy-going, so she can blend in with everyone. Since childhood, her popularity has always been excellent. It is hard to imagine that someone's popularity can be so bad that people want to beat him as soon as they open their mouths.

There was a small tinkling sound from the computer, and she looked at the news of MSN.

It was Xiaohui's distress signal, but they were all stuck with the same question.

She replied to the message quickly, and then, as expected, the topic automatically deviated from calculus after three minutes.

Both of them left home to study in Taichung. Both have a "Rong" in their names, and their personalities are not difficult to get along with. Naturally, they got closer and closer and then died. When Xiaohui introduced herself at the beginning of school, she told the class that her name was Zhan and she was tolerant, so she was also implicated. Everyone calls them "big and small" ...

This person who doesn't know is really easy to think wrong, especially when she is assigned to primary one, and she really wants to cry.

The first topic is calculus, have you had dinner, then the new buffet near the school, then lose a few kilograms, and finally the handsome guy at school; Speaking of handsome guys, it is natural to talk about her wayward roommate who is close at hand.

Despite his poor lip service, Liang Wenxin is really a super attractive handsome guy who has no choice from top to bottom. Even when she grew up, she got used to her handsome brother and almost looked straight at him for the first time.

So, she really didn't blame Xiaohui for staring at others when she first came, except that she didn't drool and let her drag her into the room.

Xiaohui is crazy about him. All day, Liang asked questions about Xin and Liang also asked questions about Xin. She wants to see that handsome guy every chance she gets.

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Very tolerant: don't you think his wayward tone is very personal and super handsome?

She rolled her eyes and responded quickly-I don't think so!

I just think he is willful and deserves to be beaten, and he will be beaten sooner or later.

Rong Naida: Are you really not touched at all? He is very handsome!

Damn calculus, who will help me: you get along with him for a few days and get abused by his vicious tongue several times, so as to ensure that all your girls' pink dream bubbles are broken and return to reality.

Rong Naida: Hum, the guy who doesn't know how to cherish happiness, or I'll switch with you and move in with him.

Damn calculus, who can help me? Restrain yourself, I hear you sucking saliva.

Ronada: Aren't you not interested in him? Now you can't stand it?

Damn calculus, who will help me: if you really move here, you will definitely jump into his bed and enjoy him that night. Isn't it because I didn't kill Boren and Boren died because of me? I have an obligation to protect the last virgin over the age of 20 in Taiwan Province Province.

Yoon Naida: You know he's a virgin again?

Damn calculus, who will help me? Visual observation and intuition.

You are too young, son! My visual observation and intuition tell me that he is definitely not a virgin, and his sexual ability is excellent.

Damn calculus, who will help me: you are horny.

Tolerance is great: you'd better not fantasize!

Damn calculus, who can help me? ...

She does have fantasies.

But ... sexual ability? Him? Liang asked? The beautiful sick man who looks easy to die?

Damn calculus, who can help me: I still think he should be a virgin.

Tolerance is great: otherwise, let's take a gamble! The loser has to treat. Come on, ask him!

Damn calculus, who will help me: ... Mom, I'm sorry, I made some bad friends.

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Knock, knock.

When someone knocked at the door, Guan stopped gossiping about salty and wet women and replied, "Please come in."

Liang Rangxin leaned against the door and asked, "Haven't you slept yet?"

As soon as I saw him, I immediately thought of calculus exiled to the frontier, and I appealed enthusiastically. "Come in and sit down. Forget it. "

Full of manners, full of craftsmanship. Liang told Xin not to move, without even raising his eyebrows. "Go ahead, what is it?"

"Well ... how was your calculus in college?"

I see. He is Gherardini. "Children can't write addition, subtraction, multiplication and division? Do you want me to recite the multiplication table for you? "

Her expression immediately collapsed, pouting and muttering, "Forget it if you don't teach, why harm people, cheapskate."

Wen-xin liang heard that, gave her a leer, slowly walked over and picked up the notes on the table. "There are three chickens and five rabbits in the cage. A chicken has two feet, and a rabbit has four. * * * How many feet? "

Obviously, it's not like that. Why does he sound like a child?

Guan angrily grabbed his notes and stopped him from rambling all over the sky in a playful tone. "What the hell are you doing!"

"I bought more salty crispy chicken and put it on the table in the living room. Do you want to eat? "

On hearing the delicious food, her eyes lit up and she forgot the unhappiness of being teased. "How do you know I like salty crispy chicken?" It turns out that he also knows how to get close to his neighbors.

"Hey, eat while it's hot if you like."

I don't know why, she always feels that his tone at the moment is too soft and he is suspected of abducting children. ...

But under such a gentle and charming temptation, who can resist? So she came to the living room and ate the food on the table-

Oh, by the way, she actually asked him, "You like salty crispy chicken, too! There is a good booth outside our school. I'll buy it for you another day. "

"No need."

"Don't be polite to me, you often invite me to dinner! Just like the box of chocolates the day before yesterday ... "

Liang Wenxin gave her a strange look. "It's from a friend. It's too bitter and tastes terrible. "

"..." So he gave it to her because it tasted bad?

Guan lost three black lines on his face.