1. A man's proudest person is not how many women he has, but how many men his women are willing to reject for him.

In fact, capable men are used to their women until other men can't stand it.

4. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

I set up an online reminder, but I still can't help checking whether you are online again and again.

6. Excuse me, Miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

7. Money, how many people who love each other can't be together … Money, how many people who don't want to love sleep together …

8. winter vacation homework is: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

9. A series of Qing Dynasty dramas, such as Palace and Walking on Thin Ice, are connected in series, which is a living film, Girls Chased in Yongzheng Years.

10. It's not just parents who are beautiful, but living beautifully is the real skill.

1 1. If there is a next life, I will be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

12. Don't be crazy with me now, you may never know who will be brilliant in the future.

13. Sweet ... fragrant ... spicy ... sour ... bitter ...-But you just like coquettish.

14. Every couple was a fool before they fell in love, but they all became poets after being dumped.

15. One day, love met friendship and asked it, "What's your use?" Friendship replied, "Wipe away the tears you shed."

16. It is better to be a child. A candy is enough to forget everything. ...

17. When breaking up, the most hurtful sentence: You are okay, I am not. ...

18. If I tell you to go out, you go out. I don't know if you'll be all right if you come and hold on to it.

19. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later; People who can't find time to fall in love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

20. I heard that you were not doing well, so I sat at the door all day and enjoyed myself.

2 1. Today, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I said, skip it.

I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

23. I ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pill" by mistake. That's great. I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

24. It is not necessarily a kind of stupidity for the blind to light a lamp, but also a kind of wisdom and even tolerance. ...

25. pure men! Pure!

26. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

27. Hard life needs no explanation.

28. My wife calls me a third party!

29. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

30. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, take his savings, take his sister and drive that BMW.

3 1. Keep QQ groups on and off. Switch them on and off. Look at those people on the internet, but I can't find anyone to chat with.

32. Love belongs to a wife's wife. How many people are responsible? !

I just found out that when I can't get through to you, people who say "I'm sorry" always move.

34. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

35. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and women I don't know, and then propose a toast one by one.

36. My future husband, don't be so kind to your current partner, it's useless!

37. Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood and show it to others.

Non-mainstream quotations of the year

1. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do!

2. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

What's wrong with having a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

4. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

6. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

7. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

8. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

9. The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

10. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

1 1. Don't always tell me the story of B club in your ordinary capacity!

Why can't Baidu search you again?

No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

12. Under no circumstances can you play with others, and those who play will be played by others.

No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

13. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

14. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

15. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you shouldn't think about.

Please focus on your soy sauce.

16. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

17. If possible, a little stronger. I would rather be strong and enviable than weak!

18. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age!

19. Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too!

20. Watch yourself go through ups and downs and watch your friends go through ups and downs.

2 1. We only have one earth, so we should cherish it.

There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

22. Money doesn't necessarily have a road, and you don't necessarily dare to touch grass.

23. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

24. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. The famous flower is taken, and the hoe is ruthless. ...

25. When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist instead of standing by pointing fingers.

26. The fastest walk is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest hurt is the truest feelings.

27. The biggest sorrow in life is not that you can't get it or lose it, but that you don't know what you want at all!

28. I worked so hard when I grew up, just because I was a child!

29. The so-called successful woman is NB during the day and N at night.

30. You asked me to go out, I went out, and you asked me to come back. I'm sorry I escaped.

3 1. It is not necessarily the enemy who shits on your head, and it is not necessarily the friend who pulls you out of the shit pile.

I can't do everything I want, but I should do everything I can.

33. If you have to pee, you have to pee. Don't wait for the bird to shake and pee.

Whenever you make a phone call, please smile when you pick up the phone, because the other person can feel it.

35. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

36. Satisfied people are always happy. If you want to be happy, don't let yourself be listless. Want happiness, not to increase wealth, but to reduce desire.

Marry a person who likes chatting, because when you get older, you will find that chatting is a person's greatest advantage.

38. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down. Classic Quotations from: Yuru Article Network

Up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

40. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

4 1. Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing.

42. The best relationship is to love others more than to take.

43. I won't be forced, I will be forced.

44. Although I am not in the Jianghu, there are legends about me in the Jianghu.

45. People can't take money to the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

46. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

See through, don't see through, and continue to be friends.

48. The way to attract a man is not to let him get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

49. Men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

50. Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up at life, you appreciate it, looking down on life, you are a hooligan.

5 1. Girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes to attract boys' attention, but boys want to see girls without clothes.

52. Men like Jiangshan because they think that only the whole Jiangshan can make their women move.

No one's time is the most worthless. He can bargain with a vegetable vendor for 20 cents.

54. When we put more emotions on friendship and love, the only thing that can touch you in the end is family.

55. The so-called loyalty is only because there are not enough chips for betrayal!

56. If you want to know what a person lacks, just look at what he shows off. If you want to know what a person is inferior to others, just look at what he hides.

57. National affairs and family affairs are none of my business! Wind and rain, reading, I am silent!

Classic non-mainstream sad quotations of the year

1, the childhood is dying, and the bamboo horse is old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with looked like you.

2. No matter how beautiful love is, it can't escape the identification of time after all.

3. What kind of mentality is the key to happiness in life?

4, people have to do what they desire, and their hearts can be truly calm.

5, the world is too noisy, thank you for being beautiful at that time and falling in love with me who is not beautiful.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.

8. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.

9. Just be yourself. One day you will find someone who will love everything about you.

10, don't take yourself too seriously, you know that in the eyes of others, you are nothing.

1 1, can go in and out, be at arm's length, be able to sprout and complain, be together and never leave, and be best friends forever.

12, although I pretend to be strong and let you go, how much I don't want you to go!

13, I have heard that memory is a bridge, which really leads to a lonely prison.

14, don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

15, what we thought we were obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.

16, don't pray for the comfort of life, but pray for yourself to become stronger.

17, I can't escape if you don't come back. Time flies, infatuated with love.

18, sometimes, the most direct feelings inside are often the most difficult to say.

19, it's not that I don't want to say it, but there are many things I can't say, so it will be safer to keep them in my heart.

20. There are four pains in life: you can't see through, you can't bear it, you can't afford to lose, and you can't let go.

2 1, when he doesn't love you, your love is his burden.

22. What is life? Life is at a loss all the time.

23. I must forgive myself, you and my imaginary love.

24. I love you to give you a chance to hurt me.

25. We have gone through happiness, but we have not gone through dullness.

26. When time quieted down, I began to hide in the corner and try to forget.

27, how many people in the name of love. Humble promises and profane vows.

28. Prosperity is indifferent, and adversity is calm.

29. When you can't hold on, remember to tell yourself to hold on.

30. We are always writing innocuous words for people who don't love us.

3 1, obviously only one of you was deleted, but the whole list was empty.

I can go back to the past, but I can't go back to the beginning.

33. If you love someone, don't let him slip away from you.

34. The wind blew away my thoughts of you.

35. I seem to see the happy reflections of two people on the lake again.

36. Time will hesitate, breathe and stop for us.

37. What is happiness like? Should be on the way.

38, love, nonsense, you let me understand!

39. When you lose it, give it up bravely.

40. I didn't cry, but I suddenly learned to miss.

Sad non-mainstream network classic phrases

1. Love is an addiction that is hard to give up. When you haven't tasted love, everyone thinks that your will is strong. Once you taste the sweetness of love, you will become addicted day by day until you can't quit. Some people dare not love again, not because they are really desperate for love, but because they are desperate for their ability to love. No one doesn't need love, whether he is a god or a devil.

2. Some love is extravagant, because there are too many reasons. There are some restrictions on the freeze-frame of love, which will not last for 10 thousand years or as short as one second. The end of time is a myth, but I still want to say the promise of one more day than forever. I can't help laughing. ...

I used to be unhappy because I didn't let go and was immersed in pain. Now I have learned to forget, and I understand that only by letting go will I be happy! Good memories are just a smile that occasionally appears on the corners of the mouth. Smile and forget it ... Dry the tears that fell for you at last, and bid farewell to yesterday. Love is a thing of the past.

You and I have gone through difficulties for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

5, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

6. The world is cut into such a gentle angle. Sunlight flows back like mercury, and all the gaps are filled. After solidification, it emits mirror light, reflecting a thousand worlds.

7. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops. Salt. Destined to melt, perhaps in the form of tears.

8, the sky began to clear up, the breeze across, so gentle, just like every time you secretly kissed my cheek, I laughed, just because I thought of you.

9. I want to give you a flower in my hand, which is not enough to complete a fairy tale, so I watched you smile safely and hurried through the years with me.

10, you don't understand, how many times I read your information a day. You don't understand. When I saw your signature change, I began to think. You don't understand. I'll have a good laugh chatting with you online. You have no idea how depressed I was when I saw you away on the Internet. You don't understand. When everyone says that you are not suitable for me, I just say that I like you. You don't understand, waiting in line every night is just to wait for a good night. You don't understand, because that's you, so I cherish it.

1 1, I didn't know the hardships until I walked some roads; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Only by crossing some hurdles can we know how to surpass them; There are some things that we don't know until we experience them; I saw some people and learned the experience; I didn't know wealth until I read some books; Knowing that happiness takes a lifetime. Have more happiness, less troubles, sleep when you are tired, laugh when you wake up, how is life, and put your own seasoning.

12, when you are lonely, the wind is my song. May it give you a moment's comfort; When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm. May it give you eternal humility.

13, wave goodbye and set sail. No, it's the friendship cable you left behind, which is firmly tied in your heart invisibly.

14, individuals are lonely, and only when friends are together will you feel truly happy, because happiness needs to be shared, dear friends. I am willing to share happiness with you. The past days are like gems buried in the depths of memory. Even after years of tempering, they still shine, just like you have the same ambition, just like the season of flowers.

15. Kind words and promises are easier said than done. Only when you are in trouble can you see the sincerity of your friends.

16, friends don't have to be right, but they must be in the same boat; You don't have to be inseparable, but you must cherish each other; It is not necessarily icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; You don't have to meet every day, but you must keep it in mind. The most precious thing about friendship is not the years we spent together, but the most precious thing about friendship is that we will always remember each other after parting. I still remember-you are my friend!

17, you don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.

18, white clouds in the blue sky, that is the light sorrow of parting; However, your mind is as clear as the sky, because you don't expect to meet again.

19, since we are all mortals, we might as well keep our friendship at a moderate level and not get too involved in each other's spiritual life.

20. Although your parting smile was only a short moment, it was made negative by my heart, but it left eternity. I have always held it in my hand, and the image is so real and clear!

2 1. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

22. Goodbye, friends! Friend, take care! Running water is in a hurry, years are in a hurry, and only love is eternal in my heart.

23. It is rotten roots that destroy the dike, but friendship that breaks the contract.

24. Friends are companions. A friend is a kind of cold water that helps, inherits, accompanies and helps each other on the long road of life. When bored, it is a continuous heart, when lonely, it is a song of laughter, when happy, it is infatuated, and when full of joy, it is a piece of goodwill. In conversation and listening, you feel the affection of your friends, shake hands and be grateful in communication and contact.

25. Your greetings are introduced into the mountain spring. Your smile makes me intoxicated in this life. A friend from afar asked me to say hello to you.

26, we shook hands tightly, let the feeling gently in hand, * * * enjoy an unforgettable warmth.