Crayon Shinchan's classic lines:

1. Shinchan: His face hurts!

mom: let me see.

xiaoxin: do you really want to see it?

Xiaoxin cocked her PP and said, Let me show you my other face.

2. Xiao Mao: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

xiaoxin: what's the big deal!

Xiao Mao: who are your parents?

xiaoxin: my father is a man and my mother is a lady.

3. Xiaoxin: Do you sell soy sauce?

fish shop owner: no.

xiaoxin: do you sell mustard?

fish shop owner: no.

xiaoxin: how dare you open a shop when you have nothing?

4. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this?

xiaoxin: someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first?

Xiaoxin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

5. Xiaoxin: Sister, why do you study so hard?

sister: it's all because of you.

xiaoxin: me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

Introduction of crayon Xiaoxin:

Xiaoxin is a little boy who is only 5 years old and is attending kindergarten. He is precocious, likes to appreciate and strike up a conversation with beautiful women. At first Xiaoxin formed a three-person family with his father Guangzhi and his mother Meiya. Later, Xiao Bai, a stray dog, was added. The days were frequent and trivial, but there was no lack of warmth. As the story unfolded, a new member sister, Nohara Kwai, was added.

Classic Quotations:

1. People are not so good ~ ~

2. Hello ~ Miss, do you like green peppers?

3. There's nothing I can do about children now!

4. smallpox broke out!

5. Miss, do you like chopped green onion when you eat natto?

6. See your ass naked,

7. Big sister ~ Do you like green peppers?

8. I will remember it until I forget it.

9. Can natto be called natto without chopped green onion? ?

1. The alien who leaks his ass shakes it.