2, the exam, ready to write Baidu on the paper, you will know that the marking teacher is angry.
3, mom said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.
I hope I can catch up with the finale of News Network in my lifetime.
I want to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return? "
6. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even festivals should be touched by the light of our ancestors.
7. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe-
8. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?
9. If you are old, you will retire. Don't insist. Do you know how many families Saner destroyed?
10, there has always been a question in my heart. Five years, five years. What does Big Wolf live on?
12, the advertisement now is really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.
13, the explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleaning ~!
14, ◆ ◇ Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed the grave and sang: Come back soon.
15, do you know why mistress is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back. .
16, if the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have kicked you out.
The man forgot his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.
18. When I get rich in the future, I must buy 700 million cups of incense to see if I can circle the earth twice.
19, Tencent's active investment has given many people hope and disappointment.
20. I can bear hardships. I thought about it. I only made the first four,,,
2 1, I didn't know Zhihua was a good man until I saw Xin Rong.
22. You have two choices: ① Get out at once; (2) Just roll right away. Of course, you can also choose to roll right away.
In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.
24. After school started, my waist stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating!
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First, don't wait for innocence to lose to reality before you know how stupid you are; Don't wait until sincerity is defeated by hypocrisy to realize that you are not tactful enough.
Second, the sky was blue and the clouds were white, but the wind made me cry.
Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.
Fourth, people always break out in silence.
If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.
6. You never know which of your best friends will be the next WeChat business.
Seven, life should be like this: get something in the first half, and then lose it one by one in the second half. Be sure to leave some time to lose.
8. Although it is difficult at present, these experiences may bear fruit in the future.
Nine, a person watching TV may feel bored, and a person eating snacks is not bored.
Now I understand that the so-called love you once said to me is just an expression.
11. Do your best and listen to your destiny. A clear conscience is not confused by feelings. Take advantage of this situation and be happy about it. Correct when you know your mistake, and turn back when you get lost. Pay attention to people who like you and forget people who don't like you. It's good to live like this.
12. I've been attached to it all my life, and I'm going through joys and sorrows in the morning and evening. There are a few drops of old friends like wine, and there are some songs that I yearn for. People come to smile at me, and those who leave won't cause me sadness. What do you want?
Thirteen, when I was a child, I liked to put the bed by the window. When I grow up, I like to put my bed near the socket.
Fourteen, you are my heart, my pillow, and finally you must be my coffin.
15. The more you refuse people, the easier your life will be, and the more you can tolerate ridicule, the better you deserve to have a future.
Sixteen, the school left the most, not memories, but nicknames.
17. Reversing the hourglass may not rewrite the Spring and Autumn Period.
Eighteen, love is easy because of the five senses, because the three views are not easy to get along with.
Nineteen, before falling in love, I thought that women are hedgehogs, dare to look and dare not touch. I didn't know until I fell in love that a woman is an egg, hard on the outside but soft on the inside. I didn't know until I got married that women are really hedgehogs. When they make trouble, they hang themselves!
If you are tired, stop and look at the sky and continue your journey.
Twenty-one, I can give you a reason with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.
It takes a lot of time to wash a little love.
Twenty-three, love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship.
Twenty-four, injury makes a person grow, time makes a person strong, and the end of love makes two people learn to see through overnight.
25. Who said that only love can cause lovesickness? In fact, intimacy can also cause lovesickness.
Twenty-six, if you can give me a sincere absolute, it doesn't matter, I don't care about anything, how long ago was that oath? At this time, the whole world is wondering how she was betrayed. Love is a woman's belief, but the leader is too fragile.
Twenty-seven, two people miss each other, that is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.
28, don't look at me, hide, because you are not in my eyes.
Twenty-nine, you will always be my frame, I am just your passer-by.
Thirty, waiting for a colorful flower is happiness. It is happy to dream in the sun with the person you like. It is also happiness to grow old with a period of time intertwined with cold and warm.
3 1. I completely kept all the pain you gave me. That's the only thing you gave me.
Thirty-two, doing the right thing is often not mentioned; People often don't forget you when you do something wrong.
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First, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.
Second, the promise of this thing is too worthless. There is no cost to contact the upper and lower teeth. Listen. Don't worry.
Third, a game and a dream, in which I don't know the heavy pain of heartbroken dreams, but I don't want to pick them up, and then my heart slowly languishes.
Even if you go to the ends of the earth, you will never leave my heart.
Five, when I hug you, you are a glass cup, when I let go, you are a glass slag.
6. Be your truest self and follow your inner wishes. Let those who know understand, let those who don't understand, no matter how time flies, no matter what gossip.
Seven, even if you are angry, you will pretend to be calm; Even if you are unhappy, you will try to smile; Even if you are sad, it is only a secret; Even if I care, I won't explain too much. This is me now.
Eight, the two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.
Nine, the hardest thing in life is not to work hard or struggle, but to make the right choice.
10. Take all the good and bad, and don't tell others everything. There is really no empathy in this world, so you can only know yourself.
Eleven, some troubles are imaginary, but we take them as real.
Twelve, many times, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. A drop of ink can stain a glass of water, but it is difficult to stain a river, because generosity can accommodate it; In a word, it can destroy a temporary mood, and it is difficult to decide a person's life, because fate is in your own hands; An accident, so heavy, it is difficult to erase the persistent pursuit, because alive, because strong. Let go of your mood, let your heart fly freely, and let the beautiful world be in your heart.
Thirteen, this life, because there is no longer you, so love is crashing old.
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
Fifteen, don't look back, why not forget. Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names. Today, everything is like water. When is the evening? You are a stranger. The greatest pain in life is not failure, but not experiencing everything you want to experience.
Sixteen, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.
Seventeen, smile and go on, all the sadness is left to yesterday.
Eighteen years old, my father has a scar on his forehead, and so do I. I always thought it was hereditary. Later, I heard from my mother that my father threw me into bed to play when I was a child. And I threw it high. I flew straight behind him and bumped into the closet, covered in blood. My grandfather was so distressed that he hit my father on the head with a cane. . .
Nineteen years old, far away in heaven, close at hand.
Good morning, my love, warm sunshine, sprinkled on your windowsill, reflected in your heart, let a warm day start from now on.
I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.
Twenty-two, a good woman is a school. In my heart, love is also a woman's school. In love, people interpret life.
Much as I like her, I have never told her. Because I know that what I can't get is always the best.
24. Do I have to go through this to make my growth dependent on beauty?
Twenty-five, I want to refresh my mind, delete my mistakes, cancel my mistakes, and save all the happy times.
Sometimes, when you smile outside, do you cry inside?
Twenty-seven, slowly kill my unwilling time in a willing way.
Twenty-eight, along with you, I thought there was no disagreement at the end of love.
Twenty-nine, lack of self-esteem, words and deeds will be humble; If there is no awe in your heart, your words and deeds will be casual.
Thirty, don't care too much about the people around you, and don't deliberately care about other people's affairs. In this world, there will always be people who make you sad, jealous and gnash your teeth. Not how bad they are, but because you care. So if you want peace of mind, don't care. If you don't care about something, it won't hurt you; If you don't care about others, they won't make you angry.
31. If you take others too seriously, you will only be seen as useless by others.
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One, my implication is that I am duplicitous, and I can't live without him or you.
Second, life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it. Life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal. There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. In life, you won't give up easily. As long as you persist, you can complete an elegant turn and create eternal glory!
Three, half-hearted, you always think too much, I always say too much, too many unnecessary mistakes.
4. Some people are destined to be cancer in your life, and some people are just a sneeze.
The world is not because of what you can do, but what you should do.
I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
I like listening to love songs as before, and now I'm so sad.
Eight, be a simple person, see the complexity of the world clearly without leaving traces in your heart.
No matter how hard life is, smile and smile.
10. If I am white-haired and my face is late, will you still hold my hand and be gentle?
Eleven, it is not easy to cheat in a good-looking way. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder it was often found that year.
Twelve, nothing can pass, just can't go back.
Thirteen, sometimes we always take the consequences too seriously, and finally we all have a hard time. It's like failing the primary school exam, standing at your door without knocking. In fact, there is steaming food at the door and my mother's words: it doesn't matter, just work hard. In retrospect, most of the things that once made me insomnia were lost to imagination.
The wind in this city is very strong at night, which blows away its magnanimity and grandeur. I always miss my family when I am tired and miss her when I am lonely.
15. I don't want to lose the feelings that have no connection, and I don't want to keep the feelings that I left when I was embarrassed.
What really traps a person is not a cage made of steel, but a high wall standing inside.
17. Don't be too kind, generous and capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right. Even if one day you are tired of crying, no one will love you. Because in their eyes, this is what you want.
Life hopes to be smooth sailing, but there are often storms. Only those who meet actively will live a wonderful life.
I can't pretend to be reserved Ladies are not my way, so I am destined to be a bitch.
Twenty, the promise is too cheap, and the experiment is unreliable. Now be nice to the people around me.
Twenty-one, some people have lived all their lives, but they haven't really lived a whole day. Because they either look back on the past or look forward to the future and never live in the present.
Twenty-two, you did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.
Twenty-three, love is a high fever, you get married when you are stupid, and it burns away, and everyone who is obsessed is burning.
Twenty-four, the past has solidified, let it be dusty, and strive to write today and make tomorrow's memories more brilliant.
Twenty-five, some people meet too early, some people meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.
Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.
I feel like falling in love recently. It's terrible. I want to go out and eat more delicious food and give up the idea of making myself miserable.
In winter, a farmer found a brown snake stiff with cold, so he held it in his arms to keep warm. The next day, the farmer put up a sign, which said it was forbidden to urinate anywhere. This joke is very meaningful. Raise your hand if you understand it. )
Faced with repeated blows, I have thought about giving up. After all, you can't always endure it.
Thirty, from a small woman to a big woman, because of helplessness; Returning from a big woman to a small woman is because of happiness.
Thirty-one, use the expression of burning incense every time you sign in. I don't know what I pray for. I only know that I can't possibly need to pray now! Because the result is the same! Starting from tomorrow, I will start to change my face! Change the bomb! Because life will inadvertently give you an untimely bomb! Let you be caught off guard, make you hesitate, and make you disheartened! Until you lose your soul and everything that belongs to you!
32. We lose happiness in greed, health in busyness, trust in doubt, friendship in care and ego in arrogance.