A: hello, everyone. Who wants to have another drink with me? (Hit a street lamp) Sorry. Is everything all right? Ouch. (covering her head)

(b) Admission)

A: Stop, stop. Hands up. Turn around. (downward)

B: Alas, get up, it's cold underground.

Who are you, little friend?

I just got off the train and am going home.

A: There are two roads in front of you. One is to take me home, and the other is to take me home.

Do you live in a wine jar?

I just got out of the wine can.

B: OK, OK, I can't hold you any longer. Alas alas, where do you live?

My family lives in the Loess Plateau.

My home is from Shanxi, and there are still 300 miles to cross the river.

My home is in the northeast.

I know where you live,

We all have a family named China.

A: Yes, after singing this song, we will break up.

We must leave, too.

Let me take you home.

No need.

Then take me home.

Ok ... Where's your ID card? Let me see where your home is.

A: Why? Where can I get an ID card?

B: Then there is nothing we can do. See you again.

Well, how about a diploma?

You still have your diploma. What degree do you have?

A: Nursery.

You really drink too much! Come on, sit here and wake up, and you will know your home soon.

Well, tell me how you drink so much wine. !

I didn't drink too much.

I haven't had enough. Ten people like you can feed a brewery.

What's the matter with you?

I just got off the train and am going home.

A: Ten people like you can support a railway station. Go home on holiday.

My mother is ill and is hospitalized there.

Is your mother in hospital? Find me!

I don't know you. Besides, my mother is in Tibet.

What is heart disease and cerebral thrombosis? Aren't all vegetarians cured?

B: Not the heart, but Tibet.

What is heart disease and cerebral thrombosis? Aren't all vegetarians cured?

B: Not the heart, but Tibet.

A: I know a train driver who runs the Qinghai-Tibet Railway very hard. Well, I can go to Tibet by train.

You are still thinking about my mother. Thank you!

Oh, I have to get back to work. Goodbye, rabbit! (Hit the street lamp again) Excuse me, why are you still there? !

Go home (sketch)

"Going Home" is an excellent sketch in the Spring Festival Evening of 2007. A is Guo and B is.

People in China like family reunion during the Spring Festival. Every twelfth lunar month, no matter where they are, people will try their best to get home and look forward to family reunion. The same is true of these two in the sketch, except that some minor misunderstandings delayed their trip.