1. As the saying goes, if you don't listen to a woman, you will die in front of you.

2. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

3. Too much tossing, afraid of wasting youth. Stop messing around, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my youth.

4. Men are like clothes, rotten goods in stalls.

5. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to imagine: another bottle,

6. New rules for middle school students: Girls are not allowed to have long hair, and boys are not allowed to wear miniskirts.

7. I tell you, don't look down on people. I not only have a car, but also go to work by myself!

8. It is blind to cry without children, and red to cry with children.

9. It is not easy to make friends far away.

10. The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing nerves.

1 1. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

12. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

13. There have always been legends about me in the Jianghu, but I am too lazy to appear.

14. I don't collect junk. I can't be on call.

15. There is no contempt for walking side by side with students of the opposite sex. The reason is that they are not good at communication.

16. We all evolved from apes, and you degenerated from apes.

17. What is love? Love is when others worry that you are fat, but I worry that you are not full.

18. A good horse never turns back. There is no good grass ahead, so why not turn back.

19. Think about your future life when you are bored! There are many monsters ahead.

20. Three good students, our goal and our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

2 1. Not being a bad guy is a waste of your furtive eyes.

22. Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside.

23. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

24. spoof personality signature: once upon a time, I was not so casual.

25. Grandma said, "The power is out. Light candles and watch TV.

26. Sometimes I am really brave, but that's only sometimes.

27. The old lady once turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

29. Do you have a brief history of time? B: crazy, I don't pick up shit when I'm free!

Looking for him in the crowd, I suddenly turned around! That man still despises me.

3 1. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

34. Women don't spend money on their period, but men don't like it.

35. It is not easy to be tall until you are too short, and it is not easy to be thin until you are too fat.

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