1. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. You accidentally drank my foot-washing water

2. Some people just like to bury landmines in the toilet. Causes public excrement

3. When fat people play basketball, they have one more defensive method than ordinary people: breast defense

4. The sign of this girl’s appearance is a Chinese mouth and a Korean mouth Nose

5. Who doesn’t know how to play the game of love? Come here and teach you a trick

6. My head is small, so all the words and numbers don’t come in

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7. Every teacher commits a crime, and the crime is child abuse

8. Your ruthlessness and unrighteousness will never hurt my sentimental and chivalrous nature

9. The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. Go to hell, you idiot

10. Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes

11. I am not white, beautiful or rich. , no money, no power, no status

12. If you pretend to be a coward, others will not see your true colors

13. Looking at you, you are a human being, no When I look at you, you become a dog

14. Don’t use pretense as an excuse, you can see through it at a glance as you are so wretched

15. Mosquito, when did you evolve to stop sucking blood? Only fat suction?

16. You can’t influence others, so what’s the point of bullying Xiaoqiang?

17. Xiong Da often says to Xiong Er: You should have a bear-like chest.

18. You are not evil at all, but your thoughts are a bit evil

19. I understand, you are a female and cannot be male

20. Poor People must be hateful, so there is no need to pretend to be pitiful here

21. If you are not polite to your own man, who can you be polite to?

22. How many loves have escaped Time difference can be won, but distance can be defeated, as long as you persist

23. Men are becoming more and more feminine nowadays

24. Whoever wants to start from scratch, open a barber shop , start from scratch

25. I can’t cry because I put on liquid eyeliner and mascara

26. Who can come back alive in this world?

27. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words can be worth a thousand pieces of gold

28. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still take exams

29. It’s not his fault for falling in love with you, it’s because he’s blind

30. I want to be your heart, and I won’t beat it if you want to annoy me

31. The male and female protagonists of "The Girls We Chased in Those Years" are now chasing the box office

32. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise they would not be called humans

33. My squirrel You are playing with it like a ball, but you still call it Pikachu

34. If Google and Baidu merged, would they call it Goodbye?

35. Others have ADHD, and it seems to be caused by the mouth. Keep moving

36. I told my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig; he said that your deskmate is a pig

37. My back is itchy, please help me Scratch it, don’t use it to spread its wings

38. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone, and a week later I found that the phone was out of battery

39. My youth is not over yet, just this year Over twenty

40. For those who don’t like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide. The most cool and arrogant QQ domineering personality signature in 2019

The most cool and proud QQ in 20xx Domineering personality signature

1. Sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

2. I will be with you in your future to the end——To my besties

3. If you leave, don’t come back. Sister is not a rag collector.

4. The things that can be taken away by you are the garbage I threw away.

5. What qualifications do you have to be rampant in my world?

6. If I get better in the future, I will be the first to blow up the school.

7. The blood of a top student is hidden in my body. I command you, the seal will be lifted!

8. We regard our best friends as our lives, and if we hit our best friends, we will hit me!

9. Because you are my best friend, I will never like anything you hate.

10. True freedom is given by yourself!

11. Life is short, take pleasure in the moment, a hundred years is too long for us to seize the day.

12. Fate has shuffled the cards for me again, but I am still the one playing the cards.

13. I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.

14. The sequel of love is about to take place, and the definition of happiness is written by oneself.

15. I have killed wolves and spared tigers, I was once a 250-year-old girl

16. A girl who wants to lift her bangs even though they obviously don’t look good is so cool!

17. Girls, even if they don’t have a boyfriend, they can still be happy!

18. Look at the world with a high attitude. There is no need to worry about trivial matters.

19. I swear that I will live a wonderful life.

20. Never give a friend who has betrayed you a chance to betray him a second time.

21. Since you have chosen, why regret it?

22. If you challenge boldly, the world will always give in. If you are defeated by it sometimes, if you keep challenging it, it will always give in.

23. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the end of the world

24. No matter how hard and dangerous the road ahead is, I will be better tomorrow

25. As time goes by Not at all, it is pure nonsense.

26. I want to be a queen, I want three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two male concubines

27. There is no next TVXQ among the groups in the world.

28. There are no unfinished stories in the world, only undead hearts.

29. The power of authenticity and the pursuit of truth is extremely powerful

30. A hundred acquaintances are not worth the joy that a best friend can bring you

31. Tree Wu Pi, he will definitely die! A person without face is invincible in the world! That means you!

32. We women can live a good life ourselves.

33. Dear besties, there is no need to explain between us.

34. Your happiness can only be related to me

35. Do what you like and let the people who don’t like it go away!

36. Don’t underestimate me, and don’t underestimate yourself.

37. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the losers play with computers.

38. Life is so short, why should I give up to you?

39. They are friends and you are your bestie. Even if the world collapses, my embrace will not be overturned.

40. My goals: lose weight, get married, go abroad, and eat all over the world.

41. I will never regret my blood-stained life, and I will be drunk alone in the world of leisure.

42. Just be yourself, why care about what others think.

43. Independent and proud, looking down at the people below, weeping only for beauty.

44. No one believes that my love for you is forever, but time will prove that my love for you is forever.

45. Let go of the woman and point the gun at Lao Na.

46. I have a manly personality, and I am better than those women who pretend to be innocent.

47. A blooming smile is my only remaining pride.

48. If Confucius couldn’t solve the problem, I can help you solve it!

49. Confucius asked Mencius to supervise the exam, but I couldn’t do it!

50. If you offend me, I will beat you without any negotiation. The funniest QQ personalized signature

1. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

2. Who hasn’t been energetic, but have you ever been split?

3. The only thing I can afford but can’t put down is chopsticks.

4. It is not a crime for a man to use a gun, but it is a crime for a woman to use guns to get along in society.

5. Asking what love is in the world will only make people die with eyes wide open.

6. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

7. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.

8. I blame myself for being too young and not being able to distinguish between a human and a dog.

9. Shrews always appear in public places playing tricks.

10. If there weren’t too many scammers, I would have sold my kidney long ago!

11. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

12. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned books but didn’t finish them.

13. Have you ever thought about committing suicide? I want to fucking kill you!

14. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

15. In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of smart people is worthless.

16. In the last few days of winter vacation, almost every house is brightly lit.

17. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

18. Whether riding a bicycle is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

19. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

20. Everyone says that I am obedient, but in fact I only listen to myself.

21. You think of others too complicatedly because you are not simple either.

22. Every parent has jet lag. It’s obvious that it’s just a little while, but a little and a half.

23. I like the way you can’t stand me but can’t kill me.

24. If a man is not sexy, it is not his true nature; if a woman is not coquettish, she has no unique skills.

25. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

26. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

27. No matter how many times you turn around, your butt is still behind you.

28. The simplest secret of longevity is to keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.

29. Please don’t use your second mouth to seduce my third leg.

30. The reason why every couple breaks up is that we are not suitable.

31. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

32. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, fat loves me.

33. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

34. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

35. Marriage inspiration, as long as he treats me well, even if he is handsome!

36. The most domineering sentence when I was a child: Just wait and see after school.

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

38. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

39. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may be your son.

40. In this evil new society, why don’t you have arranged marriages?

41. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking!

42. Superman always wears briefs to fly because the triangle has stability.

43. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.

44. After all, I wear glasses, how can I tease a decent woman?

45. Falling is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very sober!

46. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

47. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

48. I don’t agree with your point of view, but I will defend to the death your right not to speak.

49. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is called a dull show.

50. I locked up the candy and buried it, but later I lost the key.

51. We are good friends. If you fall, I will help you, but you must let me finish laughing first.

52. The freshmen in the first grade of junior high school have become familiar with each other; the younger brother in the second grade of junior high school has fallen in love; and it is time for the high school entrance examination in the third grade of junior high school.

53. Either be patient or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

54. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, I just don't like to move; that's all.

55. I haven’t written with a pen for a long time. I don’t know if I don’t write. I was shocked when I wrote: Martian writing.

56. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.

57. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want it to be smooth sailing without ups and downs, you will have to die.

58. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

59. The left side of the head is filled with flour and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.

60. I have a pretty good temper and I won’t be angry at all because of my bad temper. .

61. Regarding thongs: In the past, I took off my underwear to look at my butt; now, I pull my butt off and look at my underwear

62. Eat what I want, lose weight and see what I want. Yes, you can't have both, so I'll just leave.

63. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

64. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joys and sorrows by myself, and no one has the right to tell me what I am wrong about.

65. "Spring Dawn" Sleeping in spring without waking up, there are worries everywhere. If you don't turn on the lights at night, there will be a lot of theft.

66. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

67. If you are a white-collar worker, you need to prepare a few white shirts. Firstly, it is professional, and secondly, it is easy to reveal the color of your bra!

68. I was already sad enough when I drank dichlorvos, but when I encountered another bottle, I collapsed even more.

69. There is an old legend that those who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever

70. Gold always shines, but when it is everywhere When it comes to gold, I don’t even know which one I am.

71. I don’t care if I wear a short skirt, but I still wear leggings! Will he still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

72. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When we break up, don’t ask me why we broke up, ask yourself.

73. The teacher said: Recently, some students always say they are stressed. Why? The students thought to themselves: It’s not because of you, teacher.

74. Man, I’m so tired! I feel sleepy even standing up, my heart suffers from loving you, I have to pay taxes to get a salary at work, I have to queue up to eat after get off work, I suffer from living!

75. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll root it out.

76. Safety production must be kept in mind, don’t waste time and don’t get angry, the machine is a slot machine, it will ignore you if you get injured, come to work happily and go home intact

77 , The girls in our school turned around, the teacher and the principal jumped off the building, the girls in our school turned around twice, the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers flowed backwards, the girls in our school turned around three times, there is no need to worry about regaining Taiwan!

78. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the entrance of the alley, let go of your hand, oh my, you dog, you will eat other people’s bitches without even saying hello. mouth!

79. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight. The most cool and unique QQ personalized signature

The most cool and unique QQ personalized signature

1. Put on your headphones and walk on the road, the world The hustle and bustle has nothing to do with me.

2. The moment you choose to hurt me, all the privileges given to you will become invalid.

3. I am not worthy to show off in a world of black and white, because I want a colorful sky.

4. Everyone must take a determined path, even if they are broken into pieces.

5. When you choose to turn around, don’t think that I will keep you, because you are not worth it!

6. Face is not equal to face. The so-called face has ruined many people and things.

7. Don’t say that you look down on me and that I have always ignored you

8. You can scold me, but if you mention your parents, I will kill you

9. Labor and management are the original partners, and their duty is to kill the whore.

10. Give me the sadness that you can’t bear in life!

11. My future will be full of sunshine, and I will get everything I need and want.

12. Sister, not everyone can enjoy my sexy charm.

13. Don’t be afraid of taking risks when you are young. Even if it fails, there is plenty of time to turn it around.

14. Don’t be anyone’s accessory, don’t accommodate or compromise.

15. Whoever doesn’t want my family and everything to be happy, I will make his family’s house never peaceful.

16. One day I will be so brilliant that I will take my besties crazy with me!

17. How many people think that best friends are more important than boyfriends? Please shout out.

18. Since you choose to let go, you must be happy.

19. Rolling, rolling, the car hits the wall and you know it has turned, and your nose is full of snot and you know it is dumped. It is too late.

20. Even a stainless steel heart will deform after being stabbed so many times with a knife.

21. Women should say domineeringly: I am a man, who should I be afraid of?

22. If you break my sister’s wings, I will destroy your entire paradise

23. I would rather go forward and die than take a step back to live.

24. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when you are tired, and smile when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

25. Men are tricky, but sisters are the most important.

26. I will not follow. The life I live is always what I want.

27. If you don’t understand, don’t expect to be understood, don’t misunderstand, and don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you.

28. You are not allowed to trample on my pride.

29. Having money may not necessarily make you perfect, but having true love will definitely make you perfect.

30. If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

31. You are not allowed to bully him. I am the only one in the universe and the whole world who has this qualification!

32. You have your style, and I have my principles. Don’t use your style to break my principles.

33. No one needs to give sunshine, we ourselves are the sun.

34. I don’t have many good sisters, but they are all qualified.

35. Every day that belongs to us is worthy of being remembered

36. I insist on five things in my life, eating, drinking, defecation, peeing, and sleeping. Special meaning

37. Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not.

38. Don’t yell at me. I was scared by a dog when I was a child.

39. Girl, I am naturally proud, how can I admit defeat?

40. Let the soul travel because the body cannot.

41. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want me to listen to you, but you don’t want me to listen to you either.

42. If you are not delicate, pretentious, ladylike or gentle, you will never learn from it.

43. It doesn’t matter whether you have it or not, and don’t care about what happened or what happened in this life.

44. No need to explain, no need to explain, I am who I am.

45. Our youth is our proud capital.

46. I can afford to lose as much as I love, not to mention I am still very young.

47. Time flies, but only strength lasts forever!

48. Even if you can’t forget, you have to forget, and even if you can’t do it, you have to do it.

49. How can you admit defeat if you are born with pride and dominate the martial arts world?

50. Time passed and gave birth to a bastard called memory